Fortunately / Unfortunately

[Code Monkey]

New sentence: (So this doesn't turn into an argument over Avatar)

The experiment was a complete success.

 

[Malifact]

unfortunately, the experiment turned your grandmother into a raging super-monster.

 

[Tristan Sjet]

Fortunately, i have an antidote.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Unfortunately she has already run off to destroy the city.

 

[j1-2themax]

Fortunately, her larger mass has caused her to move much more slowly, making her much easier to catch.

 

[Stoic raptor]

Unfortunately, your car is broken, you cant catch up with her in time

 

[War Penguin]

Fortunately, you have your bike with you. You can get her now.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Unfortunately she started to sprout wings.

 

[War Penguin]

Fortunately, she's too heavy to fly due to her large mass, so you can still catch her.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Unfortunately she tried to fly anyway and crashed back down to the earth, falling into the City Sewers.

 

[War Penguin]

Fortunately, the city is on your side on catching for doing so much damage.

 

[Gigaguy64]

unfortunately one solder is in league with the Council of DOOOOOOOOOM

 

[War Penguin]

Fortunately, the city was able to gang up on that soldier and defeat him.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Unfortunately he had already summoned the League and Lex Luthor appeared with the rest of the League

 

[War Penguin]

Fortunately, Superman and the Justice League arrived at the same time as they did, stopping them from stopping you.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Fortunatly, Superman showed up and beat the shit out of them.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Unfortunately the monster rose out from the sewer and ate them

 

[War Penguin]

Fortunately, that monster is your grandma, the person you were trying to catch in the first place. Tadah! You've found her.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Unfortunately, Toad pops out of her nose and says "Sorry! your monster is in another sewer!"

 

[War Penguin]

Fortunately, toad also gives you directions to said sewers.