Fuck you, diet.

[Spinwhiz]

To those diet foods that say "less than 100 calories per bag" but you end up eating more than usual, thus taking in more calories, just to feel satisfied WHILE it tasted like cardboard, I fart in your general direction.

 

[Snork Maiden]

Damn you diet anything but coke.

You taste like piss, and don't work even if I do want to lose weight.

And you're full of Aspartame.

Up yours!

Totally glad you included the "naything but coke" clause.

I don't know about you but I am underweight...
So I never buy diet anything.

Really? You have never tried any diet stuff? Don't, they're horrible.

I tried diet coke once and it tasted bland compared to the wonderful taste of regular Coca-Cola.

Yup, diet coke does make you kinda want to shoot the maker because of its taste.

Totally upset you think normal coke is nicer! Normal coke tasts of metal and fetid.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

I hate double posting.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Dear Coke Zero.

Watch your back.

Sincerely,

-ICH

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

Diet Pepsi because not only does Pepsi taste like shit, diet Pepsi can make me want to throw the nearest Pepsi executive of a building.

 

[Starnerf]

Also, I don't mind low fat things (I drink skim milk), but don't give me fake sugar. Reducing the fat rarely changes the taste significantly, it just removes some of the flavor. Replacing sugar ALWAYS gives it a new nasty flavor.

And regular Pepsi is awesome.

 

[electric_warrior]

I hate diet stuff too, especially diet coke. That stuff is fucking swill, just awful. If you want diet food, here's a tip; EAT FRUIT!!!

 

[Floppertje]

dear diet coke,
why the hell do you pretend to be healthier than normal coke?
the sugar is just replaced with crap that's even worse for you health.
all coke is bad for you. same goes for junk food. it's called JUNK for a reason.
also, diet coke taste like crap.

 

[Sexy Street]

I don't know if we have anything else, but what about the diet 100 calorie packs? Those taste like fetid shit.

 

[DazZ.]

Dear Milkshakes that make you lose weight by filling you up.

I love you, you actually taste all right and when I can't be arsed to cook anything you let me sit on my arse for longer.
However I'm already skinnier than Bambis leg, so make me fill up quickly, but plump me up a bit whilst you're at it.

Cheers.

 

[ThreeWords]

Dear Diet Water,

What...The...Fuck?

Doesn't water have zero calories as it is?

How can you have a DIET version of WATER?

Why do you even EXIST?

Love,
-Me

Ain't you never heard of dehydrated water??

 

[Gorrister]

Dear Diet Lemonade


You never quench thirst, get out of my house

Hugs and guns
G.

 

[Sexy Street]

Dear Diet Lemonade


You never quench thirst, get out of my house

Hugs and guns
G.

Agreed

 

[Indecizion]

Um light normal/sour cream taste like DICK! i love sour cream on nachos tacos etc but the diet sucks shit, which is a shame coz i actualy am on a diet atm lost 10 kgs lose another 8ish and ill have a 6 pack XD

 

[Hazy]

Dear Diet Mountain Dew,

You made Mountain Dew suck.
Burn in hell.

-Warm regards, Hazy.
[sub]P.S. Are we still on for bowling Thursday night?[/sub]

 

[BonsaiK]

Diet foods don't help you lose weight anyway. There's literally no point to them. Instead of having a diet version of something unhealthy, just eat healthy stuff instead.

 

[darrinwright]

Dear Diet (Skim) Milk:

You taste like water. It seems farmers are just taking water, adding white dye, then selling it for $4 a gallon.

FUCK YOU.

Sincerely,
Me

 

[Starnerf]

Dear Diet (Skim) Milk:

You taste like water. It seems farmers are just taking water, adding white dye, then selling it for $4 a gallon.

FUCK YOU.

Sincerely,
Me

Skim milk is awesome. And cheaper than whole milk. Whole milk is like drinking fat.