Mom said:
In case you are not familiar with "Grand Theft Auto," this is a socially conscious educational game, in which players portray criminals and earn points by stealing cars, killing people and destroying property.
Once again, for the god damn millionth time: Your children are not allowed to play these games. Also, since you somewhat stupidly admitted that you don't have a console, or a gaming pc, we can all safely assume that you haven't played GTA. Which means you're talking "as a mother", ie. "out of your ass".
Mom said:
I was too weird for most of the other kids to play with, so I spent most of my time reading obsessively, which of course only made me more of a dweeb. The difference is, in all that reading, I was actually learning stuff about the world, in a way that kids today never will.
I was also learning to think creatively, spell and build my vocabulary to the point that I was able to get a job as a professional writer, where people pay me to ride on fire engines, go on ride-alongs with cops and insult the makers of video games.
Pet Peeve of mine.. Reading doesn't automaticly make you smart. If you spend a childhood reading Dan Brown, the Twilight-series, and Forgotten Realms books, you're going to be just as dumb and uneducated as you were a childhood ago. Reading some random novel doesn't make you smart.
Also, the shape of her articles look more like my forum posts, than something to be taken seriously. Two or three sentences, enter, enter, and then she rambles on about something entirely different. I'd pay good money to find out who's paying for this kind of shoddyness, assuming it isn't Fox News.
Mom said:
This is a huge dilemma for me, because I always had this fantasy that my house would be the one that all the kids congregated at after school. I would be the "fun mom," the one who made popsicles, the one in the TV commercial with all the kids crowded around the kitchen counter, demanding more of those little pizza nuggets.
Yes. In order to achieve that, kids will actually need to like you. Also, if you're so goddamn smart from you books, why are you so disappointed when your life isn't a FUCKING COMMERCIAL?
Make them stop!