Foods you regret trying to eat whilst gaming.
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I normally don't eat whilst gaming. And if I do, it's normally in loading times/pauses when disaster cannot strike. So sorry, I have no humourous anecdotes.
Rice in the keyboard. OH HELLO, ANNOYANCE FOR WEEKS.
Watermelon, I broke a playstation cotroller by getting the juice/water in it. Dayum.
Watermelon, I broke a playstation cotroller by getting the juice/water in it. Dayum.
My mates and I have a phrase known as a "reach for the toast moment".
Imagine if you will nearly 13+ years ago when GT was new and people were playing it for the first time. My mate Ed, was winning his first ever race. He's on the home straight in a fast car that does everyone else on the straight. All he has to do is keep going and he will be a winner in life. What does he do? He reaches for the toast, hits left and comes dead last while he stares at a side hoarding 15 feet from the finish line enjoying his warm buttery snack.
Now if anyone is so sure of winning that they start doing something stupid and hot-doggnig only to come last, then they had a reach for the toast moment.
Imagine if you will nearly 13+ years ago when GT was new and people were playing it for the first time. My mate Ed, was winning his first ever race. He's on the home straight in a fast car that does everyone else on the straight. All he has to do is keep going and he will be a winner in life. What does he do? He reaches for the toast, hits left and comes dead last while he stares at a side hoarding 15 feet from the finish line enjoying his warm buttery snack.
Now if anyone is so sure of winning that they start doing something stupid and hot-doggnig only to come last, then they had a reach for the toast moment.
Never have a bottle of Dr. Pepper , your PlayStation one controller, and your four year old brother in the same room.
It WILL happen.
It WILL happen.
This quote is the latest of 7 quotes I recieved about my above statements.Smack-Ferret said:
Many of you laughed, and some of you have been beside me in this incident that happens more often than naught.
Too long has this HotPocket bullshit been condoned.
Gamers, I call you. What new snack can triump over the mighty HotPocket?
Anything requiring a fork. I make this mistake a lot, and I never regret it despite the many deaths. One thing though, don't try and drink pop whilst lying down and gaming. It will spill all over your chest and make you effing cold.
Doooorrrriiiitoo-wait fuck those make the controller dirty. Yeah gotta be hot pockets.Dart378 said:
And you wont be able to drink the slushie! Even worse!MadeInThe90s said:
Anyway, I tried eating strawberries, cream and melted chocolate while playing metroid for the wii.. Oh god that did not end well.
If I were to remove my keys, id find crumbs from everything, and alot of hair, I dunno why theres hair there.
Oh, and never try to move a huge phat screen TV with a wii infront of it and a broken floorboard next to it while eating a sandwhich. It ended badly. I dropped my sandwich, bent over to pick it up still holding the TV, pulled the TV down with me because it got stuck on the floorboard, it landed on me giving me severe back pains for a long time to come and I landed on my wii, breaking it.
My PS3 has yet to suffer.
EDIT: Oh! And Tea while playing Warhammer Online with my best friend, he made me laugh so god damn many times, I had to get a new screen and mouse. My nose tickled for about 3 hours after that..
Ramen Noodles. I was really hungry while I was playing a Call of Duty: WaW, so I just put the bowl down on my bed and lapped it up like a dog. It was degrading, it burned like hell, but I kicked SO much ass it was worth it.