Food you really shouldn't have eaten

[razor343]

When I went to see my cousins in Germany when I was about 5 we all had a few too many Knopper's Bars in a short period of time...Needless to say, my entire night as spent throwing up once every hour or so and being terrified of dying...I was really scared of throwing up when I was younger.

 

[McMullen]

Near-boiling coffee count? Had a nice burn on my chin after that.

Almond Chicken was my favorite Chinese dish for a while. It is completely unappetizing to me now. In between these states, a considerable amount of late-night vomiting occurred.

Once played a drinking game involving Halo and white zinfandel, in order to give my friends a fighting chance. In the game, I remained undefeated for the whole night. In real life, I spent most of the next day on the floor.

 

[RedDeadFred]

It was back in the days when I loved Baconators. The triple Baconator had just been announced. My anticipation was tremendous. I needed that burger. I went to Wendy's, ordered the glorious sandwich with 3 burgers and 9 strips of bacon. I finished about 3/4 of it when I suddenly realized that my stomach was beginning to feel like death. I stopped and my stomach calmed down. Haven't had a Baconator since. The Spicy Chicken sandwich is my new favourite form there.

 

[Starik20X6]

I remember last time I visited the USA, the place we stayed in had complimentary breakfast, so we wandered down to see what there was. All I can remember is this custard-filled glazed croissant, and feeling like I was going to die after eating it. I feel queasy just thinking about the bastard thing.

Cinnabon.

Though Cinnabons might actually be the one food worth dying for.

Spoiler: sweet jesus have mercy

I don't know if I could ever eat a Cinnabon...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Most everything I ate this week. Need to stop this fastfood binge... <.>

 

[The Code]

Anything too spicy or greasy really makes my digestive system rebel against me. The REALLY horrible part is that I live in Southern Arizona, so some of the genuinely good fast food around here is both greasy and spicy. That's the one thing I don't like about this place.

 

[The White Hunter]

So far as the spicy stuff goes you should consider having some milk with it or something, the fatty acids in milk counteract the chemicals that create the burning sensation, so a glass of milk or a yoghurt dip with chips or something would help. It helps me, though I'd rather stuff just wasn't too hot in the first place I can take a bit of heat.

I'm gonna take your word on that considering last time I ate too much spicy food, I basically felt like a rocket in the bathroom the next morning. Actually came close to passing out.

Fair enough. Bare it in mind in case your friends are the kinds to poison you with spicy stuff.

 

[viranimus]

Rule of thumb.. Never eat anything warm purchased at a gas station.

 

[Artina89]

This last Friday I went to KFC with some of my colleagues from work for lunch. I was really regretting it for the rest of the afternoon, as I really didn't feel well and I couldn't go home as we were already a person down in my department.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Nothing.
I have never eaten anything that had me feeling sick afterwards and I have eaten at a lot of crummy places in a lot of foreign countries.
I seem to have the digestive system of a golden god.

Although I did manage to eat myself into a food coma sometimes, usually after preparing my famous Burger Pizza.


You start with your usual pizza dough, but that's about it in terms of "normal pizza".

It features:
-BBQ sauce
-lucious amount of grilled beef
-a heap, nay a mountain of freshly fried onions
-a stack of cheddar cheese,
-enough bacon to build your very own pig
-several toasted burger buns

 

[Joey Shifflett]

Sheetz. "We may not look like a restaurant.." Because you're not. You're a gas station, and you're gross.

 

[rob_simple]

The only thing I regret eating is the Dominator II from Domino's, which literally made me shit myself. Although, clearly the experience didn't stop me from ordering it one last time, (strangely, it wasn't as bad the second time around, maybe they had too many returns.)

 

[Vancleef]

Any greasy food makes my stomach churn. I remember ordering a burger at this really nice restaurant, and I felt like shit for the next 8 hours.
It's the same with Mc'donalds or any other fast food chain for that matter. I just feel terrible (not just because of the greasy food, but how unhealthy it is).

I also remember my brother making pancakes, using waffle-mix, for us. I found myself at the toilet soon after. (didn't think it'd be that bad)

 

[Alcamonic]

I ate about 8-10 of those doughnuts they sell at markets. Holy hell, I thought I was gonna die during the night, so much puking.

 

[Pinkamena]

I once ate a raw oyster at a fancy restaurant. I spent the entire night puking every half hour, that was a shit experience. The restaurant must have gotten a bad batch of oysters, because everyone else that had oysters that evening also got really sick.

 

[Bepo_Bear]

The only way I regret eating something is if i've started to eat it before I know what it is that I have just decided to put in my mouth
its happened a few times and it will probably happen again if I'm honest

 

[kasperbbs]

Home made yogurt with peaches, i had stomache aches for a week and to this day i can't stand that fruit. Never again.

 

[socialmenace42]

Right, recently I ate a few too many winegums. For those who don't know, they're a pretty tasty sweet. As a result of this, my stomach went on a very painful strike and long story short, I didn't get much sleep.

Done that a few times, my problem is my stomach is made of iron, trained from years of gulping down gummibears like they're the cure for my own stupidity (they're not, as I keep having to discover...) so I ended up eating so many winegums that I felt like my mouth was starting to dissolve. Seriously painfull, like when you eat too much raw pineapple.

Also once I came home feeling ill and promptly went to the toilet to throw up. Feeling down after, I convinced myself it was a one off thing and I could eat somthing that would make me feel better.

Ate a terrys chocolate orange.

I was up hurling every 15 mins untill like 5 in the morning

Captcha: brush your teeth

they know!!!

 

[AVeryClassyCat]

Every McDonald's apple pie I ever ate when I was younger. I don't know how many times I had to tell myself that they deceive with a pleasantly warm outer shell the veritable molten lava contained within, but it was several times too many.

More recently, my boyfriend asked for anchovies on half of the pizza we ordered before watching a movie at home. I didn't know that apparently they aren't just scattered on the slices in obvious ways and that they also smell terrible. We get the pizza, I open the box and immediately get hit with the smell of salty ass. From the smell alone I almost became sick, but it was the day after when the smell had dissipated and I decided to try some that I ended up really being sick. The old college delight of waking up to pizza as a glorious breakfast gift did not apply here. Yuck!