Fred... lets just end it now.

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bowserboy26578

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As long as you haven't had your head shoved up your bum for the past year, you know who Fred is. For the uninitiated- he's the moron on youtube who says stupid crap, speeds his voice up with his computer, make thousands of dollars for jack, and all around disgraces youtube and humanity. People need to realize- Fred F-ing sucks. Fred is terrible.

Yet still this guy is THE NUMBER ONE SUBSCRIBED PERSON ON YOUTUBE. He just reached a million subscribers. Yes I kid you not, that sugar pumped twat has a million subscribers. All this guy does is act like a little kid and speed up his voice and acts excited about everything and says stupid crap. That's all he does in every single video and thgis mother F-er gets MILLIONS of views.

Heres what I don't get though. Not that he's number one most subscribed, it's believable considering how retarded most of the 10 year olds on youtube are, my thing is, I've seen much better videos with the same basic thing, and this son of a gun gets MILLIONS of views. It just makes me feel like something is going on, something that we don't see. Why is it that everybody in the world wants to see this idiot when there is so much more, or should I say real talent on youtube that's not getting seen, but every time he puts up a video millions of people watch it.

It makes no sense, no sense what so ever. What is origional about this guy? What is funny about him? How much crack is he giving his viewers? What is he doing that makes him so popular? Let me tell you now, he has never made me laugh, has never made me think once. His videos aren't deep, educational or funny, his videos are garbage. I've seen videos of people doing the same thing, some before him... that get made fun of. Why is this guy so popular? Why is it people can watch him and not make fun of him, but then there are people actually trying and they get made fun of. There are game reviewers and other people trying to do their own thing, and they get made fun of, but Fred can get away with the things he does on a daily basis. I don't understand.

If someone could explain this to me, I'd appreciate it. This guy makes thousands. This guy makes more money than you, I garentee it. You make 15 dollars an hour, Fred make more than you. He's a number one subscribed. He's a partner. He is making a hells load of money, and this dude is probably barely out of high school, maybe even still in. So my opinion, screw Fred. Screw him, and everyone he's ever known. I'm hoping this thing is just a fad and it passes, because to be honest I am sick and tired of this Bull. So theres my opinion of Fred. I hate the piece of crap and there are more people out there who diserve it way more. ProtonjonSA, Jeepers Media, MarryLand- they diserve these views and that money, they are genuinly funny. He does not deserve that spot.

And if there is one person out there that can argue that, BRING IT ON! BRING IT THE F ON! You comment this thread, and you make your arguement, with facts as to why Fred diserves his place. We will all listen, but I garentee you that you are wrong. there are better people, and more that diserve it than he does. I diserve it more, and I don't have any videos on yet. And you can't say it's a age thing because I know people my age that like him and children who feel he insults their intelligence.

So Fred is my first escapist target for attack. I'm asking for an assault on Fred, not physical but on his videos. Down grade then a level. One stars all around. If I get enough of a response, I may even make this a weekly thing and choose a new idiot every week. So come on my fellow escapists, lets end it here.

Lets had him the gun and pull the medephorical trigger. Lets just end it now.
 

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As long as you haven't had your head shoved up your bum for the past year, you know who bowserboy is. For the initiated - he's the fantastic person on the escapist hitting us with walls of text containing no paragraphing.
 

RAWKSTAR

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I try to read it but... I just can't.

I get the point - Yeah, I don't like him but... Chill mukka.
 

SmilingKitsune

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Holy wall of text batman! Honestly what are you trying to achieve with this thread, you don't like Fred (I hadn't even heard of him untill today), then don't pay him any notice, it's not like you're being forced to watch his videos
Seriously op, paragraphs are your friends.
 

D_987

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This is not a rallying ground for assaults against whoever you dislike - this is a community that attempts to intellectually discuss video games. Besides, whats so wrong with this "Fred" person - I have seen a video by them and although I found it boring and inept, you should allow people to enjoy what they want. Stop trying to force your beliefs on everyone.
 

APPCRASH

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D_987 said:
This is not a rallying ground for assaults against whoever you dislike
I must be on the wrong website then. IRregardless, lil ol' bowserboy is entitled to his opinion as much as Fred is entitled to posting on youtube.
 

bowserboy26578

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D_987 said:
This is not a rallying ground for assaults against whoever you dislike - this is a community that attempts to intellectually discuss video games. Besides, whats so wrong with this "Fred" person - I have seen a video by them and although I found it boring and inept, you should allow people to enjoy what they want. Stop trying to force your beliefs on everyone.
it's the principal of teh matter. look at hese videos and tell me he relly deserves what he has. just try it.
 

JoshasorousRex

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Who is Fred? I'm serious i don't know him. And I can read through the whole thing probably because I have bad writing >_<

Edit: Well just searched it on the great u-tub and I couldn't stand 30 seconds of it...
 

maddawg IAJI

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Wall of text. My 86th weakness.

I prefer Makemebad35. That guy makes great video.
 

bowserboy26578

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SmilingKitsune said:
Holy wall of text batman! Honestly what are you trying to achieve with this thread, you don't like Fred (I hadn't even heard of him untill today), then don't pay him any notice, it's not like you're being forced to watch his videos
Seriously op, paragraphs are your friends.
like I said, it's the principal of the matter, and it is really had to a void him. It's almost a poisonus as Twilight in the fact they both suck yet no one can shut up about it.
 

Nova Tendril

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Normally I read posts regardless of length but come on. At least use paragraphs.

If the tl;dr version of this is "Fred sucks" then congratulations on saying what everyone on the Escapist knows.
 

buddee1

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FINALLY!!!
thank you for finally addressing this issue. heres the story of how i came to hate fred: i was watching Philip Dephranco on youtube. when i looked at his channel he was 2nd in most subscribed looking at the list i found that fred was 1st "wow this guy must be better than PhillyD" I stupidly thought. after watching one of his videos about a squirrel i thought that this boy was the most untalented piece of shit on the internet, however, a quick search of "fred" on google made me feel alone on the subject because everyone else thought he was perfect.
so to bowserboy26578 i say thank you for creating this thread and making me feel like i wasnt alone in hating this no-talent-piece-of-shit.
 

SmilingKitsune

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bowserboy26578 said:
SmilingKitsune said:
Holy wall of text batman! Honestly what are you trying to achieve with this thread, you don't like Fred (I hadn't even heard of him untill today), then don't pay him any notice, it's not like you're being forced to watch his videos
Seriously op, paragraphs are your friends.
like I said, it's the principal of the matter, and it is really had to a void him. It's almost a poisonus as Twilight in the fact they both suck yet no one can shut up about it.
And my point remains the same, just ignore it, I mannaged to come this far without even hearing about Fred, if you don't like something don't pay it any attention, getting all worked up over it isn't going to make it go away.
 

andyandy

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Danzaivar said:
Never heard of this guy before now. Did he kill your parents or something?
I was about to post this. I mean wow, it's just some tool who makes stupid videos, he isnt trying to murder us all.
 

Onyx Oblivion

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That's the biggest wall of text I've seen that wasn't just "DESU" spam...

But yeah, just saw him for the first time earlier today, and I must say that I'll stick to watching old episode of "Whose Line is it Anyway?" as my sole reason to use Youtube. Everyone thinks their opinion matters 1000x more just because they have a mic and a camera.
 

Flishiz

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Anyone who thought there was anything useful to be found or done on Youtube left a long time ago. There's really nobody making good videos left except for the old-timers, and while they deserve their fame, video sites are becoming so popular, that Youtube has turned into an overfill point of people who just want to see their video streamed.