Fuck you, diet.

[Jaranja]

I've been underweight all my life so it's rare that I try diet anything.

does Light beer count?

if so...

Fuck you Bud light! You taste like old dish water!

Dear Alcohol-Free Beer,
WHAT THE FRUIT?!

Why do people even buy you? Why don't they just buy coke or lemonade or something?

YOU DON'T EVEN TASTE LIKE BEER!

Lots of love,
Jaranja.

 

[Jaranja]

Dear School Lunches,
......... FUCK YOU!!!
Since when did you start caring about "healthy" lucnches. They aren't healthy, they SUCK CRAP!!

Love,
anybody who gives a damn

I want my turkey twizzlers -.-

 

[literallyanythingelse]

I think that Coke is the only company legally allowed to import coca leaves because they've been doing it so long. They extract the cocaine though so none of it ends up in your delicious caffeine-filled beverage. You do have to wonder what they do with all the left over columbian marching powder though...

...They don't use coca leafs anymore, you know that right?

But when they did...
PARTAY!

BAM WIKIPEDIA
Pemberton called for five ounces of coca leaf per gallon of syrup, a significant dose; in 1891, Candler claimed his formula (altered extensively from Pemberton's original) contained only a tenth of this amount. Coca-Cola did once contain an estimated nine milligrams of cocaine per glass, but in 1903 it was removed.[30] Coca-Cola still contains coca flavoring.

After 1904, instead of using fresh leaves, Coca-Cola started using "spent" leaves ? the leftovers of the cocaine-extraction process with cocaine trace levels left over at a molecular level.[31] To this day, Coca-Cola uses as an ingredient a cocaine-free coca leaf extract prepared at a Stepan Company plant in Maywood, New Jersey.

In the United States, Stepan Company is the only manufacturing plant authorized by the Federal Government to import and process the coca plant,[32] which it obtains mainly from Peru and, to a lesser extent, Bolivia. Besides producing the coca flavoring agent for Coca-Cola, Stepan Company extracts cocaine from the coca leaves, which it sells to Mallinckrodt, a St. Louis, Missouri pharmaceutical manufacturer that is the only company in the United States licensed to purify cocaine for medicinal use.[33] Stepan Company buys about 100 metric tons of dried Peruvian coca leaves each year, according to Marco Castillo, spokesman for Peru's state-owned National Coca Co.[34]

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[RanD00M]

Dear diet chocolate milk.YOU SUCK AND I HATE YOU.

 

[dont_blink]

i always find it amusing that foods use their low amount of calories as a selling point. it's like saying "buy this computer, it only has 256Mbs of ram!"

this pasta salad will give you half the energy that that one does. you could eat half of that pasta salad, but i cost a euro more, and i say LIGHT on my box. buy me instead.

ineffectiveness as a positive just boggles the mind...

 

[duckfi8]

Dear Diet Mountain Dew,

You made Mountain Dew suck.
Burn in hell.

-Warm regards, Hazy.
[sub]P.S. Are we still on for bowling Thursday night?[/sub]

BAHH U BEAT ME TO IT!!!
I would also like to add the shame I have for Diet Mountain Dew how dare you disgrace that such of the drink from the gods themselves! How dare you exist.

Regards, Duckfi8

 

[Arikarin Aririkamei]

Dear Dr. Pepper Zero,
You taste like piss.... moldy three year old piss. 'Zero sugar, same great taste.' Yeah, and i crap rainbow sherbert...

Love

RCP

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Dear baby boomer female populous,
I blame you for all the horrible diet products out there, and the only one worth having is Diet Coke. Just accept the fact that women get fat after having kids and eating unhealthily, which the vast majority of you do. That's why food, drinks, and drugs were made to be marketed toward you, and you should be ashamed.

Sincerely,
Me

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Xpwn3ntial]

Can someone explain to me the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero, as the only one I can find is that the latter tastes more of water.
As far as I can tell from reading the labels they're identical!

Anyway: I'm underweight and a vegetarian, I don't eat diet products, generally. However, one complaint I do know: they never fill you up or give you enough energy.

I think Diet Coke has more of that dangerous stuff in it, while Zero has little to none.
Thus lacking in taste, but way better for your health

But regular coke is still the best
[sub]Mainly because it used to have Coca leafs in it...[/sub]

I think that Coke is the only company legally allowed to import coca leaves because they've been doing it so long. They extract the cocaine though so none of it ends up in your delicious caffeine-filled beverage. You do have to wonder what they do with all the left over columbian marching powder though...

Makes me want to get a job in the factory.

 

[dex-dex]

dear ANYTHING that says diet on the label,

why do you exist? why do people belive that if you get a diet coke with almost five pounds of food, that it is still healthy? why do you suck the fun out of food and beverages?
and you can go suck it!

love me
p.s
just get out of my life.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Dear all diet foods.

*You all suck. You taste like shit. I suffered stomach sicknes from you. And cost me of 1 week of living like a cool person.*

Sincerley BoS.

I can't really say I kid on this subject...

 

[Frizzle]

For all of you out there complaining about the fat in milk.... That's pretty much what milk is. Water and fat. If you take the fat out of something like that, you're left with... well, water.

I've also read that if you're going to cut fat, apparently dairy products are the worst place to start cutting from, as they help with weight loss.

Dear diet anything. You sadden me. If your fatty brother wasn't made of so many chemicals, we wouldn't have any problems!