What I was going to say. No one else seems to have the ability to do anything.GreyWolf257 said:
Funniest Game Cliche
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Imported from Mexico. My favourite cliché is how there is no Mr Man with a name beginning with the letter A. Off topic, but a cliché at that. And the mountain spoke.Cpt_Oblivious said:
Yes. This exactly. Why am I, tactical master, one-man-warmachine, king of the world and savior of the universe, the one who has to tell that ginger woman to get an abortion.Cajt said:
The glory of Mass Effect was only used for example. But take COJ:BiB. Why am i the guy on the minigun? THere are three people behind me who could do it whilst i bogoff and set the charges under the bridge.
If I have a sword I am almost entirely immune to bullets ... except in cutscenes, then they F*** my shit up.
The fact that everyone and everything (almost) has either amazingly strong or amazingly weak skin/armor. You can shoot an unarmored civilian in the foot in some games, and they will die instantly. Or, you can shoot a krogan in the eyes repeatedly and it will still run over and melee you without any problem.
The part where I can barge in people's houses without permission and they treat it as if it's completely normal may be eligible. There's also the chosen one deal... There's practically warriors with years of experience dealing with this shit, why did the supernatural forces pick the flimsy rural teenager to save the world from an evil empire?
"hi kids, it's me, the Lich King. Even though I can kill you now by as much as breaking wind, I'm gonna let you live so you can grow all powerful and come kill me for some loot you'll neglect in about a year."
Pretty much that one, with the boss respawns on a close second.
"Congratulations, you saved the mages and killed the evil blue dragon leader, now do it again next week."
Pretty much that one, with the boss respawns on a close second.
"Congratulations, you saved the mages and killed the evil blue dragon leader, now do it again next week."
IT's funny how on cutscenes you and your allies can do fun and crazy things, like on ME2 where
Thane drops from the ceiling, snaps the neck of a guard, steal the big main boss thing pistol , shoot the second guard then shoot the big badass boss but ingame he's as dumb as a lightpost
the escort mission thing where you escort a scrawny scientist to a door to unlock it for you.
i have made it this far, and have gone through several hundred doors myself, either by hacking the control pannel or destroying them. why did they make this one door in particular so hard to hack/nuke proof? and why are there doors after this one i can hack/destroy? i made it through that one, what made them think i can't through these?
i have made it this far, and have gone through several hundred doors myself, either by hacking the control pannel or destroying them. why did they make this one door in particular so hard to hack/nuke proof? and why are there doors after this one i can hack/destroy? i made it through that one, what made them think i can't through these?
That I have enough magical firepower to blast my way through dragons and greater demons, yet certain doors still need a VERY specific key to get through.
OR
I've cut my way through the bones and armor of hundreds of enemies, yet I need a rogue to pick the lock on a chest.
I mean, you get used to it, but still, it's laughable.
OR
I've cut my way through the bones and armor of hundreds of enemies, yet I need a rogue to pick the lock on a chest.
I mean, you get used to it, but still, it's laughable.
In gameplay, your teammates can survive massive amounts of bullet wounds, 3rd degree burns, sharp and pointy objects being jabbed at them every five seconds and explosive devices detonating at their feet, but the minute a cutscene starts, their supernatural invincibility goes away and a single bullet will render them dead.
*clank clank* "Did I hear something just now?" *clank clank* "Nah, must've been the wind." *clank clank* "Yeah, that's definitely the sound that wind makes".