Fortune cookie time!

[Sporky111]

You Are Sofa King We Todd Did.

Wipe your nose.

EDITED: I would like to play a game.

FAIL.

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

Help! I'm trapped in a Fortune Cookie Factory!

Why did you break my house in half?

Don't ever push the big red button.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Huh? mine's blank...what's that meant to mean?!?

 

[sheic99]

Would you like to play a game.

How about a nice game of tic-tac-toe?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

"Go outside through the North exit. There will be a red sedan with the back driver-side door slightly ajar. Enter the car three spaces West. There will be a cell phone and a note on the dashboard. Dial the number on the note, then destroy the note. DIAL ONLY ON THE PROVIDED PHONE! KEEP YOURS OFF! Make the call and await further instructions."

could you really fit that on a fortune cookie fortune?
My friends and I have this thing were we all add "in bed" to the end of our fortunes. Makes things very interesting sometimes.
Something strange will happen to you next time you use the bathroom.

 

[JRCB]

You are about to suffer from a paper cut and food poisoning.

 

[Sporky111]

Would you like to play a game.

How about a nice game of tic-tac-toe?

I thought a Saw reference would be pretty easily caught...but you were probably using that sarcasm I've heard so much about.

 

[Debatra]

"Go outside through the North exit. There will be a red sedan with the back driver-side door slightly ajar. Enter the car three spaces West. There will be a cell phone and a note on the dashboard. Dial the number on the note, then destroy the note. DIAL ONLY ON THE PROVIDED PHONE! KEEP YOURS OFF! Make the call and await further instructions."

could you really fit that on a fortune cookie fortune?

Probably not, but it's good.

My friends and I have this thing were we all add "in bed" to the end of our fortunes. Makes things very interesting sometimes.
Something strange will happen to you next time you use the bathroom.

Something strange will happen to you next time you use the bathroom in bed.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Ive gotten ones that say "you like Chinese food." but for a fake one i would want that predicted a horrible future... that never came true so i would spend my whole life (or anyone else who got it) worrying about it.

 

[sheic99]

Would you like to play a game.

How about a nice game of tic-tac-toe?

I thought a Saw reference would be pretty easily caught...but you were probably using that sarcasm I've heard so much about.

Saw reference? I thought it was War Games.

 

[Sporky111]

EDITED: I would like to play a game.

Holy shit, I miss one word and the world ends for you.

 

[00010101]

"Read the fortune before you eat the cookie"
"...Told you so..."
"Your lucky numbers are 514-867-9137...call it *wink*"

 

[sineamora]

"You're full of MSG too"
"Tell my wife...I...love...her..."
"You might want to get that fixed"
Islam is the light LAUGH

 

[Flying-Emu]

Shouldn't this be in Forum Games? Ah, I'll bite.

"Your princess will be in another castle."

 

[humpees]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial" A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.

Herbal essences?

On topic: you will be charged a surprising amount for a sub par meal

All outlooks point to cake

Keep guessing

No. That's all I could think of... =(

It was a quote from an episode of the simpsons where homer gets a job at a chinese resturannt making fortunes for their fortune cookies.

And now I remember... D'oh!

 

[Kuweekee]

"Why so Serious?"
"What would you say abo..."
"It's the government"