Fun with "Bad Translator".
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Original text:
"Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead."
...50 translations later we get:
"Mom, is my husband's death. The proposal is dead and only weapon."
...I don't...what?
"Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead."
...50 translations later we get:
"Mom, is my husband's death. The proposal is dead and only weapon."
...I don't...what?
Original: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
10 trans: "I wash my face at the same advisory group"
50 trans: "Classified Rinsuadobaizari"
Oh dear. What does that last one even mean?
10 trans: "I wash my face at the same advisory group"
50 trans: "Classified Rinsuadobaizari"
Oh dear. What does that last one even mean?
My name is Lord Thunder of The Dragon Lords. FEAR ME!!!
...10 translations later we get:
My name is Storm Dragon, Lord. I'm afraid!
...10 translations later we get:
My name is Storm Dragon, Lord. I'm afraid!
War... War never changes...
...10 translations later we get:
Rat ... war never changes ...
...10 translations later we get:
Rat ... war never changes ...
"Jingle jangle jongle I don't want to leave the Congo oh no no no no no! "
...10 translations later we get:
"Noise jong song, I do not want to go to the Congo, oh, no, no!
...10 translations later we get:
"Noise jong song, I do not want to go to the Congo, oh, no, no!
"Cut my life into pieces! This is my last resort!"
...10 translations later we get:
"Cut the pieces of my life! This is the last time!"
...10 translations later we get:
"Cut the pieces of my life! This is the last time!"
As I walk down the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain but that's just perfect for a Amish like me you know we shun fancy things like electricity
...10 translations later we get:
When I entered the valley of the grain harvest, to see my wife, I also understand that it is very clear, but the Amish sounds like me, you know, to avoid the fancy things like electricity
...10 translations later we get:
When I entered the valley of the grain harvest, to see my wife, I also understand that it is very clear, but the Amish sounds like me, you know, to avoid the fancy things like electricity
"Whereabouts is my watermelon? I think I left it in the office."
Translated: "Ticket, I think I could stay in power."
Translated: "Ticket, I think I could stay in power."
Original text
Blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne.
What we get
Skull on the throne in the brain.
also
Original text:
"I have had enough of your snide insinuations."
...50 translations later we get:
"I'm tired and confused, I cried."
lol
Blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne.
What we get
Skull on the throne in the brain.
also
Original text:
"I have had enough of your snide insinuations."
...50 translations later we get:
"I'm tired and confused, I cried."
lol
i typed in the most random thing i could think of
"i don't think that the breezeblock has a false advertising permit"
...10 translations later we get:
"I do not think, because the false propaganda breezeblock"
"i don't think that the breezeblock has a false advertising permit"
...10 translations later we get:
"I do not think, because the false propaganda breezeblock"
Nice....
Original text:
"I was a bear, and I got rapped by a tree."
...56 translations later we get:
"This was the fruit of your choice."
Another:
Original text:
"Depressing Grizzly Bear Castle "
...56 translations later we get:
"Memphis, such as depression."
Original text:
"I was a bear, and I got rapped by a tree."
...56 translations later we get:
"This was the fruit of your choice."
Another:
Original text:
"Depressing Grizzly Bear Castle "
...56 translations later we get:
"Memphis, such as depression."
"If I have two apples and I eat one. Then I will have seven apples. yay"
...56 translations later we get:
"Two Islands, one can eat. A new island has lost that
?
"Alas, two plus two is now forty. Thats makes no sense!"
...56 translations later we get:
"In this time, two times. For this reason or not."
o..k
"Your princess is in another castle"
...56 translations later we get:
"Most °øÁÖ"
I'm as WTF are you are.
...56 translations later we get:
"Two Islands, one can eat. A new island has lost that
?
"Alas, two plus two is now forty. Thats makes no sense!"
...56 translations later we get:
"In this time, two times. For this reason or not."
o..k
"Your princess is in another castle"
...56 translations later we get:
"Most °øÁÖ"
I'm as WTF are you are.
#1. There is a large white cat on the dresser that is saying my name.
50 translations later. "Great white shark is the largest mine." What?
#2. If the escapist provides some live video from blizz con, I may just die.
50 translations later. "Unique, who died at Blizzard did not survive." That's... Interesting?
#3. For the benefit of Mr. Kite, there will be a show tonight on trampolines.
50 translations later. "Teachers in some grass. Welcome to the program." Welcome indeed.
#4. The fantastic adventures of Teddy Roosevelt are only told in whispers around a campfire.
50 translations later. "Theodore Roosevelt, books of magic adventure camp." I would read that.
#5. I enjoy a spot of Tea and a plate of biscuits while reading of Theodore Roosevelt's Magic Adventure Camp.
50 translations later. "loves cake, but not for reading." That's... What?
50 translations later. "Great white shark is the largest mine." What?
#2. If the escapist provides some live video from blizz con, I may just die.
50 translations later. "Unique, who died at Blizzard did not survive." That's... Interesting?
#3. For the benefit of Mr. Kite, there will be a show tonight on trampolines.
50 translations later. "Teachers in some grass. Welcome to the program." Welcome indeed.
#4. The fantastic adventures of Teddy Roosevelt are only told in whispers around a campfire.
50 translations later. "Theodore Roosevelt, books of magic adventure camp." I would read that.
#5. I enjoy a spot of Tea and a plate of biscuits while reading of Theodore Roosevelt's Magic Adventure Camp.
50 translations later. "loves cake, but not for reading." That's... What?
"If you turn your face to the sun, the darkness will fall behind you."
After 50 translations...
"One is hidden behind."
After 50 translations...
"One is hidden behind."