Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Neonbob]

Fortunately, he doesn't need to breathe.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Unfortunatly he is hit by a comet

 

[Neonbob]

Fortunately, it knocks him onto Mars.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Unfortunately he is surrounded by anal probing Martians

 

[Neonbob]

Fortunately, he has no anus because he is made of springs.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Unforuantly they fashion him an anus for the sole purpose of probing

 

[Neonbob]

Fortunately, he cannot feel it.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Unfortuanatly they've fallen in love with him

 

[slevin8989]

fortunately he fell in love with them too

 

[the Tadman]

Unfortunately the aliens have wives and those wives kicked his ass to the Sun.

 

[slevin8989]

Fortunately he's fire proof and he starts a business on the sun

 

[the Tadman]

Unfortunately business doesn't go to well since there isn't any life on the sun and so he's a poor hobo.

 

[slevin8989]

fortunately he always wanted to travel around the sun with nothing in his pocket

 

[the Tadman]

Unfortunately a mini volcano erupts and burns his legs off making him unable to move.

 

[slevin8989]

fortunately you forgot he's fire proof any fire even magma

 

[the Tadman]

Unfortunately cosmic rays changed up his genetics and made him immune to ice instead of fire.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Fortunately the magma was actually chili.

 

[slevin8989]

Unfortunate chilly gives him bad diarrhea and the sun dosen't have a restroom

 

[the Tadman]

Fortunately he was wearing a diaper.

 

[prinxess]

Unfortunately, the diaper is weighing him down.