Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, they don't add well.
[sup]Yeah, I haven't seen her in a while, either...I think she's preoccupied with her RP-ing. Sigh. How have you been?[/sup]

 

[VoltySquirrel]

Fortunately, the judge hates The Apprentice, so he give you Trump's money.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, the money is covered in anthrax.

 

[Palmetto13]

Fortunately, it's better than swine flu

 

[Berethond]

Unfotunately, you still die.
I've been...... alive.

 

[VoltySquirrel]

Fortunately, you were gonna off yourself next Tuesday anyways.
New Game Related Line: Mario just found Princess Peach.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, he only found her head.
[sup]Well, that's better than the alternative. By the way, sorry about to hear about the prom night thing.[/sup]

 

[Berethond]

Fortunately, that's all he needed.
That got around fast. I still have two more chances, actually. I'm just kind of more angry about other things and it just shows as me being angry about prom, but life happens. And then it sucks. And then you die.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, it's also all the police needed to arrest him.
[sup]I just read it in that random thread...and it only happens in that cycle once unless somebody's got a resurrection ray. Then life really gets to be a *****. But I'm sure the next time will be better somehow /optimism.[/sup]

 

[Berethond]

Fortunately, they serve great food in prison.
That's right, when I'm dead I don't have to worry about anything. I'm so psyched, I can't wait. And that sounds so WEIRD.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, that's not all they serve there.
[sup]You're sharing a forum with a bunch of psychotics. Something you said was bound to sound weird eventually. I'm guessing you're a sophomore in HS? When I die, I'm gonna have an entire database of weird sayings hooked up to a motion-activated speaker. Hehehe.[/sup]

 

[Berethond]

Fortunately, they're limited to dance moves and civil suits.
But it's especially weird because so many people are afraid of death. I embrace it. Scary. And I am a sophomore. Just have a spam-bot hooked into the 'Greatest Quotes' thread.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, their dance moves are brutal.
[sup]Meh. Death is unavoidable. Being scared of it is a waste of energy. Damn...this is gonna mess up my perfectly even post count. Oh well.[/sup]

 

[Berethond]

Fotunately, brutal dance moves are sexy. (If you're into that.)
Why yes it is. And holy crap, when did you get more posts than me?

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, you're not really into them.
[sup]Probably during the absolute madness that took place today in the "Classic Game" thread.[/sup]

 

[Berethond]

Fortunately, they took that literally.
Hmmmmm. Well it annoys me.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, they don't take not being liked very well.
[sup]You should join in the fun we're having and kick yours up several notches, too![/sup]

 

[Berethond]

Fortunately, Master Chief came to save the day!
Oh I am.

 

[Neonbob]

Unfortunately, he landed on you...
[sup]Yay! Come...be one of us, Berethond![/sup]

 

[slevin8989]

Fortunately he felt so sorry he gave you his spartan armor