Foods you regret trying to eat whilst gaming.

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twcblaze

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well, there's not one I won't do again... but shepherd's pie... it is too good... I can't put it down, and I die, often horrifically and inexplicably.
 

Carlston

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Sushi, and inbetween bites, Unleashing the force, fending off a hungry kitten. Then as you lose some tuna to the kitten, kitten learns of wasabi and in a rowling pitiful howl is drinking water, laughing and wiping a tear from your eye....just in time to learn you to had wasabi on your finger tip....
 

zohmbee

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danpascooch said:
MadeInThe90s said:
Never ever leave a slushie unattended while gaming and you have a friend in the room.

It will melt; you will put your controller down; your friend will knock the controller around somehow; your controller will land in your melted slushie; your controller will die.
Land IN the slushie? Damn, that must have been one freaking large slushie cup to fit a CONTROLLER inside. Unless it was a wii...screw you if it was a wii.

Ugh. Wii. No. Never. I never touch the damn thing.

T'was a huuuuge slushie cup, without the protective lid on top. The poor PS3 controller never stood a chance.
 

The_Echo

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Cheetos- Obvious, if you've had them.

Any kind of sandwich. Just because I have to break my gaming momentum to eat it.
 

Danpascooch

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MadeInThe90s said:
danpascooch said:
MadeInThe90s said:
Never ever leave a slushie unattended while gaming and you have a friend in the room.

It will melt; you will put your controller down; your friend will knock the controller around somehow; your controller will land in your melted slushie; your controller will die.
Land IN the slushie? Damn, that must have been one freaking large slushie cup to fit a CONTROLLER inside. Unless it was a wii...screw you if it was a wii.

Ugh. Wii. No. Never. I never touch the damn thing.

T'was a huuuuge slushie cup, without the protective lid on top. The poor PS3 controller never stood a chance.
At least your controller probably tasted good for a little while right?
 

likalaruku

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Meh, might as well answer my own question.


*Chicken enchillada casserole.
*Coffee.
*Italian mashed potatoes. (Broth, cream, cheese, & garlic makes it stick more).
*Chicken club sand with fries & ketchup inside it. (they try to escape).
*Chocolate ice cream.
*Garlic oil tuna. (Don't knock it till you try it).
 

Danpascooch

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Fox KITSUNE said:
Fully loaded Nachos while playing DDR

oh COME ON, it doesn't exactly take a rocket scientist to figure out that's just not gonna work.

I mean really.

If you slipped on a nacho and got a concussion, you would have TOTALLY deserved it, and it would have been completely hilarious
 

zohmbee

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danpascooch said:
At least your controller probably tasted good for a little while right?
Indeed! Though my first instinct wasn't to lick the controller, that is very true. XD
 

Danpascooch

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likalaruku said:
Meh, might as well answer my own question.
*Garlic oil tuna. (Don't knock it till you try it).
Yeah...I think I'll just knock it anyway.

That is just NOT RIGHT man.

Street Fighting, fine.
Satanists, eh, whatever works.
Murder, these things happen.
Garlic oil tuna, not right, just NOT RIGHT.
 

Danpascooch

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MadeInThe90s said:
danpascooch said:
At least your controller probably tasted good for a little while right?
Indeed! Though my first instinct wasn't to lick the controller, that is very true. XD
At least you sound like you'd be smart enough to take the batteries out first.

I have gotten many many electrical shocks over the years, but none from licking a controller....yet.
 

INF1NIT3 D00M

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DreamingMerc said:
A bowel of cereal given that the only way to properly enjoy said dish is with two hands and trying to combine this particular action of eating and gaming, on a console anyway, is like trying to breed a penguin with a zebra in a helicopter.
Couldnt let THAT one go unquoted. I decided to take that extremely literally. A "Bowel" of cereal... now thats a strange dish. Figuring out how to eat it is half the fun! Though it seems difficult to procure organs that you could use for the sole purpose of eating cereal...

Anyways, it is not wise to try to eat spaghetti while playing. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. And it is a VERY bad idea to attempt to drink chocolate milk while surfing the escapist. That idea ended in chocolatey, lactose-rich death for my brand new macbook.

And if anyone ever tries to eat a peanut butter sandwich and then wants to handle your controllers, DO NOT LET THEM NEAR YOUR GAMING GEAR. Stab them in the face if you have to, or at least make them thoroughly wash their hands first. The residue that peanut butter-covered hands leaves behind will either stick your buttons and triggers, mess up your analog sticks, or leave this weird slippery coating that can only be equated to the lube they put on condoms. Or perhaps some massage oil. Either way, when someone hands you a lubed-up controller with sticky buttons, it can lead to some awkward questions.
 

zohmbee

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danpascooch said:
MadeInThe90s said:
danpascooch said:
At least your controller probably tasted good for a little while right?
Indeed! Though my first instinct wasn't to lick the controller, that is very true. XD
At least you sound like you'd be smart enough to take the batteries out first.

I have gotten many many electrical shocks over the years, but none from licking a controller....yet.
If someone ever does lick a controller and gets a shock, I damn well hope it's filmed and put on YouTube. I wanna see.
 

DreamingMerc

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INF1NIT3 D00M said:
Couldnt let THAT one go unquoted. I decided to take that extremely literally. A "Bowel" of cereal... now thats a strange dish. Figuring out how to eat it is half the fun! Though it seems difficult to procure organs that you could use for the sole purpose of eating cereal...
You doubt my methods of consumption, it's quiet delightful granted you have to either go to the black organ market in Mexico of bury the body to enjoy cereal in such a mannerism...but in all seriousness I missed the spelling error and thanks for catching it.