Fuck you, diet.

[Sexy Street]

I would just like to post in this forum the things I would like to say to diet foods, and products. I do not care if you are on a diet but here we go.
Dear Diet Syrup,
FUCK YOU. You make my goddamn waffles taste like butter thats been dipped in water. Who the fuck buys you? You just make the waffle more soggy than regular syrup!
-Love, Sexy Street
Give a letter to the Diet products that you despise.

 

[Sexy Street]

Damn you diet anything but coke.

You taste like piss, and don't work even if I do want to lose weight.

And you're full of Aspartame.

Up yours!

Wow, that covered a lot.

 

[e2density]

I don't know about you but I am underweight...
So I never buy diet anything.

 

[Sexy Street]

I don't know about you but I am underweight...
So I never buy diet anything.

Really? You have never tried any diet stuff? Don't, they're horrible.

 

[e2density]

I don't know about you but I am underweight...
So I never buy diet anything.

Really? You have never tried any diet stuff? Don't, they're horrible.

I tried diet coke once and it tasted bland compared to the wonderful taste of regular Coca-Cola.

 

[Trifixion]

Dear Diet Water,

What...The...Fuck?

Doesn't water have zero calories as it is?

How can you have a DIET version of WATER?

Why do you even EXIST?

Love,
-Me

 

[Neonbob]

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Who the fuck buys you? You just make the waffle more soggy than regular waffles!

*kahem*
Diabetics buy them.
*serious face*

And the only thing I really don't like that I've had was diet chocolate. God, that stuff lacks any kind of fulfillment.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Sexy Street]

Oh, I think I missed one.
Dear diet chips, FUCK YOU TOO!
You taste like cardboard and when I eat you the flavor isn't even there.
-Love Sexy Street

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

I find Diet Coke tastes too sweet and sickly. Much prefer the full fat stuff

 

[Frankydee]

I've been underweight all my life so it's rare that I try diet anything.

does Light beer count?

if so...

Fuck you Bud light! You taste like old dish water!

 

[wooty]

Dear Splenda,
kiss my arse, it takes about 7 teaspoons of you to mimic one sugar which voids the point!
If I wanted my tea to taste like shit, i'd have coffee!

Yours sicerely and respectfully
Wooty

 

[ribonuge]

Dear McDonalds,
Why do you sell salads?
You fucking tyrants.
Yours sincerely,
Continuum

 

[tomtom94]

Can someone explain to me the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero, as the only one I can find is that the latter tastes more of water.
As far as I can tell from reading the labels they're identical!

Anyway: I'm underweight and a vegetarian, I don't eat diet products, generally. However, one complaint I do know: they never fill you up or give you enough energy.

 

[Sexy Street]

I don't know about you but I am underweight...
So I never buy diet anything.

Really? You have never tried any diet stuff? Don't, they're horrible.

I tried diet coke once and it tasted bland compared to the wonderful taste of regular Coca-Cola.

Yup, diet coke does make you kinda want to shoot the maker because of its taste.

 

[Sonicron]

Dear diet product manufacturers,

I'm sure that underneath your moneygrubbing ways (made possible by today's beauty standards) you mean well with what you do, but all the health in the world is meaningless if you can't enjoy it... and one of the things I heartily enjoy is tasty food - notice the 'tasty' bit. Yes, skimming off the fat makes many food items healthier to be sure, but it also makes them taste like cardboard with wallpaper paste gravy, which is rather detrimental to the joys of eating.

So, in conclusion, if you manage to create tofu that looks like steak, smells like steak, tastes like steak and has the consistency of steak, you can count me in as your customer; but until that day, I would ask you kindly to piss off and leave room on grocery store shelves worldwide for tasty food.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Starnerf]

The only diet product I can tolerate is diet Lipton iced tea. And only just. When it comes to anything else, I just can't stand the taste of aspartame and sucralose. Erythritol is alright, though. I use it in hot tea.