Flu causes zombie-like behavior in teens in 151 patients up to age 17

[Mar451]

H1Z1 anybody?

 

[The Austin]

Is it wrong that I actually want the Zombie apocalypse to happen?
Because if it is, than morality can suck it.


TIME TO GET THE OL' AK!

 

[KiLl_RoY]

The health ministry has reported that 151 flu patients up to age 17 demonstrated abnormal behavior between late September and mid-November, including acting violently or uttering gibberish.

Violence and/or speaking gibberish=zombie-like behaviour?

I thought most zombies either a) screamed or b) moaned. Never babbled.

Nice inaccurate title there, twit. The word 'zombie' isn't mentioned even once in the
article, just 'abnormal behaviour'.

Don`t say that again or i will cry.

 

[orangebandguy]

Great, a zombie apocalypse might be good fun.

 

[internetzealot1]

Oh shit. OH SHIT! Its already happening! Fuck, how many guns do I have? Three? Four? Not enough. Oh, God, I gotta get movin to Alaska. But Alaska stretches really close to Asia. Shit, I got caught unprepared! I'm already dead! Already fuckin' dead!

 

[Caligulove]

Id be terrified if I was in those parts of Japan

 

[DSEZ]

lets see
1 katana....check
1 pistol with 400 rounds of ammo....check
1 12 gauge shotgun with 400 round of ammo....check
friends and family inside of barricaded house with previsions....check
ipod fully charged with awesome zombie ass kicking music loaded to it....double check

 

[ArtVSscience]

I knew it, right from the start I knew it. Time to board up the windows...

 

[BakaSmurf]

Y'all laughed at me! Y'ALL LAUGHED AT ME! Well who's laughing now!? Bring it on you zombie bastards, I'll take you all on! I WILL TAKE YOU ALL ON- Oh wait, it's just in Japan? Oh well nevermind then, not like they have any physical connections to Asia's main landmass, we've got nothing to worry about... For now.

 

[seanwtfgamer]

Dammit, I was hoping for slow moving zombies. Now my zombie plan is ruined, sigh... time to break out the crowbar.

 

[Cacti Pants]

 

[bcponpcp27]

Well, good thing Bill's gun shop is right near by!

 

[jboking]

Alright. Time for me to find a Vietnam Vet, A college Student, A black Office Worker, A biker Dude, A souther Gambler, Mechanic, Coach and Reporter and Find a building with a red steel door.

What, so you can find out they are all carriers and get yourself infected?

OP: I read the article and then went to find more on the subject. Some are blaming the odd behavior on a drug that was given to treat the problem. Umbrella Corporation anyone?

 

[Kevlar Eater]

Is it wrong that I actually want the Zombie apocalypse to happen?
Because if it is, than morality can suck it.


TIME TO GET THE OL' AK!

You should read this [http://www.cracked.com/article/136_5-reasons-you-secretly-want-zombie-apocalypse/] if you really a z-pocalypse to happen.

*on topic* If everyone is getting ready for the zombie apocalypse, then I have lots of pills for you guys.

 

[The Austin]

Is it wrong that I actually want the Zombie apocalypse to happen?
Because if it is, than morality can suck it.


TIME TO GET THE OL' AK!

You should read this [http://www.cracked.com/article/136_5-reasons-you-secretly-want-zombie-apocalypse/] if you really a z-pocalypse to happen.

Yup... That about sums it up.

 

[Teh Ty]

~Prepares for a Zombieland-esque life.~

 

[Grayjack]

I'm screwed. The best weapon I have is a wooden sword and some sharp kitchen knives.