Fun With George Lucas! What OTHER movies should Lucas edit!

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Chainsawsuit [chainsawsuit.com] by Kris Staub? posted this comic, and invited others to suggest OTHER movies Lucas should edit in his great style! Heres some of my favorites from the comment section:

John Carpenter's The Thing: CGI'd T-Shirts onto characters that say "MONSTER" and "NOT THE MONSTER"


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nobody referred to edward norton by name in fight club, so now his name is Dave Roopis
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Fixed massive production oversight, added in 6 foot tall rabbit. How did they notice this character was missing?
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american graffiti - characters digitally replaced by ewoks
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Batman and Batman Returns: added nipples to the batsuit, to ensure nipple continuity.
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The hero in Clockwork Orange was sort of an unsavory character, what if he needed to be cured from an obsession for "Sax" (music) and "ultra-vegetables"? That way even young children can enjoy the film and feel unreservedly good about the ending.
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The Usual Suspects is too ambigious, added in extra scene where Kyser Soze dramaticly reveals his identity and his master plan to the police.
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In Pulp Fiction, Vincent shoots Marvin only after Marvin shoots first.
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Saving Private Ryan: The brothers stay home.


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The Big Lebowski - The henchmen realize their mistake and apologize. The big Lebowski takes responsibility and has a new rug sent over to The Dude along with the next few months rent, a new car, and a lifetime supply of white russians. The Dude, Walter, and Donny go bowling for the next two hours of the film and become league champions despite their underdog status.

Actually I bet the dialog would carry this and I would still enjoy it.

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Dagon:

Mermaid tales are much prettier. Everybody gets one at the end!

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Hellraiser:

Edit out that scary guy with the nails in his head at the end.

Instead, some sort of jive talking angel...


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Clue: There is only one ending now. Deal with it.

Plus, a paperclip pops up "it looks like youre trying to solve a mystery!"
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There was a camera crew in his room filming him as he said "rosebud"
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Blade Runner

"Hey look, im bleeding! Guess I am human! Oh, you are human too! Good! Lets go!"

Deadman:

Depp getting shot is edited to the end, giving it a Shalayman-like twist ending!

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EVERYBODY SUGGEST THEIR OWN! ALL MOVIES WILL BE MUCH BETTER THIS WAY!

 

[Anodos]

In Enemy at the Gates, everybody is just talking to eachother on walkie talkies.

 

[Queen Michael]

The Seventh Seal. You know, the Bergman movie. What changes would I make?
One word: Batman.

 

[SwimmingRock]

The Seventh Seal. You know, the Bergman movie. What changes would I make?
One word: Batman.

I don't think you're doing it right. It's supposed to be a lame addition; not awesome.

OT:
Memento: Movie goes chronologically to make more sense.
The Expendables: everybody just points walky talkies at each other and talks out their problems.

Kind of obvious, I'll admit.

 

[Reaper195]

More butthurt fans crying out because they think he ruined their movie.
His movie, his changes. Cry some more.

I like how people are raging about how he ruined the entire series by changing a total of seven seconds of audio. Fuck forbid that somehow changes the rest of the two hours of movies.....

As for those that don't like the prequel trilogy...don't buy it? Is it really that hard to do?

 

[Evidencebased]

In Shaun of the Dead everyone should live, because it was sad.

Turn all the Japanese references in Akira into American references, because that was confusing.

Merry and Pippin needed more hilarious pop-culture jokes in LotR.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Brazil: Sam Lowry gets away.

Titanic: The Iceberg goes "Noooooooooooooooooo" and then dives out of the way of the ship.

Pulp Fiction: There is now a sign saying "Dead Ni**er Storage" outside.

Se7en: Surprise! It's Somerset's retirement present.

Sixth Sense: Bruce Willis isn't a ghost.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: The Thugee swings his sword first, but Indy dodges.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

More butthurt fans crying out because they think he ruined their movie.
His movie, his changes. Cry some more.

Aside from some fans taking things too far can you honestly say that any of the changes aside from audio clean up have really added what he said they did or truly enhanced the movies?

Lord of The Rings after Frodo throws the ring into the lava and Golum jumps in he edits in the troll face with Frodo standing over the edge.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Decard's Revolver thing is replaced with a walkie talkie.

You know he'd do it.

 

[Shivarage]

Capitalism, A Love Story

Capitalism is goooood!

 

[Sumrex]

Batman the Dark Knight: batman spews "clever" catchphrases while fighting the Joker

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Brazil: Sam Lowry gets away.

Titanic: The Iceberg goes "Noooooooooooooooooo" and then dives out of the way of the ship.

Pulp Fiction: There is now a sign saying "Dead Ni**er Storage" outside.

Se7en: Surprise! It's Somerset's retirement present.

Sixth Sense: Bruce Willis isn't a ghost.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: The Thugee swings his sword first, but Indy dodges.

Except some dumb fuck decided that Sam escaping would make for a better ending. Thank god for director's cuts.

 

[ExileNZ]

300: Leonidas joins the Persians and the Greek army capitulates, thus avoiding the need for any unsavory conflict.

Green Lantern: Parallax comes back after aeons to say he's been reflecting on his mistake and he's sorry.

Sucker Punch: The girl's father realises he's being a dick and stops before anyone gets shot.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

More butthurt fans crying out because they think he ruined their movie.
His movie, his changes. Cry some more.

More people blindly buying products with minor changes because they think it makes the movies better.

Cry some more.

And before you start some bullshit argument that I am labeling you unfairly, go back and read what you posted first. Irony eh?

 

[baconbaby299]

In Life of Brian, Brian escapes and starts a plan to take down the Romans once and for all spanning another 2 movies.

Then in Holy Grail no-one dies in the fight with the rabbit because it was scary.

Oh, and in Hot Fuzz the fight scene lasts 4 times as long with 5 times the CGI explosions.

 

[SeriousIssues]

Wanted:
All characters relocated digitally to be facing each other in shootouts; bullet curving deleted to ensure realisticness.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Citizen Kane: CGI'd the sled into every scene so that viewers would know what the point of it all was.

Twelve Angry Men: Out of date; rewrote and reshot. Watch for Ten Reasonably Upset But Understanding Men And Two Level-Headed And Wise Women, Christmas 2012.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: Keanu Reeves' acting was too far removed from his later masterpieces. CGI and audio editing have changed Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted "Theodore" Logan into respectful, straight-A students on Adderall. Also, CGI'd someone else into the role of Rufus.

Heat: Replaced all the guns in the big shoot-out scene with walkie-talkies. (Yeah, that's Spielberg's bit, but since when was Lucas picky?)

 

[Soviet Heavy]

More butthurt fans crying out because they think he ruined their movie.
His movie, his changes. Cry some more.

More people blindly buying products with minor changes because they think it makes the movies better.

Cry some more.

And before you start some bullshit argument that I am labeling you unfairly, go back and read what you posted first. Irony eh?

I already own all the movies. Why would I buy them again?

See what I said. You made a blanket statement about people getting "butthurt" over the changes to the film, not accounting for any of the millions of variations of personal choice, so I made a counter argument to your blanket statement with a broad generalization of my own, hence the irony.