First thought in your head when you see a hot girl

[fgdfgdgd]

My first thought: "I'd be on that like a dingo on a baby." My first action: say hello politely, and keep walking.

 

[Ethylene Glycol]

I don't tend to notice if women are attractive or not unless I already like them as people. Men, on the other hand...

 

[urathgodofsudani]

Damn i'd look good in that

 

[SimuLord]

When I see a hot, as opposed to cute or sweet-looking or any of a bunch of other non-misogynistic adjectives, girl, my main mindset is "I'd like to fuck that."

I'm far less piggish when it comes to girls who are conservatively dressed and/or look like sweethearts rather than "hotties".

 

[Denamic]

If she's looking at me, I think "don't look at boobs, don't look at boobs, don't- I looked at the boobs".

 

[cWg | Konka]

A/ dont stare at her tits
B/ crap im staring at her tits
3/ crap she has noticed me staring at her tits

If she's looking at me, I think "don't look at boobs, don't look at boobs, don't- I looked at the boobs".

damm ninja's

 

[Mighty Lighty]

run at her While screaming "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME" before collapsing into a crying heap

I guess

 

[Cherry Cola]

a) DAT ASS

b) I'll be in my bunk...

 

[B2kCyclops]

1. "Yummy"
2. "Am I hungry ?"
If yes: Time to get me something to "eat"...
If no: Meh.

 

[strum4h]

"I hope she is not actually a decepticon."

 

[No_Remainders]

"the guy that's banging her is most likely a douche."

This. Added on to "Hmm... Perhaps I should go notify her of this... Maybe I'll just wait for her to start the conversation."

Then what I do:
Nothing.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

A) I wonder if we have common interests?
B) Remind myself that the longest relationship I've ever had is about 4 days before she couldn't handle my "crazyness" anymore, better keep walking...

 

[Bilbo536]

Unable to acquire target.

 

[El Poncho]

1) Better not stare, that's creepy
2) Maybe just a little glance...

 

[Railgun88]

First thought? "I'd tap that"
Subsequent thoughts? "I wonder what she looks like naked?"

Thats how I role, ************.

You and I have the same thought process... Get Out Of MY Head!!!

 

[RanD00M]

".... I wonder what's for dinner."
Why should I have a special thought when I see a good looking girl? It makes no sense.