For all the men out there - how do you prefer your woman's external look?

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Pieturli

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I prefer girls with big tits and big blue eyes, and preferrably dark hair. In reality though, there are about a million different ways for a girl to look good. I know plenty of women who don't look anything like what I just described, but they are hot nonetheless. There are no hard and fast rules, and I'd be surprised if I ever met someone who had such strict standards.
 

Kyber

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I like pale, skinny, small, cute girls with short (preferably colorful) hair and small to somewhat medium size breasts.
 

Sansha

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Healthy.

Everything else is just details, but I prefer pale skin, red or strawberry blonde hair, green or blue eyes, soft features.
 

Nieroshai

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Bertylicious said:
Nieroshai said:
Bertylicious said:
I find women who are emaciated, filthy and bedraggled fucking sexy. Just looking at them makes me think "wow, here is a woman who is really going to get me", know what I mean?

Regretably all the women like that I've met have been on full on class A drugs. I can't be with anyone with that level of drive or ambition.
Troll harder, man. You win no internets with this lazy a trolling, you need ambition! Your come-on is weak and transparent, and your payoff comes too soon.
I am as serious as a heart attack. People who are presentable and "just so" in all that they do are tedious. People who stride through life in an oblivious, neitzian uber-mench, manner, both able to set goals and realise them through internal compulsion rather than be mired in a terrified state of existential horror are, quite frankly, utterly terrifying and are already walking on paths which I will never tread.

Boredom and horror are not aphrodisiacs, at least not to me anyway.

I want to find someone whose just fucked up enough for me.

Also I've always found fat arses repulsive.
I find anorexia enablers disgusting. Also, I find it just a little disturbing that you find disease beautiful and health repulsive. You literally worship all that is wrong. Oh fuck, I got drawn in! Okay, you can have a cookie. I take back that whole "you're terrible at trolling" thing. Using a bad troll as bait to draw in for a better one as a response!



Anyway, here's something to hang on your wall.


Sexy, huh?
 

Trippy Turtle

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Small but with large breasts for her size, and very pale white. Any hair colour other then blonde, softish but not chubby/unfit.
[sub] Lets not get into how I wish it were me that was like that.[/sub]
 

Bertylicious

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Nieroshai said:
Bertylicious said:
Nieroshai said:
Bertylicious said:
I find women who are emaciated, filthy and bedraggled fucking sexy. Just looking at them makes me think "wow, here is a woman who is really going to get me", know what I mean?

Regretably all the women like that I've met have been on full on class A drugs. I can't be with anyone with that level of drive or ambition.
Troll harder, man. You win no internets with this lazy a trolling, you need ambition! Your come-on is weak and transparent, and your payoff comes too soon.
I am as serious as a heart attack. People who are presentable and "just so" in all that they do are tedious. People who stride through life in an oblivious, neitzian uber-mench, manner, both able to set goals and realise them through internal compulsion rather than be mired in a terrified state of existential horror are, quite frankly, utterly terrifying and are already walking on paths which I will never tread.

Boredom and horror are not aphrodisiacs, at least not to me anyway.

I want to find someone whose just fucked up enough for me.

Also I've always found fat arses repulsive.
I find anorexia enablers disgusting. Also, I find it just a little disturbing that you find disease beautiful and health repulsive. You literally worship all that is wrong. Oh fuck, I got drawn in! Okay, you can have a cookie. I take back that whole "you're terrible at trolling" thing. Using a bad troll as bait to draw in for a better one as a response!



Anyway, here's something to hang on your wall.


Sexy, huh?
Well, I think "anorexia enabler" is a going a shade far and rather conveys the implication that being a "feeder" (is that the right term?) is okay, which I'm sure isn't your intent. Though now that I think about it, perhaps this merits consideration on a deeper level. Right, we doin' this:

So I've always viewed the noblest existence to be that of the ascetic in that the full richness of life can only be found through a focus on contemplation of the world and one's own existence. By definition this is an inward state of mind and that in the ideal state the act of contemlpation and reflection on the perception of life, thought and existence provide far greater fulfilment than that which can be gained through gratification of the senses. Indeed, persuit of such gratification becomes a distraction from the desired condition of inquisition and discovery of intelectual forms. It is, by definition, a reductive experience.

Naturally such a state is not without its perils. Immersion in the constant evaluation of perceived events, interactions, forms and ideals reveals the infinite contradiction, confusion and cruelty of natural and human existence, as well as the wonders and revelations. Thus the state of the true ascetic is one of constant torment as they forever journey to reconcile the human ideal with the nihilism of existence.

So you see this is all quite impossible when one's most pressing thought is; "is there enough cake to have some before and after dinner?"
 

Bamba

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Nieroshai said:
Bertylicious said:
Nieroshai said:
Bertylicious said:
I find women who are emaciated, filthy and bedraggled fucking sexy. Just looking at them makes me think "wow, here is a woman who is really going to get me", know what I mean?

Regretably all the women like that I've met have been on full on class A drugs. I can't be with anyone with that level of drive or ambition.
Troll harder, man. You win no internets with this lazy a trolling, you need ambition! Your come-on is weak and transparent, and your payoff comes too soon.
I am as serious as a heart attack. People who are presentable and "just so" in all that they do are tedious. People who stride through life in an oblivious, neitzian uber-mench, manner, both able to set goals and realise them through internal compulsion rather than be mired in a terrified state of existential horror are, quite frankly, utterly terrifying and are already walking on paths which I will never tread.

Boredom and horror are not aphrodisiacs, at least not to me anyway.

I want to find someone whose just fucked up enough for me.

Also I've always found fat arses repulsive.
I find anorexia enablers disgusting. Also, I find it just a little disturbing that you find disease beautiful and health repulsive. You literally worship all that is wrong. Oh fuck, I got drawn in! Okay, you can have a cookie. I take back that whole "you're terrible at trolling" thing. Using a bad troll as bait to draw in for a better one as a response!



Anyway, here's something to hang on your wall.


Sexy, huh?
You know, just because you dont agree with his opinion doesnt mean you can blame him for things like trolling. I doubt thats what he intended to do anyway.
 

the_duke_CC

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I like women who have peircings, tattoos, vivid dyed hair(blue, pink that sort of thing), a little on the short side, I'm not bothered by skin colour, hair style, eye colour or brest size to be honest.
 

Mr Fixit

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Natural is the best way to describe it I guess, not a lot of makeup & shit like that. I like the shorter ladies for some reason & any hair color is fine as long as it's not that fake blonde crap. Nice average build, not too skinny or too fat. I'm a sucker for big brown eyes & a nice ass though.

Captcha: "It's super delicious". Why yes it is, yes it is...
 

Strazdas

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That would be dark or red hair colour, i hate blondes.
The current generation obsession with big tits and ass is appaling. they have to be small and firm, not break the persons back.

also size does matter, i dont like tall people. there are medical reasons too but i just dont find them attractive.
 
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I guess, given the right combinations, I can find almost any feature attractive on a woman. I tend to like slimmer females, but my girlfriend is definitely not slim, so apparently I'm not picky there. I like tall women, but short girls also have their own charm. At different times in my life I've liked just about all possible hair colors for whatever reason. Some girls look great with long hair, some are sexy with short hair. I've always been a boob man, but bigger is not always better, and it's usually the shape that matters most. So, I think I'm actually pretty broad in my appreciation of feminine features.

However, I will admit to having an ideal image of a near-perfect-looking woman. It changes with the years, but I will describe it to you as it is currently.

Tall, just a few inches shorter than me, so about 5'10". Jet-black hair, like so dark you can't even see any highlights at all. Hair length, about just past her shoulders, and either very straight or slightly wavy. Eyes can be pretty much any color, though I guess icy blue would look good next to the black hair, and they should be almond-shaped. A somewhat small nose, straight and pointed. Creamy, pale, smooth skin, spotless, or perhaps a hint of freckles around her nose. Full lips, but not Angelina Jolie full. A narrow chin, and a slight cleft wouldn't go amiss. Also, no makeup at all. The more makeup a woman wears, the less attractive she looks to me.

Her body type is slim, but not skinny. I don't want to be able to count her vertebrae. I do like large breasts, but not disproportionately large to her frame. A smooth, flat stomach and a curvy waist and hips. And long shapely legs, like she maybe does some jogging to stay fit.

*fanning myself* Oh, mercy, ah seem to have worked mahself into a stayte. Fo'give me if ah have become carried away, ah simply have a refahned appreshiayshun for the lovely femayle fohrm.
 

Wraith

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For this I am going to use a few visual aids. I find myself extremely attracted to girls who have these features:




So yeah, the girl in all three of those photos has everything I could want physically, as well as emotionally. I should know, I've been dating her for a full year come tomorrow. :D
 

thom_cat_

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It's all about the face. Then, once the face is good, then I survey the body. I'm not attracted to fat people, but a healthy amount of fat is good. I don't think the body really matters that much, I dated a girl with huge boobs, I've dated two with small ones. Doesn't make a difference.

I find myself more attracted to individual and who they are than what they look like. Although I wouldn't date someone I wasn't physically attracted to. I'm dating a Colombian dancer, who's absolutely gorgeous, so no issues there.
I think I'll settle on that looks are mostly in the face. It's all I tend to look at if I love someone or even if I'm attracted to them, excluding sexy situations, because then of course I look everywhere.
 

scorptatious

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Hmm...

I like a lady who's slightly shorter than me, light skinned, hair color doesn't matter too much, but my last crush was a dirty blonde so there's that.

Breast size doesn't matter as much to me as it did a few years ago, but I still like a cute butt.

Face wise? Hmm. Kinda hard to describe. I suppose it doesn't matter so long as I find her attractive.
 

AnthrSolidSnake

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Pretty much my current girlfriend is what I'd consider my ideal in terms of what I like with looks. Pale, clear complextion, perfect body type balance (certainly not big, but thankfully not too skinny), always dyes her hair in some color (currently a light blue. Naturally it's black), and she either dresses in some type of punk-like dress, or hot-topic clothing with chains and zippers all over them. The fact that she loves video games and anime in a way that's not just to "fit in with guys" only adds major bonus points. Odd part is, I'm her first real boyfriend, so she's kind of out of the swing of the whole relationship thing, but it's kind of cute in a way.
 

A Weakgeek

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I'm speechless, Im so proud of you escapist, for so many redhead lovers on this site. You people, have class.

 

talker

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redhead/blonde/brunette with a good-looking face, same height as me, healthy but not muscly, medium breasts, small butt, pale skin.
 

Bamba

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A Weakgeek said:
I'm speechless, Im so proud of you escapist, for so many redhead lovers on this site. You people, have class.

You should also be proud of me for creating this thread eh?

Also I like redheads too. Not my best preference, but they do look good.