Fortune cookie time!

[USSR]

"Ah god, did you have to break my spine just to read my insides you heartless bastard T.T"

...Rofl.
That is all.

Indeed it better be, or the fortune cookie shall snap your spine.

...*takes a bite of the cookie*

..*pony tramples and breaks your spine*

Don't forget about the pony, they can pull a ninja anytime, anywhere.

Including the ability to turn themselves into fortune cookies.

Oh god the agony why.

The cookie warned you.

You have brought unfortunate sin upon thyself!!!

blah blah blah blah
...blah blah

What's that, I can't hear you over your spine being trampled >.<

 

[gigastrike]

Error: 442Error: 442Error: 442

I actually got "Do or do not. There is no try."

 

[Lord_Of_Plum]

You will be made into a king in your next life.

Are you actually reading this?

Don't sit at table 15.

 

[The Blue Mongoose]

"The sandcastle and the parsnip are dangerously close to your submarine..."

also, simpson's reference above

 

[HornedMuffin]

So this is a test, right? I guess I can put whatever I want on this "Fortune cookie".

Check for counterfieght bills.

Your son is looking at porn while you are out.

I don't know for sure, but maybe you should get tested...

Duck.

Be careful around aligators.

Beware identity theft.

 

[ender214]

This fortune cookie could have fed starving children in Africa.

 

[LilGherkin]

There's a person in this restaurant with the exact same fortune. (Make that the fortune cookie for the entire day in the restaurant)

P.S. Shouldn't this be in the Forum Games/RP category?

 

[Bofus Teefus]

P.S. Shouldn't this be in the Forum Games/RP category?

I don't really think of it as a game. More like a way to replenish my dwindling bank of random one-liners with the creative help of site-goers.

"This cookie may contain chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer."
"That nose-like growth that you've been picking at all week is actually just your nose."

 

[Shadowtek]

(after eating the cookie you read the fortune) "You didnt eat that cookie, did you?"

 

[humpees]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial" A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.

Herbal essences?

On topic: you will be charged a surprising amount for a sub par meal

All outlooks point to cake

 

[I Am Pigeon]

"You suck."

 

[TMAN10112]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial" A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.

Herbal essences?

On topic: you will be charged a surprising amount for a sub par meal

All outlooks point to cake

Keep guessing

 

[humpees]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial" A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.

Herbal essences?

On topic: you will be charged a surprising amount for a sub par meal

All outlooks point to cake

Keep guessing

No. That's all I could think of... =(

 

[TMAN10112]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial" A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.

Herbal essences?

On topic: you will be charged a surprising amount for a sub par meal

All outlooks point to cake

Keep guessing

No. That's all I could think of... =(

It was a quote from an episode of the simpsons where homer gets a job at a chinese resturannt making fortunes for their fortune cookies.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Kill them. Kill them all

 

[LilGherkin]

"You are going to be the victim of a Chinese restaurant robbery"

 

[Seydaman]

the familys treasure if yours and yours and yours, har har har

 

[Seydaman]

"You will be aroused by a shampoo commercial" A cookie to anyone who gets that reference.

Herbal essences?

On topic: you will be charged a surprising amount for a sub par meal

All outlooks point to cake

Keep guessing

No. That's all I could think of... =(

It was a quote from an episode of the simpsons where homer gets a job at a chinese resturannt making fortunes for their fortune cookies.

episode name>

 

[Maj.JakeVitaminwater]

"Thanks for getting me out of there"

 

[lornb]

Islam is the light

Win.