For fans of The Zombie Survival Guide

[Evilbunny]

Zombie threads are the cancer that is killing the escapist.

 

[Kiefer13]

Just get my shotgun ready, I've dreamed of this moment

remember, a shotgun is also a club lol

Ah yes this is true, but exploding heads are soooooooooo cool...I'll use the .22 as a club that things pretty much useless

.22 is certainly not useless. A successful headshot would most likely ricochet around inside the skull maximizing damage to the brain. Besides, the ammo is light, so you can carry more.

 

[Ignignoct]

In March and April of this year, there has been an epidemic of Swine Flu spread from Mexico to the U.S., but lets say its Solanum....and they're coming. What will you do the second you read this message or hear from a friend or family that there's mass cannibalism happening or there's hordes of shuffling bodies moving and attacking people? Where will you go?

Me? I'm headin' north where its cold, got all my supplies ready. I'm not nuts but I do get paranoid easy, not sure why.

I'd go on living normally.

There's no way they'd get past our border patrol.

 

[Pandalisk]

In March and April of this year, there has been an epidemic of Swine Flu spread from Mexico to the U.S., but lets say its Solanum....and they're coming. What will you do the second you read this message or hear from a friend or family that there's mass cannibalism happening or there's hordes of shuffling bodies moving and attacking people? Where will you go?

Me? I'm headin' north where its cold, got all my supplies ready. I'm not nuts but I do get paranoid easy, not sure why.

I'd go on living normally.

There's no way they'd get past our border patrol.

Where do you live? Texas?

if i heard of this i would simply stock up on several lifetimes of supplies and then go to the nearest skyscraper, once there destroy the ground floor stairs and live in the penthouse, what are the zombies gonna do? Fly up to me?

and if im bored i can just go to the 1st floor and take potshots at the zombies for fun.

 

[Wordsandstuffwillbenexttothis8465]

Fail is all that needs to be said here...

 

[Wordsandstuffwillbenexttothis8465]

Personally, I wouldn't worry a bit. The zombie-creation mechanism outlined in the Zombie Survival Guide is anatomically infeasible. A human body can't function on electricity alone. In order to make muscles move, you need oxygen, which must be delivered by a functioning circulatory system, and fuel in the form of sugars, which requires a digestive system. Basically, if you want a human body to move, it needs to be alive. No offense to Mr. Brooks, but logic has completely averted the zombie apocalypse.

well im just sayin for the sake of IF ya know?

Didn't mean to rain on your parade there, but somebody needed to say it. Stipulating, then an alternate reality where this could actually occur, I still wouldn't worry. I live in northern Idaho. In addition to being not the warmest place in the country, I'm surrounded by natural barriers: the Rockies on three sides and a really big lake on the other. And if that's not enough, my region is probably in the top five most heavily armed geographical regions in the US, if not the world. I don't personally know of more than ten households in the county that don't have any guns in them, and most have several. So the zombie scourge stands twice-defeated. Boo-ya!

And not to mention its Idaho, you need people for a zombie apocalypse not just potatoes.

 

[iggyus]

Just infect myself and help exterminate humanity

 

[keyper159]

No. Fuck this shit. We have had enough of the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" threads. No fucking more you unoriginal bastards!

Amen, I'm getting tired of all this "what are you gonna do if zombies were coming?" stuff. I read some books, Plague of the Dead and Day by Day Armageddon, but after I read it I don't start planning all of this crazy stuff. Its getting old and I wish the obsession with zombies would just die off.

 

[WilliamWhite1]

I would probably grab a sword, a Thompson, and wait for someone to try and eat me.

I mean, nobody in their right mind would eat me; they'd probably just die from the sheer plague of doing so. Bodily functions be damned, even zombies are affected by biological ailments, or else that Guide would be the faultiest thing in the history of the world.

In simpler terms:

The Hell we are.

 

[Ignignoct]

In March and April of this year, there has been an epidemic of Swine Flu spread from Mexico to the U.S., but lets say its Solanum....and they're coming. What will you do the second you read this message or hear from a friend or family that there's mass cannibalism happening or there's hordes of shuffling bodies moving and attacking people? Where will you go?

Me? I'm headin' north where its cold, got all my supplies ready. I'm not nuts but I do get paranoid easy, not sure why.

I'd go on living normally.

There's no way they'd get past our border patrol.

Where do you live? Texas?

if i heard of this i would simply stock up on several lifetimes of supplies and then go to the nearest skyscraper, once there destroy the ground floor stairs and live in the penthouse, what are the zombies gonna do? Fly up to me?

and if im bored i can just go to the 1st floor and take potshots at the zombies for fun.

Joking.

America's borders are obviously, and understandably, wide open.

 

[SoonerMatt]

I'd grab a crowbar, a rifle, a handgun, combat knife, ammo, seeds, soil, camping and climbing gear, compass, a few gallons of water, a filter, laptop, my cat, and load them all up in my car and drive north to middle-of-nowhere, US/Canada.

Get into an apartment complex, destroy the stairs leading up, build a rope ladder, plant crops up there, and wait it out for the handful of years it would take for the zombies to die again.

 

[Ghost]

curl up in a ball and cry

:'<

 

[ExaltedK9]

I'd grab a crowbar, a rifle, a handgun, combat knife, ammo, seeds, soil, camping and climbing gear, compass, a few gallons of water, a filter, laptop, my cat, and load them all up in my car and drive north to middle-of-nowhere, US/Canada.

Get into an apartment complex, destroy the stairs leading up, build a rope ladder, plant crops up there, and wait it out for the handful of years it would take for the zombies to die again.

This. Except I would be sure to bring at least 2 cats...just to be safe.

 

[hotacidbath]

There's an armory at my school for students to store their guns so I'd probably so there first to see what I could steal. Then to the closest grocery store for food and then to one of the dorms for shelter since students would probably try and leave so I could get food from their rooms if need be. I'd like to stay in my apartment, but it would be a terrible place to hide.

 

[Jamous]

Wooooooo!!! ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE!!!

 

[Hatchling]

I would buy an old army vetrans uniform and when the zombies take over make all other survivours refer to me as Bill.

 

[dnnydllr]

Personally, I wouldn't worry a bit. The zombie-creation mechanism outlined in the Zombie Survival Guide is anatomically infeasible. A human body can't function on electricity alone. In order to make muscles move, you need oxygen, which must be delivered by a functioning circulatory system, and fuel in the form of sugars, which requires a digestive system. Basically, if you want a human body to move, it needs to be alive. No offense to Mr. Brooks, but logic has completely averted the zombie apocalypse.

I hope you realize that it wasn't a serious book, and just like most zombie apocalypse movies, of course it doesn't make sense.

 

[Ashbax]

id grab a crowbar (One of the best, easiest to get-your-hands-on melee weapon against zombies, according to a Certain Max Brooks) and go beat the shit out of some Zombies, Gordon Freeman Style. Man I loved that Book.

 

[Ashbax]

Rofl, id get a bunch of tatoos, grow a beard, get a leather coat and id be Francis.