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Berethond

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Little boy, I'm just a man, a mere civil servant
against this tyrant God
I've allied with our King, salvation he brings
protecting the city against all the troops Heaven sent
but the dead walk again, this is the end.
Oh I'm just a man, my time has come
Long live King Simius! May he deliver us from this nightmare!
And with a blast like the sun
his lips are unwrapped from the barrel of his gun


Obey this advice, and you can never go wrong.
 

Bullfrog1983

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Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start

"Why so serious, son?!?"

"When reality becomes ugly, people turn from reality"
 

Sable Gear

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"That'll be $7.50"

"!trams uoy t'nera lleW"

"All you need is cheese"

"You cannot change your fate"

"You've got mail"

"Luck +1"
 

sky14kemea

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"the cookie monster is behind you!" =D

"i hope you washed your hands first"

"look up"

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Mayotard94 said:
Mr.Tea said:
Mayotard94 said:
"Your lucky numbers are 514-867-9137...call it *wink*"
Holy shit, Montreal area code!
oh...didn't know that.. I live in toronto...
holy crap :O my skype add on shows it was a real number!

 

Neonbob

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MaxTheReaper said:
RavingPenguin said:
I seriously got this one:

Something might happen next week.
Oh man. That is good to know that something could potentiall occur in seven days.

Don't get it caught in your zipper.
Fire is not the answer.
PUT THAT DOWN.
Fire is always the answer.
Always

Oh, and how about:
"You will soon be sick. Nobody here washes their hands."
"Tip well so you don't end up back here, too!"