Flu causes zombie-like behavior in teens in 151 patients up to age 17

[The Maddest March Hare]

Oh well, if the Escapist forums have taught me one thing, it's that a lot of people are prepared for a zombie apocalypse. If things start turning bad, I vote we Escapists arrange various safepoints across our country and begin the repelling of the threat. We'd be safe by tea time

 

[TMAN10112]

I hope this takes a few weeks to leave Japan. I haven't payed off my AK47 yet.

Good thing that I still got my SKS 'till then.

 

[BrownGaijin]

Sounds more like the rage virus from 28 Days Later.

Or one helluva Twinkie binge.

 

[nerdsamwich]

So it begins.

 

[T5seconds]

!@#$

I must ensure that my father does not see this!!

(His zombie plan is to kneecap me so that I can be his escape goat T_T)

Loving father much?

EDIT:Also what if it is a false alarm? Does he give you a rain check for that?

 

[barryween]

OH SHI-
WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

 

[xenos60]

Well, the link won't even load for me. Ignorance is bliss.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

Fuck... Why did it have to happen in my lifetime...

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

Oh so thats how the world will end in 2012, by then the zombie horde will be so strong that we wont be able to hold out.

Once i hear annother article about the zombie apocalips my zombie evasion plan will enact, and me and my girlfirend are moving to Nome Alaska, with my AK-47, the P210, the AR-15, my homemade completely illegal flamethrower, and the SMLE.

And we're going to take the Toyota Hylux that Top Gear brought to the North Poll.

You just can't take planes, too many people.

EDIT: I find it no suprise that the zombies have started in the country that started Res Evil.

Now the only one question remains, will the zombies be Left 4 dead zombies or Resident Evil zombies, i guess we'll find out.

 

[[Unoriginal Name Here]]

OH OH OH CAN I TRY OUT FOR THE PART OF COACH?!
I CAN BRING MY OWN CHAINSAW!

 

[Eman645]

Dude I got the flu shot like a month ago and I got really what you say, high off of it. My hands looked funny and I couldn't stand or walk strait.

 

[Mar451]

Im going to get in me Zepplin and say fuck you world!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

*Gets all his guns, his trenchcoat, his bowler hat, his ipod full of metal music, and a book full of awesome one-liners* Ready whenever.

 

[ryanxm]

....better safe then sorry better safe then sorry better safe then sorry (continues 177 times...anyone get this refrence?)

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Alright. Time for me to find a Vietnam Vet, A college Student, A black Office Worker, A biker Dude, A souther Gambler, Mechanic, Coach and Reporter and Find a building with a red steel door.

This. But seriously, this doesn't seem to be a big deal at all.

....better safe then sorry better safe then sorry better safe then sorry (continues 177 times...anyone get this refrence?)

Come one, as if L4D references weren't going to be in abundance in this kind of thread.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Ah well, looks like the end of the world is nigh. Time to lock myself in my room.

Better safe than sorry.

Better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry, better saf-euurrggh... rharruughh...

 

[Twilight_guy]

A zombie horde made up of teenagers? Don't those already spontaneously appear at concerts for emo bands?

I kid, I kid. The article really has me more concerned that the flu could be causing brain damage. That's one bad flu and really needs to be eliminated quick.

 

[feather240]

Just a quick question, can I make jello with gasoline? Can I reach the boiling point without combustion and would the vapor be too dangerous or would it just not transform correctly? I was originally going to make burning snowmen, but this zombie thing looks like a good moment to test it beforehand.