Fortune cookie time!

[TheMushroomClub]

take ur middle finger and put on ur nose.
2.say a name of someone u like.
3.that person will ask u out or say they love u tomarrow.
4. heres the thing copy and paste to 2 other vids
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days IT WORKS !

Copy pasta from youtube.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Okay, gonna try to be original.
"You know what happened to your little brother..."
"never gonna give up..."(forgot the lyrics but couldn't resist)
"I am the voice in your head"
"Your date is actually a guy"
"Do not pass go, do not collect 200..."
"Of all the places you could eat, you pick here?"
"hannah montana and the jonas brothers can't sing, Twillight and high school musical suck. DEAL WITH IT"
"sad, taking advice from a cookie, just sad"
"Nothing can't be solved with fire friend"
"Everyone in the restaurant has it in for you, get them before they get you"

Mushroom cloud beat me to one though.

 

[Rigs83]

At work they ordered Chinese and I found a fortune cookie that had a "Learn Chinese" part in the back.
I Quote
"Learn Chinese - Disease
"Chinese character"(bing)"

I did not know Google made fortune cookies too!

 

[Pm0n3y]

10 stop universal entropy
20 goto 10
or:
you fail at life. please try again
OR:
eat at joes

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

"If I thought that what I was thinking was not what I thought I was thinking about not thinking, what thought did I not think?"

"You will find love on Flag Day."

"Your lucky word today is 'Candlejack' say it out loud now, and you wi"

"FYI I am a Spy."

"Man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."

"By reading this, you may have already won One Million dollars!"

"[Generic Fortune Cookie Message*] *Void if cookie is broken."

Make it stop. MAKE IT STOP!!