For those of us who aren't so lucky.

[KefkaCultist]

1. Erin

2. She got out of a long relationship about 2 months ago but still isn't over it and I'm afraid of rejection

3. a couple years

4. about a 5 (I hope)

 

[Tonythion]

Just so people would know, I've already given up on this person haha

1. Nicholas
2. I was his best friend and I guess most of all...he isn't gay.
3. Nine years? First to ninth grade....I'm 18 now...
4. -52

now that I think about it..I seem pathetic hahaha

 

[lex.nero]

1.Rebecca
2.She lives miles away and probably doesn't know I exist
3.About a month now, I develope feelings seldomly, but they grow quickly

The way I've managed to cope with myself is trying to find substitutes of her.

 

[Vinnyz95]

There's not really a particular person, I just wish I could meet someone who is smart and just a good person in general. There was this one girl, but it'll never happen because she lives like, 2000km away now.

 

[GwydeanRunix]

1.Jazzy
2.She's one of my best friends, and I'm not all that attractive.
3.About 2 months.
4.3 or 4

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Lindsay.

I've offered her rides home, and tried to be nice, she's nice back, but I don't have the stomach to ask her out. She's kinda tomboyish and likes to Cosplay.

A few months. I've known her longer though.

 

[GrimTuesday]

1. Paris
2. A myriad of reason. Amongst them I have 32 cents to my name, I'm a shy fat guy, I don't drive, and I graduated last year and so I don't see her anymore.
3. about a year.
4. about a 3

I almost asked her out one time when she asked me who I liked however she had just told me about a guy she really liked, I couldn't do it.

 

[Polyg0n]

1. Emi
2. She lives on the other side of the world (met her during my exchange)
3. ~6 months
4. 3, I might be able to do another two year exchange so it is not impossible.

 

[The Shade]

1. Kate Beckinsale
2. She's way, way outta my league. Also, I've never met her.
3. Since 2001. (When Serendipity came out.)

 

[vento 231]

Well, I'm very lucky because girls ask me out. They are extremely attractive, but I just got a girlfriend. In short, now that I have a girl, they want me.

 

[Trivun]

1. Faith.

2. The last time I saw her she was in a relationship, and I'm pretty certain she never had those feelings for me anyway. A shame too, as she's pretty much my dream girl (redhead, quirky, cute/pretty, nice person, friendly to everyone...)...

3. Hmmm, probably from about six months after I first met her, when I started at university. So now, that would be about a year and a half that I've been pining for her...

4. Hmmm, depends. She's with someone and we're just friends, but then again I never really gave it a go, so my chances are maybe... 4/10?

 

[justnotcricket]

1. Godot
2. Prolonged and continued absence.
3. Since 1953

You just won this thread

I was beginning to think I'd overestimated people here and should have gone with a dick joke instead.

I say, that's a bit harsh. Just because everyone didn't instantly congratulate you on your astounding literary wit doesn't mean they didn't get your 'joke'. =S

OT: Cookies for everyone!! I'm happily in a relationship now, although I have been through my on version of the 'friend zone'. It wasn't fun at the time, but I'm happy with the friendship now.

 

[Still Life]

Maybe it's different for everyone else here, but for me there is no 'one' person who I'll wait on. My life will never revolve around one person. I have the ability to love more than one person because life is a hell of a journey and I discovered the hard way.

My advise: Learn to love openly. If you hang your hopes on one love alone, you will lose a piece of yourself if it all goes wrong. I've seen this first hand.

 

[cannot_aim]

1.Kayla

2.Shes going out with someone now, when she was single I was to much of a coward to say anything even though we were really close, and I don't get to see her enough.

3. About a year

 

[rddj623]

1. Godot
2. Prolonged and continued absence.
3. Since 1953

Touche!

OT: Cookies for all! I can say a few things. Sometimes getting the one you want ends up hurting more than if you hadn't gotten to have a relationship with them. There is always hope!

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

1. Hayley
2. She is too famous, too talented, too old, too in a relationship, and lives too far away for me
3. A couple of years

 

[internethobo]

1. Godot
2. Prolonged and continued absence.
3. Since 1953

I love this response oh godot, how much longer must i wait for you!

 

[Blind Sight]

1. Still waiting for a girl who's interested in me that is not insane/a drug addict, been down that road WAY too many times.
2. I'm really, REALLY independent, and I come off as a bit of a bastard. Also, I don't really get the whole 'dating' thing, probably my limited social skills. Oh, and according to my friends I act like a forty year old madman instead of a twenty year old student.
3. For a stable relationship? Since puberty.
4. A theoretical snowflake existing in 196,833 dimensional space.