First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[Hoppetussa]

"This isn't where I parked my car"

 

[Deathfyre]

"Somebody get me a burger"

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

Is it time to wake up already?

OR:

VAGINA?

 

[lettucethesallad]

"4 years?!"

Cookie for reference.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

"Where's Bill?!"
**thwack**
"Where's BILL?!"

 

[SuperVegas]

"YOU! BOY! What day is it today!"

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

So how was 2012, did alot of retards off themselves?

 

[lettucethesallad]

"Where's Bill?!"
**thwack**
"Where's BILL?!"

Great minds think alike I see. ^_^

 

[.No.]

Pancakes
It's the only thing I could think of.

 

[redgamehunter]

"You guys know I could hear everything while I was under right? Some of you are definitively out of the will. And as for the doctor and nurse, they're about to lose their licenses. I mean seriously, who in the crap does THAT next to a sleeping person?"

 

[Ande66]

"You know what this place needs? Hookers and cocaine!"

alternativly:

"What time is it?"

 

[ninetails593]

"So when do I get to go back to sleep?"

 

[MrSean]

I would probably panic and freak out.

 

[Restoshamankk]

"sup"

 

[Nixzilla]

How long has it been?

 

[Hashime]

"Is Episode 3 out yet?"

Pure Win.

I say: "Damn that bus hurt"

 

[Mr S]

Just five more minutes.... zzzzzz.........

 

[El Poncho]

I heard everything you said. Everything.

 

[sky14kemea]

"Wheres the bathroom?"

Damnit... Ninja'd ages ago D:

Fine fine...

"Do they still make Double Decker bars?"

[small][small]Man, I love those things...[/small][/small]