Funniest/Coolest thing an enemy has shouted at you in a game.

[JackyG]

You've been there; behind a chest high wall with a bunch of enemies shouting the various ways they're going to kill you. (or if you've played a tom Clancy game in the last five years you've heard the same voice actor re-used over and over again; shouting at you)

What are the most memorable things enemies have shouted at you in the past?

This was sparked by replaying The Darkness, one of the mafia guys shouted:

"SHOW ME YOUR FACE SO I CAN SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!"

 

[Melon Hunter]

Enemy mercs in Mass Effect who shout "ENEMIES ARE EVERYWHERE!" every 5 seconds, sometimes synchronised with each other. It made a lot of battles rather surreal.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"I'VE RETURNED, A SECOND CHANCE TO CARVE YOUR SKULLS!!"

- Ingvar the Plunderer, World of Warcraft

 

[I.Muir]

Well oblivion takes the cake for synchronized alarmed screaming but the immersion of that game, no matter how much I mod it, will always be broken. "Help Murder"

One of the best moments was a bad ass moment where an enemy started swearing when I missed his head with something as he dived behind a table but as it turns out this was a fluke and the AI was still pretty stupid.

Also the synchronized semi broken English of Stalker clear sky was amusing as all the enemies yelled at the same time "You like fruit? Well here's a pineapple for you!" and 15 grenades would land at your feet.

All opinions in this post have likely been expressed before by somebody else and then intentionally or unintentionally shamelessly stolen. This is the internet, Deal with it!

 

[ThaBenMan]

I remember being blown away while playing the original Half-Life. I threw a grenade down at a marine that was a floor below me. It landed near his feet and he just looks down at it and says "Oh, shit..." before being blown to bits. I thought it was amazing at the time.

 

[Rems]

Though not strictly an enemy i always liked one of the crowd in STALKER who during the cage fight esq matches you can do frequently shouts 'Shoot him in the face' in a thick Russian accent.

 

[FreakSheet]

The tree's in Magicka shout "Shrubbery!" and "Ni!"

Almost made me feel bad for burning them...

 

[bootz]

I loved putricide in wow
Aggro:
Good news, everyone! I think I perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!
Airlock:
You can't come in here all dirty like that! You need that nasty flesh scrubbed off first!
Phase Change on Heroic Difficulty:
Two oozes, one room! So many delightful possibilities...
Transform:
Hmm. I don't feel a thing. Whaa...? Where'd those come from?
Tastes like... Cherry! Oh! Excuse me!
Killing a player:
Hmm... Interesting...
That was unexpected!
Berserk:
Great news, everyone!
Death:
Bad news, everyone! I don't think I'm going to make it.

 

[efAston]

I liked some of the callouts in Velvet Assassin, although I have a feeling that Nazis actually used slightly stronger terms than "Schweinhund" in the day.

I think my favourite though were the guys in Crysis yelling out "Cover me, I'm reloading!" which always prompted me to come up and take some unreturned shots, they even said it alone. It makes me wonder if people in real military battles say it.

 

[phats_cocks_strangla]

I cant really remember anything random grunt NPCs say, atleast not off the top of my head. All though the introduction for 9-toes in borderlands was funny as piss. 9-TOES!( He also has 3 balls!)

 

[Riddle78]

Red Faction 2 had a fun one. "I'm gonna eat mac and cheese at your funeral!" That made me "Wat?" more than a few times.

Also,Commander Gauge,the ONLY good quality of the otherwise horrendous Supreme Commander 2,had this beautiful speil...

"I've performed a thousand atrocities as willing as one would kill a fly. But nothing pains me more than the fact that I can't perform ten thousand more........Toodles!" Really,Gauge is full of these. Shame it only really shows during pre-scripted events.

 

[ArbiterX13]

FEAR 2
"The ass! He's behind the ass, everyone!"
Gets me every time.

 

[Blemontea]

"I fought mudcrabs harder than you!" - oblivion. This is the guy who just witnessed the countless murders and deaths of his fellow soldiers. BY MY HANDS OF DESTRUCTION AND FIRE, and your still have the balls to try and mock me. now keep swinging im about to reach level 21 on my block skill... and get your shine box!

Capthca:
not arlyston

NO CAPTHCA THIS! IS! ARLYSTON!

 

[cheese_wizington]

"Retribution!" Fallout: New Vegas Legionaries

"YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?!" Any F3/FNV enemy NPC ever.

 

[random_bars]

"I cannot wait to mutilate their corpses!" - a Skull Raker in Brutal Legend

 

[Nouw]

"OOMIES!" Orks in Dawn of War are hilarious.

 

[Sacman]

Truly astounding...<.<

 

[CplDustov]

Get her... Perfect Dark ... on the level where you're Mr. Blond