Flu causes zombie-like behavior in teens in 151 patients up to age 17

[Geekmaster K]

Let's see...

All I really have to deal with zombies is my dad's chainsaw. So I'm going to need a shotgun, the Zombie Survival Guide, a stock of food, some work on my aim (I can pull of a headshot in most shooters, but I'm not that great at shooting soda cans with a BB gun in real life), some sort of vaccine for the virus if they can make one in time, and a new workout program. I'm not in the best shape for a zombie apocalypse. Rule #1: Cardio. I'll also need to watch Zombieland again to see if there are any rules I forgot. Hopefully it comes out on DVD in time for the outbreak. One last thing. I need to stock up on Twinkies. You can't survive the zombie apocalypse without Twinkies.

Remember fellow escapists:

Rule #1: Cardio

Rule #2: Double Tap

Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms

Rule #4: Seat Belts

I hope that helps, and good luck on scoring Zombie Kill of the Week!

 

[RatRace123]

Well, it'll take a while for the virus to escape from Japan. Unless they evolve, OH GOD WHAT IF THEY EVOLVE?

 

[Aesir23]

holy s**** my wish came true the zombie apocalypse is near

YOU brought this upon us!? Quick! We must sacrifice you to the pagan gods.

OT: Time to put a couple of Red Steel doors on my house and get all possible melee weapons out of the shed.

 

[Baldry]

Rule #1: Cardio

Rule #2: Double Tap

Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms

Rule #4: Seat Belts

I hope that helps, and good luck on scoring Zombie Kill of the Week!

Ahhh zombieland

 

[Danpascooch]

This has already been tried before, it was a good laugh back then, why do people need to give it another failure run? They should have let the original joke die and then be remembered fondly.

The closest thing we really have to zombies is PCP, it can make you do some cannibalistic things, some guy actually took a bunch of PCP, went psycho and actually ate his girlfriends lungs before the police arrived on the scene, ugh. If only it was a contagious thing, then we would have a fast moving variety zombie outbreak.

 

[Danpascooch]

Rule #1: Cardio

Rule #2: Double Tap

Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms

Rule #4: Seat Belts

I hope that helps, and good luck on scoring Zombie Kill of the Week!

Ahhh zombieland

Zombieland, a great movie, a poor survival guide.

Pick up the Zombie Survival Guide, it gives better instructions, and it is made for slow moving zombies, but lets face it, the fast variety isn't gonna happen, and if it does, we're all fucked, whether or information is good or not.

 

[Dr. Paine]

Right, good thing I thought out all my options for a zombie apocalypse a couple weeks ago. All I need is a way to convince Bear Grylls to join me on the delightful romp across the wasteland. (I am serious about that, by the way, I thought out a basic plan for three different zombie scenarios. Including a headcrab invasion.)

.. and hey, my best friend's a college student, I wonder if she has a gun. I'll go for pipes and crowbars. (and for the record, I have fought against zombies in HL2 with the crowbar, I found it way more effective than the gun because I have piss poor aim.)

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Time to learn jujitsu so I can cavein zombie sculls.

On an off note, Has anyone seen Tokyo Zombie? It's good.

 

[Ph33nix]

Ah well, looks like the end of the world is nigh. Time to lock myself in my room.

Better safe than sorry.

wooh close one we barely made it to morning.

edit lol #151

 

[Jared]

Rule #1: Cardio

Rule #2: Double Tap

Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms

Rule #4: Seat Belts

I hope that helps, and good luck on scoring Zombie Kill of the Week!

Ahhh zombieland

Great film, such good advice lol

 

[Zeldadudes]

I don't actually think a Zombie Apocalypse is probably (dawn of the dead type) due to every single person knowing what to do in case of zombie, gloves, mask, aim for head. Too easy if it happens, it'll end up as a fun past time.


Actually, all the Zombie apocalypse will do is get rid of the stupid people who do not know what to do in case of zombie. So it may just be a +.

I think there is essentially more to it than just that. I think if it happened i would know what to do but actually doing it would be a separate thing. I would hesitate and have my brain eaten...

 

[YourCriticism]

You guys are all screwed. I'm lucky I built myself a gravity gun.

 

[Dogstile]

sorry, but 151 violent and gibbering teens

are you sure they ain't your typical poke'mon?

 

[Cowabungaa]

Well, it'll take a while for the virus to escape from Japan. Unless they evolve, OH GOD WHAT IF THEY EVOLVE?

Time to move to Madagascar then.

Pick up the Zombie Survival Guide, it gives better instructions, and it is made for slow moving zombies, but lets face it, the fast variety isn't gonna happen, and if it does, we're all fucked, whether or information is good or not.

If we're talking seriuz szienze here, I think that if we might ever see something remotely like a zombie invasion, it's going to be of the fast variety. A heavily mutated rabies virus or something. Oh shit...

sorry, but 151 violent and gibbering teens

are you sure they ain't your typical poke'mon?

Gotta decapitate them all, Pokezombies!

 

[Tekyro]

crowbar or cricket bat.... choices choices choices

Pre-order and you'll get a baseball bat...

 

[Ryuk2]

People said that it's bullshit, that there's nothing to worry about, the flu is a normal thing. I said that it will evolve... now look who was right.

 

[pliusmannn]

hooray for Tamiflu, it now made sick people into gibbering mutants (zombies is undead, who risen from death, so they can't be zombies, they are alive)