Food you really shouldn't have eaten

[MiskWisk]

Right, recently I ate a few too many winegums. For those who don't know, they're a pretty tasty sweet. As a result of this, my stomach went on a very painful strike and long story short, I didn't get much sleep.

So, simple question:
When was the last time you ate something that didn't agree with you or your stomach decided it didn't want?

Spoiler: anecdotes for the win

My sister deserves special mention for managing to repeat her mistake of eating chocolate after a large pot of mussels. She really should have known after the first time it happened not to do it again. Chocolate and mussels don't mix apparently.

 

[hazabaza1]

Had sushi a year or so ago.
Dunno if it was the raw fish or the train journey home but the bathroom was plastered afterwards.

 

[Vegosiux]

Well I do like my food spicy sometimes. Like, the kind of spicy that results in not-so-pleasant implications when the digestive system does its thing.

Do I think twice next time I feel like burning a hole through my esophagus?

Hahahahahahaa...! No.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Food? Can't really say. I shouldn't drink Fanta; love that shit, but it always gives me stomach cramp.

 

[Scarim Coral]

The only one that I remember that it was the food to be blamed (I had stomach/ bowl related problems but those could of been cause by me not sitting on the chair properly) were these Chinese frankfurter that I got to the usual bakery (I guess they had accidently made a bad batch of those).
I clearly remember that every time I ate one of them, I had to go to the toliet hours later due to bowl related incident. There were three of them and I was in Uni meaning I was on a tight budget... yup I went to the toliet three times.

 

[VanQ]

Every single time I eat McDonalds my entire body rages at me for hours afterward. It turns my stomach and makes me feel like I've been hit by a car. And yet I continue to go back there to eat. What the hell is wrong with me?

 

[DoPo]

Every single time I eat McDonalds my entire body rages at me for hours afterward. It turns my stomach and makes me feel like I've been hit by a car. And yet I continue to go back there to eat. What the hell is wrong with me?

Dunno, you're broken. Myself, I ate a McDonald's about a 2-3 of times. The food to price ratio was not satisfactory, and while I'm not too bothered about quality, that too was not enough for me to come back. Same goes for KFC. I don't know what the appeal is - I just go to the nearest kebab place and get pretty much the same food but 1. it's more 2. it costs less. So it's a win-win even before counting the fact that it's closer.

OT: I don't think I've had food my body disagrees with. Well, of course there is spoiled food or the odd times something upsets my stomach a bit but it's not consistent.

 

[DarkishFriend]

Not something that happened to me, but I personally witnessed it, and I ate the same food.

Me and my friend love spicy food and I especially like foreign food. Well during a mission trip/camp at the church I went to, which had 4 other youth groups from around the country a Thai women was at the youth meeting. She had made the lunch for that day and it was all recipes that she had used in her country and the same amount of spiciness. Well the other kids the mildest stuff they could find to eat so that left me and my friend to eat the spicy stuff, and one of the hottest soups I've ever had.

Well later that night when me and my friend were hanging out with his brother he started screaming from the bathroom. When we asked him what was wrong he said that his asshole was on fire and that there was blood coming out. He was in that bathroom for over half an hour yelling and grunting and it was one of the funniest bowel movements I've ever listened to.

 

[winginson]

The smell of tuna has always turned my stomach. One time I accidentally ordered a tuna baguette at subway. Decided to eat it anyway, where upon finishing it I was violently sick. Turns out eating food that the smell of makes you feel sick isn't a good idea!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Every single time I eat McDonalds my entire body rages at me for hours afterward. It turns my stomach and makes me feel like I've been hit by a car. And yet I continue to go back there to eat. What the hell is wrong with me?

I can't eat there either without feeling like hell afterwards.

I swear I eat there like once a year since around that time I forget why I don't, and then my stomach lets me know why hours later.

Blegh.

 

[Lynx]

That cup of hot cocoa I had just before I realized just how lactose intolerant I really was.

I was in so much pain I could barely walk, and I seriously thought that I had appendicitis. It hurt like #%@*.

 

[DugMachine]

Fruit Loops always upsets my stomach and makes me feel queasy. Wish I knew why, no other cereal does this to me.

 

[oniryu101]

Drunken midnight walk to Taco Bell, got 2 volcano burritos, a quesadilla, and 2 beefy 5 layer burritos. Got halfway home (about a 2.5 mile walk altogether) before I had to run in a gas station buy a roll of toilet paper (they had no bathroom) and ruined the tree area behind the station.

 

[thejackyl]

Anything overly spicy. And by overly spicy I mean, anything remotely spicy. I'm not a fan of anything spicy, though my girlfriend thinks she can change that.

She made me try Wasabi covered almonds. I'm not a fan of nuts or spicy foods. They weren't bad, but they were too spicy for me to eat normally. She got a good laugh out of it though.

At least it wasn't like the hot wings I tried a few weeks ago. My mouth burnt the rest of the night because of those.

Or:

21st B-Day
Drink about 3 times the amount you're used to drinking
Taco Bell Binge.
Wait 4 hours
Hold up in the bathroom the rest of the night.