First thoughts when you hear germany?

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Kopikatsu

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I think of men with crew cuts speaking English with a very heavy German accent.

On the other hand, I think of Russians as big burly guys with long beards who also speak with a very heavy accent, but occasionally exclaim something in Russian. In retrospect, I think I'm confusing Russians and Rabbis.
 

Skoosh

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Funny accents. That's it, I just start imagining 5 different German accents in my head if someone says "Germany". Then I start thinking of my favorite physicists from there.
 

Eclectic Dreck

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China.

No, not the nation - plates and such.

Why? Because mere hours ago, I was given a gift by my grandmother. A set of (incredibly nice - seriously - platinum accents and such) china that was made, according to the box, in "Bavaria, West Germany". I was given god damn cold war freedom China for my birthday. It's strange enough (seriously - still sealed in original packaging and everything all bearing the name of a nation more than two decades gone) that, for the moment, all I can associate with Germany is dishes.

Not beer. Not Nazis. Not incredibly apt words that encapsulate concepts only expressible with lengthy sentences in English. Plates.
 

Burst6

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I think of that large wall in Berlin that they turn around every once in a while.
 

cgaWolf

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Sr. Taco said:
Wiener schnitzel. First thing that pops up, no idea why.
That's Austrian, although it was originally imported from Italy & rebranded :p

Guffe said:
OH OH!!! and The Police dog REX!
That's also Austrian, and should be made into a Wiener Schnitzel. :D

Guffe said:
The dog or the whole show?
But the language is german right?
The whole show. The language is technically german, although both germans and austrians would be offended at the suggestion that we're speaking the same language. We're frennemies separated by a common language ^_^
The german bavarian dialect is very close to the austrian salzburgian & some upper-austrian ones; further south in the alps no one can understand you as soon as you move one valley over (and i think they skipped a soundshift a ouple of hundred years ago, which makes some words sound a bit english). Towards the east, the language gets sloppy articulation, drawn out vowels, as well as a distinct mordibity inherent to most Viennese dialects.
There's a lot of fun to be head playing around with the languages, or comparing different dialects & colloquialisms.

The easiest way to tell germans & austrians apart is to toss a football (soccer ball for you 'merkins) in front of them. If they have any idea whatsoever what to do with it, they're german.

(don't worry though, us Austrians are used to being accidentially co-opted as part time germans - truth be told, i have a hard time making the differenc between checks and slovaks, and i live next to them :( )


Eclectic Dreck said:
China.
No, not the nation - plates and such.
They have brilliant china manufacturers, Meissner near Dresden for example. Some of their turn of the century (19th/20th ofc ^^) is simply stunning :)

[The said:
Rock]Hitler was AUSTRIAN and his name was Houtler but he changed it to sound more german.
It's not so much that he changed his name, as that there was no single one correct way to write it. Hitler, Hüttler, Huettler would all have been correct - comes from the word "Hütte" (a hut), and indicates someone who lives in a hut (which is what inns are colloquially known as in the area); however while in standard german there's an "ü" sound*, that gets ground into an 'i' sound in Upper Austria/Salzburg and some parts of Bavaria ("Hütte" becomes "Hittn"), thus ending up with the name Hitler.

All that said, we ain't in any form responsible for the Hasslehoff disaster - that's ALL on the germans :p


*) In case you didn't know, for the "ü" sound, as opposed to the "u" sound in german, head to google translate, set it to german -> english, and copypasta all those weird umlaut sounds, and have google speak them :p
For your perusal: ä ö ü
 

cgaWolf

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JaceArveduin said:
Blind Guardian.
Since we're on a gaming board, and simply indicating i'm currently wearing a BG longsleeve would be a lot content post, i would like to point out they did the soundtrack for Sacred 2, including in-game quests to find their instruments which culminates in an ingame concert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fakNlghOJY :p
 

T8B95

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Two world wars and one world cup, doo-dah, doo-dah :)

In all seriousness though, Mercedes and BMW's.
 

JaceArveduin

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cgaWolf said:
JaceArveduin said:
Blind Guardian.
Since we're on a gaming board, and simply indicating i'm currently wearing a BG longsleeve would be a lot content post, i would like to point out they did the soundtrack for Sacred 2, including in-game quests to find their instruments which culminates in an ingame concert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fakNlghOJY :p
Pfft, that's not even the full version!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix_mG-ETPFo
 

CJ1145

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Cars, streets with little patches of lawn with trees in-between lanes, The Sound of Music, Nazis, beer, Charlie Chaplin, Buzz Lightyear.

My goodness I have a strange train of thought.
 

DustyDrB

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Nazis, Hitler, Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Martin Luther, and Beer.

In about that order. Sorry, Germany. You weren't all bad back then. Hence, Bonhoeffer.
If it's any consolation, my family's roots are in Germany and Austria.
 

ReincarnatedFTP

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I remember that you bad mofos were the ones who invented the black bloc tactic. That's the one that sticks most into my mind.
The most recent thing I've read concerning Germany?
http://325.nostate.net/?p=3715
 

dyre

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solid economy, sauerkraut, beer, Nazis, Reichstag. I guess Nazis are up there, but at least the Germans have since apologized profusely for it. Unlike some other countries responsible for mass murders...