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Wow, this is very nice of you, and even if I don't win, I had fun writing my (ridiculous) story. I've sent it in, and I have another copy of Trine to donate to the giveaway if you'd like. Also, I figure I'll post my story here if anyone's interested.
It was a cliched and stormy night, and Clifford T. Fist, Mushroom of Action was brooding in his secret hero potato lair. He and his associate, Alexander Josephine, Pineapple of Mediocrity were planning their next move against their arch nemesis, Zachary von Gomery.
"Confound him," muttered Clifford, "he's a devious bugger. I can see no way into his secret evil sausage base. What do you think, Alexander?" "I'm a sidekick!" The pineapple replied joyfully. "Indeed. In any case, we must move against that sack of b-grade meat tonight. It will be a dangerous adventure, but I'm confident we can sneak in through this vent." The valiant mushroom said, gesturing towards a blueprint of a sausage shaped fortress. "From there, we can strike a blow against the vile forces of meat and return victorious to the Republic of Fruit and Vegetable!" "I'm a sidekick!" said Alexander.
Clifford was soon prepared for this dangerous venture, and he and his pineapple associate arrived at the fortress by way of biofuel-powered snow-mobiles. They gazed wordlessly up at the monstrous phallic stronghold towering out of the snow. They then silently slipped into the unguarded vent and climbed towards their objective.
The vent ended in a strange, white-walled room filled with bright, white light. Confused, the two heroes blinked in the sudden glare. Suddenly, they heard an enormous voice from somewhere inside the light.
"I admit, Dr Jones, I was sceptical when you suggested the genetic engineering of plants and fungi for infiltration purposes, but these two experiments have proved me dead wrong. Well done, Doctor, we are going to get such a huge grant for this." "What?!" Shouted Clifford, "Who are you? What is going on?" "Don't you understand, Clifford?" said a second disembodied voice, "There is no great sausage villain. You and your memories were genetically engineered yesterday. You have proved your skill at stealth and infiltration, and now we will use your talents against our humanoid enemies." "What? No! Noooo!" yelled Clifford in anguish. "This can't be true! I'll kill you!" He charged into the light, but met only an unyielding wall.
"Oh dear, he's much too hot-headed. It seems will have to try again. Throw him into the garbage disposal, Dr Smith." An enormous latex-gloved hand reached down to Clifford and snatched him up. The fungoid hero tried valiantly to resist, but it was no use, the enormous limb was simply too strong. "Alex!" He screamed, "Help me!" but the pineapple merely smiled serenely as Clifford was dropped towards a terrifying maw of rotating blades. There was a grinding sound and the ex-mushroom's anguished scream broke off. "Oh well Smith, how about another go?" said one of the voices. "Right behind you." replied the other.
Abraham action, world's stealthiest mango, began plotting his assault on the fortress of his arch nemesis...
It was a cliched and stormy night, and Clifford T. Fist, Mushroom of Action was brooding in his secret hero potato lair. He and his associate, Alexander Josephine, Pineapple of Mediocrity were planning their next move against their arch nemesis, Zachary von Gomery.
"Confound him," muttered Clifford, "he's a devious bugger. I can see no way into his secret evil sausage base. What do you think, Alexander?" "I'm a sidekick!" The pineapple replied joyfully. "Indeed. In any case, we must move against that sack of b-grade meat tonight. It will be a dangerous adventure, but I'm confident we can sneak in through this vent." The valiant mushroom said, gesturing towards a blueprint of a sausage shaped fortress. "From there, we can strike a blow against the vile forces of meat and return victorious to the Republic of Fruit and Vegetable!" "I'm a sidekick!" said Alexander.
Clifford was soon prepared for this dangerous venture, and he and his pineapple associate arrived at the fortress by way of biofuel-powered snow-mobiles. They gazed wordlessly up at the monstrous phallic stronghold towering out of the snow. They then silently slipped into the unguarded vent and climbed towards their objective.
The vent ended in a strange, white-walled room filled with bright, white light. Confused, the two heroes blinked in the sudden glare. Suddenly, they heard an enormous voice from somewhere inside the light.
"I admit, Dr Jones, I was sceptical when you suggested the genetic engineering of plants and fungi for infiltration purposes, but these two experiments have proved me dead wrong. Well done, Doctor, we are going to get such a huge grant for this." "What?!" Shouted Clifford, "Who are you? What is going on?" "Don't you understand, Clifford?" said a second disembodied voice, "There is no great sausage villain. You and your memories were genetically engineered yesterday. You have proved your skill at stealth and infiltration, and now we will use your talents against our humanoid enemies." "What? No! Noooo!" yelled Clifford in anguish. "This can't be true! I'll kill you!" He charged into the light, but met only an unyielding wall.
"Oh dear, he's much too hot-headed. It seems will have to try again. Throw him into the garbage disposal, Dr Smith." An enormous latex-gloved hand reached down to Clifford and snatched him up. The fungoid hero tried valiantly to resist, but it was no use, the enormous limb was simply too strong. "Alex!" He screamed, "Help me!" but the pineapple merely smiled serenely as Clifford was dropped towards a terrifying maw of rotating blades. There was a grinding sound and the ex-mushroom's anguished scream broke off. "Oh well Smith, how about another go?" said one of the voices. "Right behind you." replied the other.
Abraham action, world's stealthiest mango, began plotting his assault on the fortress of his arch nemesis...
Let me write it here, PM later.
"Papa! Papa!" said little Mary Mushroom.
Her father, Robert Sausage, woke up from his nap. "Yes?"
"Tell me about how pizzaland was founded!" Mary said.
"Okay," said Robert. "I went on an epic adventure and killed Lord Pineapple. The end."
Then Robert went back to sleep, inadvertently dooming the world to a fiery death.
"Papa! Papa!" said little Mary Mushroom.
Her father, Robert Sausage, woke up from his nap. "Yes?"
"Tell me about how pizzaland was founded!" Mary said.
"Okay," said Robert. "I went on an epic adventure and killed Lord Pineapple. The end."
Then Robert went back to sleep, inadvertently dooming the world to a fiery death.
I really do hope that I win. I need more games in my steam folder. I hope that my story was good enough for LFD2.
*wakes up*
Uhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooohhhh- *looks at inbox*
But thanks for your support guys... and the 52 inbox messages
Just gift it to me on steam... that usually works
Just gift it to me over steam or something
Uhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooohhhh- *looks at inbox*
But thanks for your support guys... and the 52 inbox messages
That kinds sir would score you bonus points and make you an all-around awesome person.Fitzcaraldo said:
Just gift it to me on steam... that usually works
That would be awesomesauce good sir, and I would love you forever.Nathan Thor said:
Just gift it to me over steam or something
I done wrote a story!
It made no sense, it isn't about an adventure and it took all of ten minutes but still!
It made no sense, it isn't about an adventure and it took all of ten minutes but still!
Alright, I've sent it. Hope you can put it to good use, and kudos again for organising this.Sizzle Montyjing said:*wakes up*
Uhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooohhhh- *looks at inbox*
But thanks for your support guys... and the 52 inbox messages
That kinds sir would score you bonus points and make you an all-around awesome person.Fitzcaraldo said:
Just gift it to me on steam... that usually works
Nope, spent £30 on this bastardRastien said:I call troll/april fools... post was made on the 1rst
It's all legit.
Turns out than on the 1st of April nobody believes a word I say...
Yes funny how something like this made on april 1rst is met with trepidationSizzle Montyjing said:Nope, spent £30 on this bastardRastien said:I call troll/april fools... post was made on the 1rst
It's all legit.
Turns out than on the 1st of April nobody believes a word I say...
Still proof is in the pudding and all that.