Fun With George Lucas! What OTHER movies should Lucas edit!

[ckam]

Liam Neeson yells in frustration as the train in Batman Begins derails.

 

[robotam]

The Lord of the Rings: Gollum is replaced with Bink-Bink a large eyed, long tongued, lovable idiot. Who shouts nooooooo at the end when he safetly removes Frodo's ring and throws it into Mt Bad (Doom's a little too scary).

Inglorious basterds: Is now called "Glorious Men: The Midichlorian Chronicles.

The Godfather : Michael goes pod racing.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

More butthurt fans crying out because they think he ruined their movie.
His movie, his changes. Cry some more.

On that note I'd like to remind all those butthurt fans that if they don't like all the changes Lucus is making, DON'T BUY THE FUCKING BLUE-RAYS!!!
If enough people don't buy them then it'll certainly deal a harsher blow to Lucus then your whining ever will.

 

[lovestomooch]

In Life of Brian, Brian escapes and starts a plan to take down the Romans once and for all spanning another 2 movies.

Then in Holy Grail no-one dies in the fight with the rabbit because it was scary.

Oh, and in Hot Fuzz the fight scene lasts 4 times as long with 5 times the CGI explosions.

Why wait 2 movies? Brian takes on the Roman Army Matrix style dodging bullet time spears and chopping everyone off their crucifixes BEFORE they sing the song (george didnt get it as crucifixes are painful). Cue massive explosion and Palin dying ala the bad dudes in Raiders of the lost Ark.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Except some dumb fuck decided that Sam escaping would make for a better ending. Thank god for director's cuts.

Dear god...they actually did that? Do they not understand the entire point of the film?

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Except some dumb fuck decided that Sam escaping would make for a better ending. Thank god for director's cuts.

Dear god...they actually did that? Do they not understand the entire point of the film?

Your'e English right? In North America, there was an altered cut released that ended the film with Sam escaping, cutting it off right before Jack and the Chairman burst into his fantasy. It also cut almost all the dream sequences out and pretty much stripped down the whole film.

They felt that the culmination of the dystopia presented wouldn't make for a happy ending. Because the rest of the film is so cheerful right?

 

[Silenttalker22]

Titanic: The Iceberg goes "Noooooooooooooooooo" and then dives out of the way of the ship.

This made me seriously laugh lol.

And btw, this isn't a butthurt topic. If you(not you root) weren't so butthurt over everyone stating the obvious, you'd see that it's entirely about picking on George's tragically funny habit.

 

[Stilkon]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Jim Carrey's character manages to keep all his memories of Clementine after fighting an army of mental clones of Elijah Wood's character.

EDIT: Also, I think this is pertinent:

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

They felt that the culmination of the dystopia presented wouldn't make for a happy ending. Because the rest of the film is so cheerful right?

But why...

Why would they?

(rhetorical of course)

...

...

[sub]Why?[/sub]

 

[MurderousToaster]

George Lucas adds a laugh track to the 1996 unabridged film version of Hamlet.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Pulp Fiction: Vincent exercises correct gun safety when speaking to Marvin... Thereby ruining one of the best scenes in the history of film...

 

[Queen Michael]

Brazil: Sam Lowry gets away.

Sad thing is, this was how the movie company wanted to make the movie. Gilliam fought hard to keep it like it is.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

They felt that the culmination of the dystopia presented wouldn't make for a happy ending. Because the rest of the film is so cheerful right?

But why...

Why would they?

(rhetorical of course)

...

...

[sub]Why?[/sub]

Because Terry Gilliam is a cursed filmmaker.

 

[Anodos]

More butthurt fans crying out because they think he ruined their movie.
His movie, his changes. Cry some more.

I like how people are raging about how he ruined the entire series by changing a total of seven seconds of audio. Fuck forbid that somehow changes the rest of the two hours of movies.....

As for those that don't like the prequel trilogy...don't buy it? Is it really that hard to do?

When did i say i was butthurt? Take YOUR butthurt somewhere else.

This Thread: The Movie
Re-edited so it appears these guys dont make comments!

 

[Anodos]

Another one from the comments:

Bruce Willis is transparent and wears chains, and goes "woooOOOoo im a ghost!"
original edit was too confusing for some.

 

[Mr. 47]

Just about every scene where a "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" would fit.

*Gandalf falls off the bridge* Frodo: NOOOOOOOOOOO

*Boromir is pin cushioned* Strider (not a clue how to spell his name): NOOOOOOOOOOO

*Trinity is impaled* Neo (in his usual robot-actor voice): NOOOOOOOOOOO

*Tom Robbinson is killed* Atticus: NOOOOOOOOOOO

*Whistler suicide-bombs himself* Blade: NOOOOOOOOOOO [Christ this is a bad example]

I can do this all day.

 

[General Vengeance]

George Lucas reedits The Wizard of Oz, removes all musical scenes.