Fish & Chips!

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El Poncho

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You will not like those in the east of Scotland who put mayonnaise on their chips, that's what the chippy ask them!

IT'S BLASPHEME!
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
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No_Remainders said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Yes, rules. The favourite word of the Germans and least favourite of the French.
Could've sworn that "courage" was the least favourite word of the French...

But yeah, fish and chips are tasty.
Now, now.

We'll be having none of that. It is not our place to judge the courage of the worlds leading nation in quality, secondhand, unused rifles.
I love you Daystar, no homo.
Seriously though, you're my favourite fellow Brit ^__^ Are you watching QI on BBC2 right now, by any chance?
You can bet your arse I am.

Stephen Fry is our lord and saviour.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxRR6vax_AQxLtpGLtb9vN4I0lQxboiR8GsVsEUu4j81vkUrTDzw

I tip my hat and salute you palm outward, sir.
 
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El Poncho said:
You will not like those in the east of Scotland who put mayonnaise on their chips, that's what the chippy ask them!

IT'S BLASPHEME!
The Scots were always a little strange.

I blame the French.
 

lovestomooch

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I disagree with the use of the fork. It is very hard to get all the lovely crispy bits out of the bottom of the bag using one. Great for hot chips at the top though.
Nice continuation off a previous rubbish thread, congrats!
 

MarsProbe

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Funny, the majority of places I get my fish & chips from these days always provide the finished culinary product in the aforementioned container, usually then wrapped in a plain white paper. That's technological advancement for you, right there. Newspapers are old hat.

Not only does the carton allow the food to be safely contained should you suddenly find yourself having to run (be it toward or away from something), it also acts as a makeshift plate of sorts. The fish can be placed in one half, while the chips are stored in the other. This negates the need to dirty any household dishes, should you have ordered in.

Ask your nearest chippy about this exciting new development today!
 

El Poncho

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Daystar Clarion said:
El Poncho said:
You will not like those in the east of Scotland who put mayonnaise on their chips, that's what the chippy ask them!

IT'S BLASPHEME!
The Scots were always a little strange.

I blame the French.
You just can't win, go to Edinburgh, get dodgy fish and chips or go to Glasgow, get good fish and chips, then get stabbed once you leave the shop!
 
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lovestomooch said:
I disagree with the use of the fork. It is very hard to get all the lovely crispy bits out of the bottom of the bag using one. Great for hot chips at the top though.
Nice continuation off a previous rubbish thread, congrats!
I also read that with the Major's voice in my head.

That pleases me.

I always find, that if the paper has been arranged in a conical shape, it's easier to just tip the bag to gain access to the crunchy morsals. Not very proper, but damn it! This is chips we're talking about!
 

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Hm... true story:

Class trip to London -i am from germany- FIRST thing we did, was getting out of the bus, and one dude bought some "Chips"... FRIES... whatever with mayo. He ate ONE, said "Eeew" and passed it on. Next dude "Eeew", passed it on. Next one: "Disgusting" and so on and so on. About TEN people couldn't stomach the taste and we threw the rest into the garbage... in front of the guy who sold them, massively rude assholes that we were *g*.

And this selfmix-"JUICE", the WATER, the breakfast cereal... MAN, never ate so bad in my life. Only the foreign restaurants were good. So yeah, in my eyes the english totally deserve the "worst cuisine ever "-award *g*. Well a few things were good, don't get me wrong, but maybe it was just London.
 
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El Poncho said:
Daystar Clarion said:
El Poncho said:
You will not like those in the east of Scotland who put mayonnaise on their chips, that's what the chippy ask them!

IT'S BLASPHEME!
The Scots were always a little strange.

I blame the French.
You just can't win, go to Edinburgh, get dodgy fish and chips or go to Glasgow, get good fish and chips, then get stabbed once you leave the shop!
We should build a wall or something.
 

SckizoBoy

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Daystar Clarion said:
Name: Clarion D.
Age: Older than you, rapscallion!
Country of birth: Where do you think, you knave?!
Occupation: Being more English than you, of course. Now leave the wine and cheese on the beach and bugger off![footnote]Apologies if you don't get this, it's a vague foreign policy reference.[/footnote]

Hipsy_Gypsy said:
I tend to drown chippies in salt and vinegar but I'd never, ever, ever add anything else like ketchup. Eugh, who'd have thought? :p Though I mudt admit, I'd happily enough eat it with my fingers, lol.

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Out of a chippy, must have salt and a dash of vinegar... nothing worse than a soggy tomato-soaked chip. *blech* Anyway, how uncouth! We civilised English people use the fork! =P (Sorry, couldn't help myself!)
 

justnotcricket

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In New Zealand, we've transitioned to tomato sauce. Not Ketchup, obviously, becuase it has to be Wattie's tomato sauce, but vinegar isn't so popular. Also, out here in the colonies we eat Fush and Chups, obviously =P
 
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MarsProbe said:
Funny, the majority of places I get my fish & chips from these days always provide the finished culinary product in the aforementioned container, usually then wrapped in a plain white paper. That's technological advancement for you, right there. Newspapers are old hat.

Not only does the carton allow the food to be safely contained should you suddenly find yourself having to run (be it toward or away from something), it also acts as a makeshift plate of sorts. The fish can be placed in one half, while the chips are stored in the other. This negates the need to dirty any household dishes, should you have ordered in.

Ask your nearest chippy about this exciting new development today!
I don't know.

We didn't spend millions of years (scientific fact, proven by scientifically trained scientists of science) perfecting the process for some upstart to come along and ruin the process with 'ideas'.
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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Oh god i'm hungry now...
And kudos for you for not liking Tomato sauce!
I hate that stuff on EVERYTHING.

*nomnomnomnomnoms...*
So hungry...

However i don't like the vinegar, it's essentially like urinating all over chips, in fact i do beleive there are chemical similarities between the two...
 

El Poncho

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Daystar Clarion said:
El Poncho said:
Daystar Clarion said:
El Poncho said:
You will not like those in the east of Scotland who put mayonnaise on their chips, that's what the chippy ask them!

IT'S BLASPHEME!
The Scots were always a little strange.

I blame the French.
You just can't win, go to Edinburgh, get dodgy fish and chips or go to Glasgow, get good fish and chips, then get stabbed once you leave the shop!
We should build a wall or something.
Yes, walls, the solution to everything!

We should do the same for tomato sauce factories.
 

Azure-Supernova

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Amen! Tomato sauce with fish and chips... bloody fools, they're hiding the flavour of the dish by doing so! Can't beat the little wooden forks, though I've seen plastic tri-prongs popping up more frequently these days.

Hipsy_Gypsy said:
Hmm. I really want a chippie now. Fish and all. Pity they're so expenisive. The Friar Tuck here does a fish & chip for "only £4.99". Not even including a drink! Tsk!
Captain's Catch 'round the corner does fish, chips, curry sauce and a can 'o' pop for £2.99. Now that's a business plan.
 

Zantos

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You missed the bit about how it has to have something poured over it that bears no resemblance to what it's supposed to be. Doesn't matter whether you go for gravy, peas, curry or beans, as long as you have at least one.

Mmmmmmm, fish and chips with peas, delicious.
 

Dimitriov

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As a Canadian I just have to say that while I have had some really bad fish and chips here, I dare say there are some really good places too: at least there are here in Victoria, BC.

Also while I am willing to agree with a total lack of ketchup, you just gotta have tartar sauce D:<
 

Rand-m

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Dare I say it? Be it blasphemy? Because I've always enjoyed my fish and chips...

With tartar sauce.

EDIT: Read all posts to see that the topic hasn't come up. Get ninja'd.

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