Fortunately, Unfortunately

[M0rp43vs]

Fortunately, with your gnawing you activate the overload on your gun which levels the zimbabwe army headquarters as well as an area of land of radius 100km

 

[Dr.Susse]

Unfortunately that involved Bethesda's Skyrim division.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Unfortunately, they are zombies and are adding as much zombie content into the game as possible
(Now that I think about it, we've had cowboys and zombies. Why not a medieval fantasy zombie apocalypse?)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Fortunately, you can never have too much zombie.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Unfortunately, those silly gamers are now looking to boycott the studio because of that decision

 

[EyeReaper]

Fortunately: You end up back at your original time

Unfortunately: Stalin and Hitler fused into Robot Stintler! he rules over all

 

[The Thinker]

Fortunately: You have the magical powers of RET-CON.

Unfortunately: Ret-Cons are generally lame.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Fortunately, you are not empowered by a lame RET-CON, but one that is awesome.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Unfortunately, Fans of your escapades(...?) are a fickle bunch and are now rioting and looking for your head.
I think one of them may be wielding a gatling laser

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Fortunately you're able to distract them all with a poster of Summer Glau, and are able to escape unnoticed.