For All You American Escapists...

[Hollock]

I went and blew up fireworks last night. Actually they're illegal in my state and when my friend went to New Hampshire to buy them he got caught on our local news and asked about why he doesn't give a shit about the laws. It was pretty funny. But we didn't get caught by the cops when we blew them up, which was pretty good because most other parties did. I ate a steak and will be watching Trigun tonight, woo hoo!

 

[Scde2]

I'm going to sit in my home and take care of my dogs. They are going to be so scared tonight.

Ugh, last year my dog threw up on my bed because she was so scared.

OT: My brother is having a party which I might go to for a little while. But I'll probably end up hanging out with my friends tonight.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Shit, it's the 4[sup]th[/sup]!? I forgot to buy explosives! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

It's okay, I feel your pain. Fireworks are illegal as hell in New York.

Same here in Pennsylvania. Well, actually, I should say all the cool fireworks are.

I hate that we can't have M80's.

 

[Eggsnham]

Shit, it's the 4[sup]th[/sup]!? I forgot to buy explosives! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

It's okay, I feel your pain. Fireworks are illegal as hell in New York.

Same here in Pennsylvania. Well, actually, I should say all the cool fireworks are.

I hate that we can't have M80's.

Haha, that's guaranteed to make any 4th of July... Explosive.

I heard somewhere that M80's are like half a stick of dynamite, though. And to that I say: Nobody needs that much explosive.

 

[Stone Wera]

Listen to the Team America theme a few times and then marvel at the colorful 'splosions.

 

[copperflyingace]

After I finish reading the declaration of independence for the fifth time today, and wipe my butt with a British flag, I am going to blow some shit up in my back yard, drive my American made Ford F-350 pickup truck somewhere, and make out with a girl who will be wearing a red white and blue bikini while fireworks explode in the background. When I'm done with that, I'll salute the American flag whilst listening to a soulful rendition of the American national anthem. Then I might go watch some fireworks or punch a terrorist, I don't really know.

 

[Counterwise]

Though I'm not American, nor a big fan of the place I'll fire off some mini-nukes in honour of your special day.
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I started playing fallout 3 a few days ago(I have to wait until the price drops to a reasonable level here).

 

[Stone Wera]

Shit, it's the 4[sup]th[/sup]!? I forgot to buy explosives! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

It's okay, I feel your pain. Fireworks are illegal as hell in New York.

Same here in Pennsylvania. Well, actually, I should say all the cool fireworks are.

I hate that we can't have M80's.

Haha, that's guaranteed to make any 4th of July... Explosive.

I heard somewhere that M80's are like half a stick of dynamite, though. And to that I say: Nobody needs that much explosive.

I believe that they are half of a half of stick of dynamite. And in response to your last sentence: You're right... We need more.

 

[Mr. In-between]

It's raining here, so I'm going to eat chicken and biscuits. Afterward, I'll play some Final Fantasy 10 and maybe go see fireworks.

 

[open trap]

Today the Metal Militia (a group of metal heads on youtube) will be spamming justin beiber videos, join in on the fun.

 

[B-Rye]

I get to spend the day working a dead end job for shitty pay (don't get my wrong I'm glad I have a job, but that does not mean I am barred from hating it from time to time). On the bright side we're closing early so maybe I'll have some fun. A slim maybe, considering what is considered closing early is 8:30.

 

[i dont care]

i'm gonna do the same thing i do everyday only with more noise around me to irritate me

 

[firedfns13]

Shit, it's the 4[sup]th[/sup]!? I forgot to buy explosives! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

NOOOOO
I'm the same with yuou

 

[Lord S. Binkleheimer]

The standard American thing.
Listen to America, Fuck Yeah a few times.
Play with fireworks.
Eat meat.
Be Courage Wolf.

 

[e2density]

WOOOOOOOO!
TITTIES AND BEER!

*cough* I mean Happy Independence Day to celebrate our...independence.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Maybe play as the Americans in different video games while singing "America, Fuck Yeah!" in my head. Then fuck some terrorist's/commie's/Nazi's/whoever's day it is that I'm facing.
This is probably the only time out of the year I get really excited about living in 'Merica.

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

I am going to get my dogs to go outside and take a piss before the light shows start. They get extremely nervous, understandably. But I am not very understanding at all when they saturate my bedroom carpet out of fear.