For fans of The Zombie Survival Guide

[ExaltedK9]

I'd grab a crowbar, a rifle, a handgun, combat knife, ammo, seeds, soil, camping and climbing gear, compass, a few gallons of water, a filter, laptop, my cat, and load them all up in my car and drive north to middle-of-nowhere, US/Canada.

Get into an apartment complex, destroy the stairs leading up, build a rope ladder, plant crops up there, and wait it out for the handful of years it would take for the zombies to die again.

This. Except I would be sure to bring at least 2 cats...just to be safe.

I'd like to ask, why cats? and why 2 of them?

Why in case something happens to the first one of course! But I don't even really like cat's at all, I'm allergic.

See, that's a good reason. Die from your allergies, not teeth in your throat.

...You do know what allergy induced asthma attacks do don't you? It's pretty hellish, if I had the choice I would rather take the zombie death. But i would probably take the cats to use as throwing projectiles, those things can tear stuff up.

 

[JoshasorousRex]

I would buy an old army vetrans uniform and when the zombies take over make all other survivours refer to me as Bill.

Where are the pills?

Yeah well I would get a really dark tan, get dress pants and shoes, tie and a white dress shirt and I would be Louis

 

[Rez Terreth]

i would follow the advice of that book word for word and NOT WASTE TIME WITH CHAIN SAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Smurfy 0151]

I'd grab a crowbar, a rifle, a handgun, combat knife, ammo, seeds, soil, camping and climbing gear, compass, a few gallons of water, a filter, laptop, my cat, and load them all up in my car and drive north to middle-of-nowhere, US/Canada.

Get into an apartment complex, destroy the stairs leading up, build a rope ladder, plant crops up there, and wait it out for the handful of years it would take for the zombies to die again.

This. Except I would be sure to bring at least 2 cats...just to be safe.

I'd like to ask, why cats? and why 2 of them?

Why in case something happens to the first one of course! But I don't even really like cat's at all, I'm allergic.

See, that's a good reason. Die from your allergies, not teeth in your throat.

...You do know what allergy induced asthma attacks do don't you? It's pretty hellish, if I had the choice I would rather take the zombie death. But i would probably take the cats to use as throwing projectiles, those things can tear stuff up.

Oh, I know man, I'm asmathic, and suffer from ludacris allergies, like grass...I mowed the lawn once, and wound up in the hospital...anyways, personally, my feeling is, if I die cuz of something I'm allergic too, (grass, in my case) I won't reanimate as grass. That'd be my preference

 

[ExaltedK9]

I'd grab a crowbar, a rifle, a handgun, combat knife, ammo, seeds, soil, camping and climbing gear, compass, a few gallons of water, a filter, laptop, my cat, and load them all up in my car and drive north to middle-of-nowhere, US/Canada.

Get into an apartment complex, destroy the stairs leading up, build a rope ladder, plant crops up there, and wait it out for the handful of years it would take for the zombies to die again.

This. Except I would be sure to bring at least 2 cats...just to be safe.

I'd like to ask, why cats? and why 2 of them?

Why in case something happens to the first one of course! But I don't even really like cat's at all, I'm allergic.

See, that's a good reason. Die from your allergies, not teeth in your throat.

...You do know what allergy induced asthma attacks do don't you? It's pretty hellish, if I had the choice I would rather take the zombie death. But i would probably take the cats to use as throwing projectiles, those things can tear stuff up.

Oh, I know man, I'm asmathic, and suffer from ludacris allergies, like grass...I mowed the lawn once, and wound up in the hospital...anyways, personally, my feeling is, if I die cuz of something I'm allergic too, (grass, in my case) I won't reanimate as grass. That'd be my preference

I had not considered that. Wait...cats can contract the T-virus can't they? or whatever the virus is? They are mammals. And I do have a cat (that im allergic to) and it is pregnant (with more cats that I will be allergic to). And I cringe at the thought of being turned by a cat...More cannon fodder I guess.

 

[Smurfy 0151]

I'd grab a crowbar, a rifle, a handgun, combat knife, ammo, seeds, soil, camping and climbing gear, compass, a few gallons of water, a filter, laptop, my cat, and load them all up in my car and drive north to middle-of-nowhere, US/Canada.

Get into an apartment complex, destroy the stairs leading up, build a rope ladder, plant crops up there, and wait it out for the handful of years it would take for the zombies to die again.

This. Except I would be sure to bring at least 2 cats...just to be safe.

I'd like to ask, why cats? and why 2 of them?

Why in case something happens to the first one of course! But I don't even really like cat's at all, I'm allergic.

See, that's a good reason. Die from your allergies, not teeth in your throat.

...You do know what allergy induced asthma attacks do don't you? It's pretty hellish, if I had the choice I would rather take the zombie death. But i would probably take the cats to use as throwing projectiles, those things can tear stuff up.

Oh, I know man, I'm asmathic, and suffer from ludacris allergies, like grass...I mowed the lawn once, and wound up in the hospital...anyways, personally, my feeling is, if I die cuz of something I'm allergic too, (grass, in my case) I won't reanimate as grass. That'd be my preference

I had not considered that. Wait...cats can contract the T-virus can't they? or whatever the virus is? They are mammals. And I do have a cat (that im allergic to) and it is pregnant (with more cats that I will be allergic to). And I cringe at the thought of being turned by a cat...More cannon fodder I guess.

Dude, if you got turned by a cat, everyone in (enter the name of 'heaven' or its equivalent in accordance with your religion, or lack thereof, respectivly) would make fun of you for eternity. Imagine: "Oh you got hit by a truck? That ain't so bad. Exalted got turned into a Zombie...by a kitten."

 

[ExaltedK9]

I'd grab a crowbar, a rifle, a handgun, combat knife, ammo, seeds, soil, camping and climbing gear, compass, a few gallons of water, a filter, laptop, my cat, and load them all up in my car and drive north to middle-of-nowhere, US/Canada.

Get into an apartment complex, destroy the stairs leading up, build a rope ladder, plant crops up there, and wait it out for the handful of years it would take for the zombies to die again.

This. Except I would be sure to bring at least 2 cats...just to be safe.

I'd like to ask, why cats? and why 2 of them?

Why in case something happens to the first one of course! But I don't even really like cat's at all, I'm allergic.

See, that's a good reason. Die from your allergies, not teeth in your throat.

...You do know what allergy induced asthma attacks do don't you? It's pretty hellish, if I had the choice I would rather take the zombie death. But i would probably take the cats to use as throwing projectiles, those things can tear stuff up.

Oh, I know man, I'm asmathic, and suffer from ludacris allergies, like grass...I mowed the lawn once, and wound up in the hospital...anyways, personally, my feeling is, if I die cuz of something I'm allergic too, (grass, in my case) I won't reanimate as grass. That'd be my preference

I had not considered that. Wait...cats can contract the T-virus can't they? or whatever the virus is? They are mammals. And I do have a cat (that im allergic to) and it is pregnant (with more cats that I will be allergic to). And I cringe at the thought of being turned by a cat...More cannon fodder I guess.

Dude, if you got turned by a cat, everyone in (enter the name of 'heaven' or its equivalent in accordance with your religion, or lack thereof, respectivly) would make fun of you for eternity. Imagine: "Oh you got hit by a truck? That ain't so bad. Exalted got turned into a Zombie...by a kitten."

I hadn't considered that either. K9 is my nickname in real life too. Oh the irony!

 

[hungoverbear]

Personally, I wouldn't worry a bit. The zombie-creation mechanism outlined in the Zombie Survival Guide is anatomically infeasible. A human body can't function on electricity alone. In order to make muscles move, you need oxygen, which must be delivered by a functioning circulatory system, and fuel in the form of sugars, which requires a digestive system. Basically, if you want a human body to move, it needs to be alive. No offense to Mr. Brooks, but logic has completely averted the zombie apocalypse.

thats why i like the fast zombies in 28 days later, a little more plausible. that and they are easier to kill

 

[Aptspire]

pick up my crowbar and katana

 

[Loiosh91]

Just get my shotgun ready, I've dreamed of this moment

me too, i cant wait, itll be fun

 

[Scobie]

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[Smurfy 0151]

I'd grab a crowbar, a rifle, a handgun, combat knife, ammo, seeds, soil, camping and climbing gear, compass, a few gallons of water, a filter, laptop, my cat, and load them all up in my car and drive north to middle-of-nowhere, US/Canada.

Get into an apartment complex, destroy the stairs leading up, build a rope ladder, plant crops up there, and wait it out for the handful of years it would take for the zombies to die again.

This. Except I would be sure to bring at least 2 cats...just to be safe.

I'd like to ask, why cats? and why 2 of them?

Why in case something happens to the first one of course! But I don't even really like cat's at all, I'm allergic.

See, that's a good reason. Die from your allergies, not teeth in your throat.

...You do know what allergy induced asthma attacks do don't you? It's pretty hellish, if I had the choice I would rather take the zombie death. But i would probably take the cats to use as throwing projectiles, those things can tear stuff up.

Oh, I know man, I'm asmathic, and suffer from ludacris allergies, like grass...I mowed the lawn once, and wound up in the hospital...anyways, personally, my feeling is, if I die cuz of something I'm allergic too, (grass, in my case) I won't reanimate as grass. That'd be my preference

I had not considered that. Wait...cats can contract the T-virus can't they? or whatever the virus is? They are mammals. And I do have a cat (that im allergic to) and it is pregnant (with more cats that I will be allergic to). And I cringe at the thought of being turned by a cat...More cannon fodder I guess.

Dude, if you got turned by a cat, everyone in (enter the name of 'heaven' or its equivalent in accordance with your religion, or lack thereof, respectivly) would make fun of you for eternity. Imagine: "Oh you got hit by a truck? That ain't so bad. Exalted got turned into a Zombie...by a kitten."

I hadn't considered that either. K9 is my nickname in real life too. Oh the irony!

Hey, brother, no disrespect, but this whole convo has had me laughing so hard, I'm hoping I die soon, cuz nothing will ever be this funny again.

 

[ExaltedK9]

I'd grab a crowbar, a rifle, a handgun, combat knife, ammo, seeds, soil, camping and climbing gear, compass, a few gallons of water, a filter, laptop, my cat, and load them all up in my car and drive north to middle-of-nowhere, US/Canada.

Get into an apartment complex, destroy the stairs leading up, build a rope ladder, plant crops up there, and wait it out for the handful of years it would take for the zombies to die again.

This. Except I would be sure to bring at least 2 cats...just to be safe.

I'd like to ask, why cats? and why 2 of them?

Why in case something happens to the first one of course! But I don't even really like cat's at all, I'm allergic.

See, that's a good reason. Die from your allergies, not teeth in your throat.

...You do know what allergy induced asthma attacks do don't you? It's pretty hellish, if I had the choice I would rather take the zombie death. But i would probably take the cats to use as throwing projectiles, those things can tear stuff up.

Oh, I know man, I'm asmathic, and suffer from ludacris allergies, like grass...I mowed the lawn once, and wound up in the hospital...anyways, personally, my feeling is, if I die cuz of something I'm allergic too, (grass, in my case) I won't reanimate as grass. That'd be my preference

I had not considered that. Wait...cats can contract the T-virus can't they? or whatever the virus is? They are mammals. And I do have a cat (that im allergic to) and it is pregnant (with more cats that I will be allergic to). And I cringe at the thought of being turned by a cat...More cannon fodder I guess.

Dude, if you got turned by a cat, everyone in (enter the name of 'heaven' or its equivalent in accordance with your religion, or lack thereof, respectivly) would make fun of you for eternity. Imagine: "Oh you got hit by a truck? That ain't so bad. Exalted got turned into a Zombie...by a kitten."

I hadn't considered that either. K9 is my nickname in real life too. Oh the irony!

Hey, brother, no disrespect, but this whole convo has had me laughing so hard, I'm hoping I die soon, cuz nothing will ever be this funny again.

Well if the zombapocalypse comes as soon as I think it will (three to four weeks I'm hoping) we will have plenty to laugh at. Or well be dead like I realistically predict.

 

[CIA]

a daisho

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Here, have an internet.

Also, have a post-apocylapictic (sp?) case of the zombies. You would be dead before you could draw the thing.

 

[The_Chief]

I would buy an old army vetrans uniform and when the zombies take over make all other survivours refer to me as Bill.

Where are the pills?

Yeah well I would get a really dark tan, get dress pants and shoes, tie and a white dress shirt and I would be Louis

BUT I WANNNAAAA BEEEE LLLOOOUUUISSS

 

[The_Chief]

woo double post

 

[Smurfy 0151]

I'd grab a crowbar, a rifle, a handgun, combat knife, ammo, seeds, soil, camping and climbing gear, compass, a few gallons of water, a filter, laptop, my cat, and load them all up in my car and drive north to middle-of-nowhere, US/Canada.

Get into an apartment complex, destroy the stairs leading up, build a rope ladder, plant crops up there, and wait it out for the handful of years it would take for the zombies to die again.

This. Except I would be sure to bring at least 2 cats...just to be safe.

I'd like to ask, why cats? and why 2 of them?

Why in case something happens to the first one of course! But I don't even really like cat's at all, I'm allergic.

See, that's a good reason. Die from your allergies, not teeth in your throat.

...You do know what allergy induced asthma attacks do don't you? It's pretty hellish, if I had the choice I would rather take the zombie death. But i would probably take the cats to use as throwing projectiles, those things can tear stuff up.

Oh, I know man, I'm asmathic, and suffer from ludacris allergies, like grass...I mowed the lawn once, and wound up in the hospital...anyways, personally, my feeling is, if I die cuz of something I'm allergic too, (grass, in my case) I won't reanimate as grass. That'd be my preference

I had not considered that. Wait...cats can contract the T-virus can't they? or whatever the virus is? They are mammals. And I do have a cat (that im allergic to) and it is pregnant (with more cats that I will be allergic to). And I cringe at the thought of being turned by a cat...More cannon fodder I guess.

Dude, if you got turned by a cat, everyone in (enter the name of 'heaven' or its equivalent in accordance with your religion, or lack thereof, respectivly) would make fun of you for eternity. Imagine: "Oh you got hit by a truck? That ain't so bad. Exalted got turned into a Zombie...by a kitten."

I hadn't considered that either. K9 is my nickname in real life too. Oh the irony!

Hey, brother, no disrespect, but this whole convo has had me laughing so hard, I'm hoping I die soon, cuz nothing will ever be this funny again.

Well if the zombapocalypse comes as soon as I think it will (three to four weeks I'm hoping) we will have plenty to laugh at. Or well be dead like I realistically predict.

Shit, bro, I ain't scared of a few Zombies...Now alot of zombies, yeah, that scares me, but not a few...

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

My friends and I would head to an oil platform with some supplies, including a salt water purifier, fishing gear, and weaponry (just in case).

A sturdy fortress in the middle of nowhere with fuel, food (fish), various salvagable materials, water (if you purify it), and entrances that are virtually unreachable by zombies (or at least easily defended from zombies)- can you say epic survival solution? Also works in the event of nuclear war. Alternatively, if I could get a relatively large yacht or, even better, a military ship, that would also work.

 

[AceDefective]

Running zombies-shoot self in head

shuffling-shoot self in head

pretty damn simple but if i had to live i'd say suicide bomb place with the most zombies