Fun with stereotypes
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I'm from a culturally and historically insignificant shithole, with a history of getting spitroasted by Sweden and Russia. I'm a depressed, overweight mass of emotionally dead and socially inept garbage, who likely has a gun, and a death wish.
When life gets me down, I down a bottle of Vodka, and start making my way towards Estonia, which I consider to be like Disneyland, but with prostitutes. I don't have a clue about responsible drinking, because the prohibition made alcohol a "forbidden fruit", and now I down senseless amounts of cheap lager and bad vodka.
However, I somehow love my country, even though the people are assholes, the weather is horrible, the politicians are full of shit, the food is abhorrent, the drink tastes like piss, salaries are low, the language is awkward, and fine arts are non-existent, apart from metal.
Where am I from?
When life gets me down, I down a bottle of Vodka, and start making my way towards Estonia, which I consider to be like Disneyland, but with prostitutes. I don't have a clue about responsible drinking, because the prohibition made alcohol a "forbidden fruit", and now I down senseless amounts of cheap lager and bad vodka.
However, I somehow love my country, even though the people are assholes, the weather is horrible, the politicians are full of shit, the food is abhorrent, the drink tastes like piss, salaries are low, the language is awkward, and fine arts are non-existent, apart from metal.
Where am I from?
Because the almighty Gods do not want fat chicks. Imagine Valhalla being full of fat chicks. The Gods would punish us!hyperhammy said:
PUNISH US, THEY WOULD! *English weirdo eye*
I used to know someone who lives in Greece who found it strange that I drink hot tea. So I'd start from there and go into other facets of the English stereotype. On the subject of sports, I'd earned the in-group nickname "The mythical creature" as an Englishman who was consistently good at something competitive.
I'm english and I have a slightly posh accent.
I'm also patriotic
[sub] my bedcover are the british flag [sub]
i couldn't find one of the queen [/sub] [/sub]
I'm also patriotic
[sub] my bedcover are the british flag [sub]
i couldn't find one of the queen [/sub] [/sub]
I have a friend of Arabic descent... non Muslim though. And I call him "Shoebomb."
Shoebomb Shahid to be precise. That's what it says in my cell phone's Contact List for him.
Shoebomb Shahid to be precise. That's what it says in my cell phone's Contact List for him.
I'm Italian, so we get some fun stereotypes about us, but I even play around with the negative ones when I'm joking with my friends.
I'm a Russian, which means I'm always either drunk or very drunk. I'm also a communist, and um, something about bears. (Do we hunt bears? Do we ride them, like the Bear Cavalry? Do we eat bears? Do we live in fear of them? Do we watch them perform in the circus on unicycles? What's the deal!?)
