Fraudulent pursuit! A corrupted quiz.

username sucks · Jul 30, 2013

Science!

Given video games, what is the point of real life?

Teoes · Jul 31, 2013

Tremulous applause and chicken wings.

What's the tastiest part of the steering wheel?

EeveeElectro · Aug 2, 2013

Stick it up your ass and think of England.

Why do I sound like 'takka takka' when I type?

Neuromancer · Aug 2, 2013

Battle of Wounded Knee.

Is revenge a tasty dish, even though it's served cold?

Teoes · Aug 5, 2013

Silent but deadly.

What's the point of painting over graffiti?

Neuromancer · Aug 5, 2013

Artistic Integrity.

How good is ASOIAF?

Dr.Susse · Aug 5, 2013

Worth two in the bush.

Where can I buy a kitten?

EeveeElectro · Aug 5, 2013

B&Q do a good range of power-tools.

Are you my mummy?

Teoes · Aug 5, 2013

Strip naked and get on the Probulator.

What are you doing next weekend?

username sucks · Aug 8, 2013

Take bread, douse it in lighter fluid, ignite and enjoy.

How do I jump through a closed window without breaking the glass?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Aug 8, 2013

It's PIKACHU!

When do I move to the west coast?

Teoes · Aug 8, 2013

You're going to drown in passata.

Why is my face like this?

username sucks · Aug 8, 2013

Earthquake!!!

If a question mark is "?", then what does an answer mark look like?

Teoes · Aug 9, 2013

¿

When did the last great cow blast off for home?

kailus13 · Aug 10, 2013

The moon landings.

Where are my shoes?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Aug 10, 2013

Captain Falcon!

Where should I park my time machine?

EeveeElectro · Aug 10, 2013

The best colour skittle is purple.

Shall I drink this bleach?

Headsprouter · Aug 10, 2013

With Geodude's supervision only.

How do I start fires?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Aug 10, 2013

The grand nation of Spain.

Why is the rum gone?

Teoes · Aug 12, 2013

24 hours from Tulsa.

What's all this shouting?