Four Word Game Review

[MiracleOfSound]

MW2
Host advantage creates rage

 

[LogicNProportion]

Fallout 3 - Yo, Tunnel Snakes rule!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

KoTOR 1 - Wait, Revan is who?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Starcraft
ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE KEKEKEKE
Nuclear Launch Detected.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You require additional Minerals
We Require more Overlords
(You)must construct additional pylons

Dawn of War:
(They) HIDE IN METAL BAWKSES
the COWARDS the FOOLS
'Multiple, Stimeltaneous, devastating Deep Strikes." (with Deep Strikes as one word )
ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS

Deus Ex:
The World Shall Burn

Halo 3
13 year old kids
fuck the energy sword

Counter Strike: Source
OMG WTF HAXXOR NOOB
crouch jump and shoot
spray and pray ************

SPESS MEHRENS WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRA ^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbRGg3e1b68

 

[Mysterious Stranger]

Crimson Skies - Rest in peace, fasa.
Universe at War - Giant walkers, mecha angels.
Star Wars: Empire at War - Giant walkers, embarrassing soundalikes.
Ace Combat 4: Shattered Skies - Ominous chanting, tunnel flying.
Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War - But there IS singing!
Ace Combat 6: Fires of Liberation - Dance with the angels!
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Smash Bros with Cloud.
Half-Life - Moral: Never invent teleporters.
Half-Life 2 - Poison headcrabs = voided bowels.
Mass Effect - Sorry Kaidan, it's tails.
Prince of Persia (the new one) - You let him OUT?
Age of Empires - HIYOHU HIYOHU WOLOLO WOLOLO

 

[willard3]

How about this............

Assassin's creed 2, CoD:MW2, L4D2

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

or any game with a 2.....or 3 or 4(you should probably stop) or 5 or 6 or 7(Give up now!)

Maybe...you should form some non-Yahtzee opinions.


Assassin's Creed 2--Fuck corrupted save files!
Team Fortress 2 -- Spy sappin' mah sentry! (sorry...)

 

[DonZabu]

Mother 3: No export for you!

 

[internetzealot1]

Modern Warefare 2
Call of Duty 4

 

[Kollega]

Supreme Commander: Ridiculously epic space war.

The entirety of Ratchet & Clank: Jumping, puzzles... AND FIREPOWER!

Worms: Annelids destroy each other.

Braid: Subtext is very confusing.

 

[Katana314]

Haven't beaten it yet, but..

Elite Beat Agents: So crazy it works.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Twist of the year.
Frontlines: Fuel of War: Confused anti war messages?
GTA4: No, Roman, no bowling.
Batman: Arkham Asylum: "WHERE ARE YOU?" "Here."
Machinarium: Reminds me of Wall-E.
Prince of Persia: Somehow, I miss gravity.
Killing Floor: Those ironsights feel AWESOME.
Trine: Physics, not often 2D.
Penumbra: That cave's...moving......! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!
Team Fortress 2: BONK BONK BONK BONK
World of Goo: I hate f***ing pirates.
Left 4 Dead: 4 people shoot zombies.
Left 4 Dead 2: More people shoot zombies.

 

[wfpdk]

wow: grind, grind, ding, repeat.
time splitters 3: monkey with a shotgun

 

[Punisher A.J.]

How about this............

Assassin's creed 2, CoD:MW2, L4D2

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

or any game with a 2.....or 3 or 4(you should probably stop) or 5 or 6 or 7(Give up now!)

Maybe...you should form some non-Yahtzee opinions.


Assassin's Creed 2--Fuck corrupted save files!
Team Fortress 2 -- Spy sappin' mah sentry! (sorry...)

Non-Yahtzee opinion? Easier said than done. Sorry but I have played all those games and they were almost exact compies.... Only a few games were better than the original and felt new. but hey fine. For the sequels I liked...

NFSU:2 = Best Racing Game Ever!
KHII = Sora, Kairi....(do I need to finish?) hahaha sorry.... ok how about(while looking at the organization symbol) Is that a...? "yep"
Def Jam 2 = Only White guy here.
Dynasty warriors 1 through 87 bazillion = KILL LuBu, take Horse

Ah too much good.....
You = C U next tuesday.

 

[Nohra]

EVE Online - Fuck, failed warp again.
Bioshock - Would you kindly (x)
L4D2 - Expert makes me cry.

 

[targren]

MGS2: Quit fucking whining, Raiden

Xenosaga: Is the cutscene over?

FF VII: Chicks love emo bishies.

Guild Wars: Slutty Armor rules all.

Super Mario Galaxy: Mario 64. In Spaaaaaaaace

Zelda- TP: My arm is numb

Devil May Cry 4: Nero's not Dante! Honest!

Dead Or Alive: Jiggle Physics with fighting

World of Warcraft: Top Model plays nekkid

Legacy of Kain: Kain is a Bastard

Final Fantasy IV: Kain's also a Bastard

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

EVE Online:
Fate is too cruel

Batman AA:
"huh?," swoosh, yell, silence

Half-Life 2:
Gravity Gun, Gravity Fun

Portal:
The Cake is Fake

GTA4:
Can anyone repair suspension?

Burnout... anything:
Drive fast blink, *crash*

World of Warcraft:
Get Pwned by virgins

 

[GonzoGamer]

Good thread.

Dragon Age Origins
Too Much Music/Talking.

No More Heroes
Style over substance defined.

GTA4
Sandbagged without overpriced dlc.

Burnout Paradise
Burnout homogenized to normalcy.

Fallout 3
Obsessive looting and sightseeing.

Saints Row 2
I Love Kitchen Sinks.