Four word game review

[Bill_Stanbrook]

There's a fairly well known website named 'The Four Word Film Review' (FWFR.com) which invites people to review, or describe, their favorite film using only four words. The purpose of this thread is to do the same with games.

So, submit your game reviews or descriptions using the format below. Remember, you can only use four words to describe your chosen game, so pick those words carefully.

NAME:
REVIEW:

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

Metro 2033
It was very good

Simplistic yet effective.

 

[bew11]

Fallout 3
I'm still playing it.
(It's that good)

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Name: The Sims 3.
Review: This game was Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

After all, where else do I learn that if I wander around my hometown, I will find plutonium, palladium, and other rare things in abundance?

 

[Banana Phone Man]

FATE
Crazily addicting but repetative.

Plants VS Zombies
Same as the above.

Warcraft 3
Fantastic but getting old.

If only all reviews were a bit like this. I could write loads.

 

[mjw1988]

Knights of the Old Republic- Still using the force
Knights of the Old Republic 2- Still finding new bugs

 

[Eliam_Dar]

Ok, I'll try

NAME: Valkyria Chronicles
REVIEW: great, emotional and artistic

NAME: Crackdown 2
REVIEW: mindless and reckless fun

NAME: Half Life 2
REVIEW: An excellent dystopia

NAME: Halo 3
REVIEW: not what I expected

NAME: Starcraft 2
REVIEW: it was about time

 

[comadorcrack]

Killzone 2-
Best shooter on market

Heavy Rain-
Wants to be filmed

 

[drbarno]

Mario kart wii
This does not suck

 

[CAPTCHA]

Resient Evil 5: You need two players.

Dragon Age: Buggy as all hell.

Bayonetta: Very camp, but origional.

Prototype: Fun but fuck collectables.

 

[S.R.S.]

Needs more Cow Bell! Everything ever made ever.

 

[Tom. The Taxidermist =]]

Just Cause 2: Mindless grappling hook funnery.

Team Fortress 2: War themed hat simulator.

Unreal Tournament 3: Waste of eight dollars.

 

[MrNickster]

Red Steel 2

Horrid story, great gameplay


The Conduit

I genuinley liked it


Gears of War 2

Great controls, better gameplay


Portal

Clever, but gets boring

 

[andreas3K]

Ratchet and Clank: Big guns save galaxies.

Just Cause 2: Grappling hook and parachute.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Mass Effect II - Biggest Piece of Shit.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Batman: Arkham Asylum

Good looks, atmoshpere, combat.


Sonic Adventure:

Fast, fun and old-school. <--One word, theres a hypen

 

[Foobula]

TF2
Still fun after years

Unreal Tournament 3
Robots vs Aliens, Question?

World in Conflict
Epic environment, Dead commies

 

[dragonslayer32]

Goldeneye - Bond is a beast.
Crackdown 2 - avoid at all costs.