First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[yookiwooki]

"Haha I cant believe you all bought it. I was faking."

 

[William Dickbringer]

that was the best cat nap I ever had

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Probably something like "nuuuurrrrrrrrrr..."

When you wake up from a coma, it isn't like the movies. You don't just "wake up". You have to go through a bunch of physical therapy just to relearn how to walk and talk.

However, I'd probably want to say something like "how long was I out?"

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Where's my guitar?

 

[Johnny Cain]

I'd hope to compose myself quickly enough to sit bolt upright and belt out "I LIIIIIVE!".

 

[Odbarc]

"I'm getting bored of this. I've been faking it all this time."

 

[punkrocker27]

How much did I drink?

 

[Macrobstar]

Did you record peep show for me?

 

[SeriousIssues]

"ugh...wha...ffffff..." Then I'd probably drool a bit and pass out.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

"Has North Korea taken over yet?"
"Has China taken over yet?"
"HOW THE FUCK DID AUSTRALIA WIN WORLD WAR THREE?!"

 

[Blind Sight]

"What year is it?"

Somewhat obvious, really.

 

[TheLiham]

Wait for my best friend to come in and say her name.

 

[Kajt]

"Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A."

 

[Sajuuk-khar]

"I live... again."

 

[Carnage95]

"So it was all a lie? FUUUU-"
After having the most wondrous dream, which I was convinced was real.

or

"Jeez, I gotta go pee!"

 

[Spawny0908]

"Are you a good witch or a bad witch"?

 

[natster43]

"Where did I go just now?"
Or "Oh hey whats up? Why the hell am I in a hospital?"

 

[Whateveralot]

"I guess I overdid it."

 

[alimination602]

BRAINSSSS!

or

'Wheres the toilet, wheres the TP and you better call a plumber after i'm through with it'