First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[BlueSinbad]

"Is Episode 3 out yet?"

Hahaha, you know that the answer would be "No" right? back to a coma for another 20 years or so!

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

...Most people actually need to be taught how to speak properly again after a long coma.

JUSS'SAYIN'.

But, fictional coma...

'Just five more minutes!'

 

[Giantpanda602]

Probably something along the lines of "Is Duke Nukem out yet?"

 

[BlackStar42]

"Is Episode 3 out yet?"

No.

I'd probably go with something like
"Have the machines won yet?" or
"WTF just happened?!"

 

[8bitlove2a03]

I'm assuming there's a tube down my throat still, so it'll be a bit muddled:

"Put me back under, pull this tube out of my d**k, and bring me back round again to pull the tubes out of my mouSONOFAB***H WHY DID YOU RIP THE D**K TUBE OUT CANT YOU HEAR ME YOU INSENSITIVE B*****S!?"

Something like that.

 

[s0p0g]

"what's the time and date?"

 

[SmilesX-23]

I've been out how long? But wheres my space spandex and the hot lady cyborgs?

 

[Denamic]

I know everything!

 

[OddOzZy666]

*sniffs inquisitively*......that wasn't me was it?

 

[Flackster]

"Did you get that on film!?"

 

[holographicman]

get these godamn tubes out of me

 

[LorChan]

I would immediately find some kind of audio recording device and record the following; "My name is Lauren [last name withheld]. I had an accident and woke up in 1973. I had no idea if I was mad, or if I was in a coma, or if I'd gone back in time. It was like I'd woken up on a different planet. But I knew that if I found out the reason, then I could get home. I still don't actually know the reason, but it isn't saving my dad, destroying corruption in the police force, or scoring with the only competently hot woman in all of imaginary Manchester. Because I failed at all those things."

 

[Veldel]

Someone get me a game console and some games I got catching up to do

 

[solidstatemind]

"now THAT was an epic party..."

 

[Spydercake]

*reaches for nearest person, grips clothing*
"Can he still speak?!"
"Who?"
"Beiber."
"Who the hell is beiber?"
*Que the cheesy inspirational music!*

 

[GodofCider]

"How long was I out?"

 

[stoopid_monkey24]

"The time machine worked, hell ya!!!"
*finds out time machine blew up with me in it*
"Damn it, well at least i'm still in the future!"


OR


"What is the best PC video game out right now?"

 

[C95J]

Awww, I was having a good dream as well...

 

[USSR]

"Bathroom. Now."