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AbsoluteVirtue18

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Original text:

"Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead."

...50 translations later we get:

"Mom, is my husband's death. The proposal is dead and only weapon."

...I don't...what?
 

CheesusCrust

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Sep 24, 2009
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Original: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

10 trans: "I wash my face at the same advisory group"

50 trans: "Classified Rinsuadobaizari"

Oh dear. What does that last one even mean?
 
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My name is Lord Thunder of The Dragon Lords. FEAR ME!!!

...10 translations later we get:

My name is Storm Dragon, Lord. I'm afraid!
OK...
War... War never changes...

...10 translations later we get:

Rat ... war never changes ...
Rat? Where the hell?...
"Jingle jangle jongle I don't want to leave the Congo oh no no no no no! "

...10 translations later we get:

"Noise jong song, I do not want to go to the Congo, oh, no, no!
I have no words.
"Cut my life into pieces! This is my last resort!"

...10 translations later we get:

"Cut the pieces of my life! This is the last time!"
Well, I've seen worse...
As I walk down the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain but that's just perfect for a Amish like me you know we shun fancy things like electricity

...10 translations later we get:

When I entered the valley of the grain harvest, to see my wife, I also understand that it is very clear, but the Amish sounds like me, you know, to avoid the fancy things like electricity
I haven't...
 

w-Jinksy

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used a quote from one of my friends responding to allegations of base rape.

"i am the master rapist"

*56 translations later*

"Large Area"

i loled
 

w-Jinksy

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also.

Blood for the blood god

*translatorised*

Proposal

god i hope not when i propose.
 

Valkyrie101

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"Whereabouts is my watermelon? I think I left it in the office."

Translated: "Ticket, I think I could stay in power."
 

spectrenihlus

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Original text

Blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne.

What we get

Skull on the throne in the brain.

also



Original text:

"I have had enough of your snide insinuations."

...50 translations later we get:

"I'm tired and confused, I cried."

lol
 

mitchalin7

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Sep 24, 2010
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i typed in the most random thing i could think of

"i don't think that the breezeblock has a false advertising permit"

...10 translations later we get:

"I do not think, because the false propaganda breezeblock"
 

helldragonX

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Mar 3, 2010
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Nice....

Original text:

"I was a bear, and I got rapped by a tree."

...56 translations later we get:

"This was the fruit of your choice."

Another:

Original text:

"Depressing Grizzly Bear Castle "

...56 translations later we get:

"Memphis, such as depression."
 

Gabanuka

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Oct 1, 2009
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"If I have two apples and I eat one. Then I will have seven apples. yay"

...56 translations later we get:

"Two Islands, one can eat. A new island has lost that


?

"Alas, two plus two is now forty. Thats makes no sense!"

...56 translations later we get:

"In this time, two times. For this reason or not."

o..k


"Your princess is in another castle"

...56 translations later we get:

"Most °øÁÖ"

I'm as WTF are you are.
 

Notsomuch

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Apr 22, 2009
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#1. There is a large white cat on the dresser that is saying my name.

50 translations later. "Great white shark is the largest mine." What?

#2. If the escapist provides some live video from blizz con, I may just die.

50 translations later. "Unique, who died at Blizzard did not survive." That's... Interesting?

#3. For the benefit of Mr. Kite, there will be a show tonight on trampolines.

50 translations later. "Teachers in some grass. Welcome to the program." Welcome indeed.

#4. The fantastic adventures of Teddy Roosevelt are only told in whispers around a campfire.

50 translations later. "Theodore Roosevelt, books of magic adventure camp." I would read that.

#5. I enjoy a spot of Tea and a plate of biscuits while reading of Theodore Roosevelt's Magic Adventure Camp.

50 translations later. "loves cake, but not for reading." That's... What?
 

RifkaMarie

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Jul 22, 2009
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"If you turn your face to the sun, the darkness will fall behind you."

After 50 translations...

"One is hidden behind."