Four Word Game Review

[FURY_007]

TF2
FYI IM A SPY

WoW
MOM MORE HOT POCKETS!
MOM BATHROOM!!...MOM BATHROOM

more Starcraft

MY LIFE FOR AUIR
siege tanks wreck shit
kerrigan is a *****
raynor is bad ass

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Fallout 3
Take in the View

 

[willard3]

How about this............

Assassin's creed 2, CoD:MW2, L4D2

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

or any game with a 2.....or 3 or 4(you should probably stop) or 5 or 6 or 7(Give up now!)

Maybe...you should form some non-Yahtzee opinions.


Assassin's Creed 2--Fuck corrupted save files!
Team Fortress 2 -- Spy sappin' mah sentry! (sorry...)

Non-Yahtzee opinion? Easier said than done. Sorry but I have played all those games and they were almost exact compies.... Only a few games were better than the original and felt new. but hey fine. For the sequels I liked...

NFSU:2 = Best Racing Game Ever!
KHII = Sora, Kairi....(do I need to finish?) hahaha sorry.... ok how about(while looking at the organization symbol) Is that a...? "yep"
Def Jam 2 = Only White guy here.
Dynasty warriors 1 through 87 bazillion = KILL LuBu, take Horse

Ah too much good.....
You = C U next tuesday.

what is this i don't even

Just because a game is a sequel doesn't mean it's automatically bad...bashing a sequel merely because it's a sequel smacks highly of imitating Yahtzee because one thinks it's edgy or cool.

L4D2 I can understand due to the howls of protest.
MW2 kind of.

But Assassin's Creed 2? Have you even played it? Exact copy my ass.

 

[Punisher A.J.]

[quote="Punisher A.J." post="9.160448.4068846
what is this i don't even

Just because a game is a sequel doesn't mean it's automatically bad...bashing a sequel merely because it's a sequel smacks highly of imitating Yahtzee because one thinks it's edgy or cool.

L4D2 I can understand due to the howls of protest.
MW2 kind of.

But Assassin's Creed 2? Have you even played it? Exact copy my ass.

I'll give you that, its not the same but its similar (probably due to the fact thats it based off of the original....)
I never said I hated all sequals I just ment that alot of people have ranted (especially yahtzee) that sequals were too similar that there was no point in buying them. All i'm saying is what did you expect? they took an idea that work and reused it.... and we all bought it.

Did I say I hated them?(checks {ones I liked}) Oh I meant I liked better than the origional.
If we did not have sequals then we...... I would make a list but that wraps about half of every game ever made.

 

[traceur_]

Left for Dead 2:

Staples in my eyes.

Final Fantasy 10:

Absolutely, totally fucking awesome.

 

[Triangulon]

Alien vs Predator 2

So scary shat myself

 

[teisjm]

the majority of games.

sucked balls, big time.

Then what the fuck are you doing on a gaming forum?

And just so I can actually have contributed:

Half Life 2: Damn, yet another setback?

Discussing the games that are awesome.
If you never talked about games with other gamers, you would just stand like some blank non-gamer in a gaming store and pick games solely based on which game has the flashiest cover. and chances are you'd end up wasting tons on money on shit games, cause you'd have no idea, which games were teh diamonds in the pile of crap.

 

[Muffinthraka]

Plants vs Zombies: I like your tricycle
World of Goo: Cute, squishy, bouncy, addictive.
Harvest Massive Encouter: BLOODY BLOODY ALIEN SCUM!!!!!!!
DOA Extreme beach vollyball: Boooobies, boooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies, volleyball, booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies.
Fahrenheit: My finger fall off
Spore: 3installs! 3 INSTALLS!!!!!!!!!!
Riviera the promised land: I luv this game!
Big Rigs: DON'T PLAY THIS GAME.

 

[Muffinthraka]

Final Fantasy 10:

Absolutely, totally fucking awesome.

Too right, I finished it last week and have just moved on to X-2 (which is weird) and XII (which is fantastic).

 

[A Raging Emo]

Borderlands

Is my review good?

holy crap, if that's you in the picture you look just like me =O

It is me!

 

[Private Custard]

Wow, this thread became more popular than I expected! Nice responses everyone

Big Rigs - NoClip on by default

Halo - Oooohhh look, grass physics!

Metal Gear Solid 2 - Fission Mailed, Seriously WTF! or I need scissors! 61!

Gears of War - Shiny Whack-a-mole

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Half-Life 1: Holy crap, human organs!
Half-Life 2: Holy crap, that's awesome!
Team Fortress 2: Damn, can't t-bag here.
Portal: WEEEEEEE! I feel sick...
KotOR 1: C'mon, stop talking: FIGHT!
KotOR 2: That glitch traumatised me.
Star Wars: Republic Commando: Halo + SW = Strangely compelling

 

[ShotgunShaman]

the majority of games.

sucked balls, big time.

Then what the fuck are you doing on a gaming forum?

And just so I can actually have contributed:

Half Life 2: Damn, yet another setback?

Discussing the games that are awesome.
If you never talked about games with other gamers, you would just stand like some blank non-gamer in a gaming store and pick games solely based on which game has the flashiest cover. and chances are you'd end up wasting tons on money on shit games, cause you'd have no idea, which games were teh diamonds in the pile of crap.

Eh, fair enough.

 

[reiem531]

Jak and Daxter 1: Collecting can get boring
Jak II: World was too big
Jak 3: Hell yeah, epic win.

 

[sms_117b]

Brutal Legend - Scream DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON whilst powersliding

Civilisation 4 - Just one more turn

Final Fantasy 7 - Is that the sun?

Final Fantasy 8 - I've a gunblade bitches

Bladestorm - Where's the cavalry, CHARGE!

Modern Warfare 2 - Mother fucking riot shields

Dynasty Warriors 6 - hack, slash, run, repeat

Fallout 3 - Torso shot, limbs sever

Grand Theft Auto 4 - Roman, I'm currently busy

Heavenly Sword - Copy that convention goers!

Killzone 2 - Never play Radick Academy

Metal Gear Solid 4 - I want to play!

Oblivion - A 15? Really? wow

Overlord 2 - Fun, Minions, Mounts, FUN!

Saints Row 2 - Like GTA, but fun!

UFC 2009: Undisputed - THE FIGHT IS OVER!

Haegemonia - Like Homeworld, but good

 

[Thegoodfriar]

Dynasty Warriors: Just Keep Pressing X

Any Gauntlet: Elf Needs Food Badly

AC2; Buy Hookers, Stab Target

 

[OmegaXIII]

Street Fighter 4: New controller, how much?
Fallout 3: Being a dick, fun.
Dead Space: The head won't do.
Metal Gear Solid 4: Remember to bring snacks

 

[Guitar Gamer]

LoZ, Ocarina of Time; DAMN YOU WATER TEMPLE!

amen to that

Fallout 3

So much F*cking WASTELAND!!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Four word game review game
-It's not that bad

Minesweeper
-Guide smiley through mines

Rpg Maker series
-Do it yourself gaming

Kareoke games
-Mostly used while drunk


Kingdom for Keflings
- Red-head enslavement sim

Meh, didn't really think them out.