For fans of The Zombie Survival Guide

[shadowstriker86]

In March and April of this year, there has been an epidemic of Swine Flu spread from Mexico to the U.S., but lets say its Solanum....and they're coming. What will you do the second you read this message or hear from a friend or family that there's mass cannibalism happening or there's hordes of shuffling bodies moving and attacking people? Where will you go?

Me? I'm headin' north where its cold, got all my supplies ready. I'm not nuts but I do get paranoid easy, not sure why.

 

[nerdsamwich]

Personally, I wouldn't worry a bit. The zombie-creation mechanism outlined in the Zombie Survival Guide is anatomically infeasible. A human body can't function on electricity alone. In order to make muscles move, you need oxygen, which must be delivered by a functioning circulatory system, and fuel in the form of sugars, which requires a digestive system. Basically, if you want a human body to move, it needs to be alive. No offense to Mr. Brooks, but logic has completely averted the zombie apocalypse.

 

[shadowstriker86]

Personally, I wouldn't worry a bit. The zombie-creation mechanism outlined in the Zombie Survival Guide is anatomically infeasible. A human body can't function on electricity alone. In order to make muscles move, you need oxygen, which must be delivered by a functioning circulatory system, and fuel in the form of sugars, which requires a digestive system. Basically, if you want a human body to move, it needs to be alive. No offense to Mr. Brooks, but logic has completely averted the zombie apocalypse.

well im just sayin for the sake of IF ya know?

 

[Falconknight06]

I would probably panic. Zombies are freaking scary to me and always will be

 

[Glerken]

I'd just chill. Wait for the zombies, seems harder to fight and live out the rest of your life in hiding than to just join in with the brain eating fun.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Just get my shotgun ready, I've dreamed of this moment

 

[shadowstriker86]

Just get my shotgun ready, I've dreamed of this moment

remember, a shotgun is also a club lol

 

[Lost In The Void]

Just get my shotgun ready, I've dreamed of this moment

remember, a shotgun is also a club lol

Ah yes this is true, but exploding heads are soooooooooo cool...I'll use the .22 as a club that things pretty much useless

 

[Nivag the Owl]

I'd get a battle-axe and go to town on their faces.

 

[WolfThomas]

I've actually banned myself from discussing zombie apocalypses and plans, I obsess too much about it that its not healthy. So good bye.

 

[Christemo]

i would journey to alaska, where their limbs would freeze so badly they would almost petrify. maybe bring a rifle and a chainsaw plus fuel and ammo.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

A zombie thread? Again? Really?

 

[Captain Schpack]

a daisho

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[bad rider]

Learn to speak there language and slowly adapt so I can tolerate their customs. What's that jim your going out people hunting, well I'd join you except you know, vegetarian.

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

Ah, the classic zombie plan thread. Gotta love it!

Well, for me, I'd raid all the hardware and department stores I could, stocking up on food, simple weapons, and supplies, then gather my family and friends out in the countryside, where we would wait out the zombapocalypse. Granted, it's not the most elaborate plan, but it's simple, and it's within the realm of possibility. To quote a certain character, driving to Alaska'a unfeasable, as the highways clogged with escaping cars would only create a "tasty flesh bottleneck".

 

[Grayjack]

I would want to go to Antarctica, but since I live closer to the North Pole, I would probably go to the North Pole.

 

[nerdsamwich]

Personally, I wouldn't worry a bit. The zombie-creation mechanism outlined in the Zombie Survival Guide is anatomically infeasible. A human body can't function on electricity alone. In order to make muscles move, you need oxygen, which must be delivered by a functioning circulatory system, and fuel in the form of sugars, which requires a digestive system. Basically, if you want a human body to move, it needs to be alive. No offense to Mr. Brooks, but logic has completely averted the zombie apocalypse.

well im just sayin for the sake of IF ya know?

Didn't mean to rain on your parade there, but somebody needed to say it. Stipulating, then an alternate reality where this could actually occur, I still wouldn't worry. I live in northern Idaho. In addition to being not the warmest place in the country, I'm surrounded by natural barriers: the Rockies on three sides and a really big lake on the other. And if that's not enough, my region is probably in the top five most heavily armed geographical regions in the US, if not the world. I don't personally know of more than ten households in the county that don't have any guns in them, and most have several. So the zombie scourge stands twice-defeated. Boo-ya!

 

[joystickjunki3]

I have supplies ready for this sort of situation. Nothin' absolutely hardcore, just a couple firearms (survival rifle and handgun), bicycle, food, map, compass, blanket, etc.

Ever since I was little the idea of some sort of pandemic or disaster kinda scared me and I wanted to be ready.

 

[johnman]

Just get my shotgun ready, I've dreamed of this moment

remember, a shotgun is also a club lol

Ah yes this is true, but exploding heads are soooooooooo cool...I'll use the .22 as a club that things pretty much useless

.22 useless? It would go straight thought their heads