I will gladly shoulder the burden of taking any leftovers. Every game to a loving home, right? ^.^Sizzle Montyjing said:
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As donator of this free games contest, I can say that this is a good thing to try and do. For a simple creative story, you can get a game, FREE!
And the Counter Strike story, I could do it in less than 200 words WITH all the bonus words.
So come on and give it a go, it only costs some free creativity!
[Insert overly cheesy grin for selling purposes]
[sub]And this ISN'T a April Fools joke! This is real, the ways for getting the stuff is real. You write, even if only a little, and you could win![/sub]
And the Counter Strike story, I could do it in less than 200 words WITH all the bonus words.
So come on and give it a go, it only costs some free creativity!
[Insert overly cheesy grin for selling purposes]
[sub]And this ISN'T a April Fools joke! This is real, the ways for getting the stuff is real. You write, even if only a little, and you could win![/sub]
story is posted not quite the best thing ever, also forgive my english not my first language, hope it was at least a little entertaining.
One upon a time, there was a sausage, and a Mushroom who lived in perfect harmony in a fridge. They played together, shared stories, and even told each other bedtime stories when the fridge light was turned off. They were best friends, and nothing could tear them apart.
Then on that one faithful day, a huge giant hand came in and snatched the sausage, and no matter how hard the mushroom tried to grab him, his best friend slipped from his cold mushy fingers. He screamed, and then he screamed, shouting to the mushroom that he didn't want to die, and he wanted to live in the fridge with him until he was old and mouldy. The fridge door was open, and what he saw was his best friend being dipped into a pan on a medium heat, and a huge blood curling scream as he slowly burned to death in that frying pan. The mushroom looked over as he saw his burned friend stiff and lifeless, and he couldn't stop crying. His friend, the only person who he ever cared about, dead. The pineapple comforted the mushroom, and said "it's okay, I lost my girlfriend the tomato in exactly the same way, it happens to the best of us"
Nowadays, all the mushroom does is toss and turn in his sleep, scared that maybe he will meet the same fate as his friend. Life is uncertain, and fragile for the brave little mushroom who lives in that cold dark fridge.
Then on that one faithful day, a huge giant hand came in and snatched the sausage, and no matter how hard the mushroom tried to grab him, his best friend slipped from his cold mushy fingers. He screamed, and then he screamed, shouting to the mushroom that he didn't want to die, and he wanted to live in the fridge with him until he was old and mouldy. The fridge door was open, and what he saw was his best friend being dipped into a pan on a medium heat, and a huge blood curling scream as he slowly burned to death in that frying pan. The mushroom looked over as he saw his burned friend stiff and lifeless, and he couldn't stop crying. His friend, the only person who he ever cared about, dead. The pineapple comforted the mushroom, and said "it's okay, I lost my girlfriend the tomato in exactly the same way, it happens to the best of us"
Nowadays, all the mushroom does is toss and turn in his sleep, scared that maybe he will meet the same fate as his friend. Life is uncertain, and fragile for the brave little mushroom who lives in that cold dark fridge.
I had this whole thing written out only to realize that in order to get the CS key, it had to be a CS story. well, there was 20 minutes wasted.
Fuck it, please consider my story for the CS GO beta despite the fact that it has nothing to do with CS! Assuming nobody else does one first.
Absurdistein 3D!
Fuck it, please consider my story for the CS GO beta despite the fact that it has nothing to do with CS! Assuming nobody else does one first.
Absurdistein 3D!
Captain Toadstool Blaskowitz successfully infiltrated the Nazi base, narrowly being caught. His mission: ram a Pineapple up the Furher's ass.
He quietly crept up to a nearby barracks and peeked in the window. He saw a pair of soldiers talking. He thought eavesdropping would help him locate his target.
"Ja! Mein Furher is visiting our base in zis evening! How exciting Ja?!" said the first soldier.
"Where iz he sleeping tonight? I vant to steal his socks as souvenir to sell on za Ebay!"
"Oh! He'z in third floor barracks, ja!"
"Vhat is that noise! Ve have intruder!"
In order to avoid raising alarm, Blazkowits jumped through the glass and engaged both soldiers. He reached for his weapon but it was knocked out of his hand. Desperate, he reached for the first thing he could find. Naturally being German, there was a nearby bratwurst which he quickly used to bludgeon the soldiers to death. He quickly caught his breath and proceeded to the third floor of the barracks where the Furher was sleeping. Careful not to be caught, he quickly subdued the guards at his door. Quietly he entered to find a sleeping Hitler, blissfully dreaming of ponies. Blazkowitz crept up, got his pineapple ready, lifted the sheets and rammed the pineapple as hard as he could up his ass.
"ow meinen arsch!" He yelled.
THE END
He quietly crept up to a nearby barracks and peeked in the window. He saw a pair of soldiers talking. He thought eavesdropping would help him locate his target.
"Ja! Mein Furher is visiting our base in zis evening! How exciting Ja?!" said the first soldier.
"Where iz he sleeping tonight? I vant to steal his socks as souvenir to sell on za Ebay!"
"Oh! He'z in third floor barracks, ja!"
"Vhat is that noise! Ve have intruder!"
In order to avoid raising alarm, Blazkowits jumped through the glass and engaged both soldiers. He reached for his weapon but it was knocked out of his hand. Desperate, he reached for the first thing he could find. Naturally being German, there was a nearby bratwurst which he quickly used to bludgeon the soldiers to death. He quickly caught his breath and proceeded to the third floor of the barracks where the Furher was sleeping. Careful not to be caught, he quickly subdued the guards at his door. Quietly he entered to find a sleeping Hitler, blissfully dreaming of ponies. Blazkowitz crept up, got his pineapple ready, lifted the sheets and rammed the pineapple as hard as he could up his ass.
"ow meinen arsch!" He yelled.
THE END
It had been twelve days now, twelve days with neither sun nor water. Fatigue and malnourishment was making it's mark on Pineapple,, his once armored body and vibrant leafs starting to sag and soften. Mushroom had not gone unscathed either. Were they to fail here, so close to the end of their journey, withering before even attempting to stop Sausage? No, thought Mushroom. Stay strong. For Pineapple. If Mushroom were to show signs of weakness now, it would destroy the last of Pineapples resolve. They had to do this. They had to reach the Kitchen Counter, where Sausage had made his lair. They had to end him, honor bound as they were through their previous friendship to the once noble meat that had now gone bad. This was their quest, their duty. Mushroom would see Sausage fall, if it was the last thing he did.
"Come Pineapple, we should get moving. Here, lean on me for a while, almost there old friend."
...now I feel like actually writing an entire short story about this. Also, I feel hungry for pizza with sausage, pineapple and mushrooms.
"Come Pineapple, we should get moving. Here, lean on me for a while, almost there old friend."
...now I feel like actually writing an entire short story about this. Also, I feel hungry for pizza with sausage, pineapple and mushrooms.
I gots myself an extra copy of Freedom Force that I was not doing anything with (since none of my IRL friends wanted it). Do you want it for the giveaway?Sizzle Montyjing said:
That would be freakin' awesome and I would love you forever.BreakfastMan said:
It would also gain you some positive disposition form me if you wanted a game
You are a very kind soul.wintercoat said:
So selfless and always helping others
'Kay, sent. Don't really want anything in return. I am doing this "out of the kindness of my heart" so to speak.Sizzle Montyjing said:That would be freakin' awesome and I would love you forever.BreakfastMan said:
It would also gain you some positive disposition form me if you wanted a game
And because I could not get rid of the bloody thing and it was driving me crazy.
Aren't I just? They should build monuments to my kindness.Sizzle Montyjing said:That would be freakin' awesome and I would love you forever.BreakfastMan said:
It would also gain you some positive disposition form me if you wanted a game
You are a very kind soul.wintercoat said:
So selfless and always helping others
Seems like a fun way to pass a touch of the day, so long as it truly is not trickery most dastardly.
I feel so ashamed though that I could not fit in the Pineapple T-T.
My hats are off to those who donate(d) games for this great undertaking of amateur storytelling using such... Abusable keywords.
I feel so ashamed though that I could not fit in the Pineapple T-T.
My hats are off to those who donate(d) games for this great undertaking of amateur storytelling using such... Abusable keywords.
Really kind of you to do this.
I'll try to make up some kind of story, for the CS...
I used to play that days at a time when I was little.
Anyways don't get your hopes up, I suck at writing : /
I'll try to make up some kind of story, for the CS...
I used to play that days at a time when I was little.
Anyways don't get your hopes up, I suck at writing : /
Single best story I have yet read. Has anyone told you you should be an author? You have a natural talent for writing.TheYellowCellPhone said:
BreakfastMan said:Single best story I have yet read. Has anyone told you you should be an author? You have a natural talent for writing.TheYellowCellPhone said:
I don't mean to brag but *cough* I got an A in English class all through elementary school.
It shows, it really shows. I am glad you are putting your considerable skills to good use. The world is better for it.TheYellowCellPhone said:BreakfastMan said:Single best story I have yet read. Has anyone told you you should be an author? You have a natural talent for writing.TheYellowCellPhone said:
I don't mean to brag but *cough* I got an A in English class all through elementary school.