Funniest Game Cliche
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No matter how many are on my team, every twat and his vindictive mum comes at you.
Actually...that's not funny...
Actually...that's not funny...
Ok this is definite annoyance. You are using your vastly superior skills to kill the enormous boss bad guy in the middle of the room and thinking that your NPC team mates can take care of the shitty cannon fodder who take 1 hit to kill....oh no they didn't!
Hi, I'm a giant-super-mega-destructo-armor-dragon-monster. I only have a single weak point, but don't worry, it glows so you can spot it.
And if you DO manage to hit it then I certainly won't change my tactics to counter this threat, nope, I think I'll just do the same thing again another 5-6 times. WHY? because shut-up! that's why!
And if you DO manage to hit it then I certainly won't change my tactics to counter this threat, nope, I think I'll just do the same thing again another 5-6 times. WHY? because shut-up! that's why!
when your in almost pitch black darkness about 2 football feilds away and without any sign if its the opposing teams focres the Ai open fire. actually, that really pisses me off.
on another note ghost recon kinda sucks. just putt'n that out there.
on another note ghost recon kinda sucks. just putt'n that out there.
O HAI, are you the saviour of the world? the most powerful bad-ass killing machine ever to exist? Well, I'm a stereotypical 'empowered' woman so I think I'll just talk to you as if you were a school child who didn't do all of his homework on time. OK? Thanks, now do what I say you idiot.
Or the more recent development in MW2. Where knives are more effective in short range combat than Machine Guns?! I'm sorry, but you know all that padded stuff that those guys wear? that's stab-proof material. If it's designed to stop bullets you can be damn sure it'll stop a quick slash from a small combat knife...
Or the more recent development in MW2. Where knives are more effective in short range combat than Machine Guns?! I'm sorry, but you know all that padded stuff that those guys wear? that's stab-proof material. If it's designed to stop bullets you can be damn sure it'll stop a quick slash from a small combat knife...
"Oh hello, random stranger. I've never seen you before in my life. Want to risk your life to help me clean out my cellar of the undead? I'll give you three years of my yearly income as a poor farmer in this remote village."
Wait, did you just accuse Modern Warfare 2 of being racist propaganda?Eggsnham said:
Oh, you're adorable.
"We'll guared this enterance Pvt, you go inside and flip the switch, it should be safe."
It's not.
It's not.
Get to this door....Door is locked or floor gives out. Now you must find key/new path which is gaurded by hard puzzles, or a big scary boss
The other thing that makes no sense is that you still have to pay for supplies despite the people knowing you are the chosen one and are the only hope for humanity/elves/dwarves/generic humanoid race.mezmerizer02 said:
I love how you can save the known universe, kill thousands of people, make yourself the definition of bad-ass yet people still ask you to find their lost cat or talk to you like shit with their retarded quests to kill small fry.
Alternatively, you are some near deity in power yet somehow during the close of one adventure(Game) and the next you forget to exercise and become a weak skinny runt again or forget the fundamentals of walking and talking, which needs a peon to explain to you again.
Alternatively, you are some near deity in power yet somehow during the close of one adventure(Game) and the next you forget to exercise and become a weak skinny runt again or forget the fundamentals of walking and talking, which needs a peon to explain to you again.
"Even though you are a civilian that has no experience with firearms, you should understand how to operate this Assault Rifle so that it has NO recoil. You probably also understand how that Foreign and/or Alien Technology works, even though our governments top scientist would have to spend at least a week to properly figure it out.
Good luck saving the planet, even though you don't need it because your the games protagonist. Now if you'll excuse me, since I'm a member of the military, I have to go suck and die because I'm not you."
-Every Trained Soldier In Just About Every FPS
Good luck saving the planet, even though you don't need it because your the games protagonist. Now if you'll excuse me, since I'm a member of the military, I have to go suck and die because I'm not you."
-Every Trained Soldier In Just About Every FPS