Funniest Game Cliche

[dreadedcandiru99]

"Marine, the Earth is under attack by bloodthirsty man-eating aliens, and the survival of the human race depends on you. Take this pistol and these two clips of ammo and go save the day by yourself while we hide under the bed."

 

[InsertWittyName]

IT's funny how on cutscenes you and your allies can do fun and crazy things, like on ME2 where

Spoiler: spoiler i think

Thane drops from the ceiling, snaps the neck of a guard, steal the big main boss thing pistol , shoot the second guard then shoot the big badass boss but ingame he's as dumb as a lightpost

Is that his recruit mission or his loyalty mission? I skipped the recruit end because I wanted that asari to STFU and it skipped to far ahead and thane appeared out of nowhere.

 

[SuperGordon]

Law enforcement in an open world game:

"Sarge, remember that mass murderer we were looking for? There he is!"
"Doesn't matter. We cancelled the alarm 3 seconds ago."

 

[Sixties Spidey]

This about says it:
<img src=http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/038/426/original/SGT-FOLEY-RAMIREZ-DO-EVERYTHING.jpg>
It always seems that all of my other teammates are completely incompetent, seeing as I have to do everything myself.

God Foley's voice just got on my nerves throughout the campaign.

Foley: RAMIEREZ RAMIREZ RAMIREZ!

Ramirez: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

The fact that whenever you're the last of something, you're suddenly the most powerful in existence.

"Hmmm... Well, a handful of assassins have been all it's taken to kill all those other Jedi... I'm sure this one's no different... What? He just killed all my assassins? Send Dark Jedi!!! What!?! He killed them too!?! Fuck!!! What do I have to... WHAT THE HELL!?! HE'S ON THE SHIP!?! SOMEBODY KILL HIM FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! OH MY GOD!!! HE'S BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!"

Also, how the more you act like a complete douche to a woman (as long as it's through sarcastic comments, not physical violence) the faster she'll fall in love with you...

 

[blankedboy]

Every FPS ever:

A slash or stab from a knife is more powerful and deadly than multiple gunshots.

Win.

Although some of them are fun...

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[DRTJR]

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[Slavik_91]

IT's funny how on cutscenes you and your allies can do fun and crazy things, like on ME2 where

Spoiler: spoiler i think

Thane drops from the ceiling, snaps the neck of a guard, steal the big main boss thing pistol , shoot the second guard then shoot the big badass boss but ingame he's as dumb as a lightpost

Is that his recruit mission or his loyalty mission? I skipped the recruit end because I wanted that asari to STFU and it skipped to far ahead and thane appeared out of nowhere.

recruit

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

That any girl with the main character will become a romantic interest and then be killed at a later point.

This one, or that they have to have a bond somehow.

I NEVER TYPED THAT ONE! How did that happen?

 

[jowo96]

Regardless of how dangerous the villains know your character is every game they will send in the weakest soldiers in very managable chunks first.

No matter how much progress you made in a previous game your character will still start with really weak weaponry.

Explosions only damage specific buildings at specific times.

Bullets in cutscenes always hurt more.

 

[Evil the White]

That you can't kill kids...I just find it funny how so no games let you kill kids.

Sure, you can kill DEMONIC kids. But you can't walk up to Lil' Johnny and pump him full of lead.

Look at the Deus Ex games. Invisible War had a whole school full of kids for you to kill.

Why is it that only PC games seem to get the child killin' fun?

Because we are just awesome.

Can you rephrase that in a way that makes you sound like less of a douchebag?

Anyways, I'll check out Dues Ex on Steam. If my shitty PC can run it. It can run Oblivion on Low, with an okay draw distance (have to turn off "Distant Land".)

Because these games were released over seven years ago, so there was a lot more freedom on child slaughter.

If you can run Oblivion, then the original should run fine, and most likely Invisible War too.

 

[Who Dares Wins]

Law enforcement in an open world game:

"Sarge, remember that mass murderer we were looking for? There he is!"
"Doesn't matter. We cancelled the alarm 3 seconds ago."

Win.

OT: "You have served me well and did everything I asked you without hesitation, now I'm gonna kill you your sorry ass, if you don GTFO in 0.2 nanoseconds."

All your bosses somehow manage to call you a traitor somehow (Fallout), but some do it with no apparent reason (MW 2)

 

[DeaPGalaxy]

In games where if you fall into water you're dead, okay fair enough... But what about when there's water levels you can swim fine? Ha?

 

[twaddle]

when you play a rpg and you can take meteor falling from the guy or a giant laser, or for end game or major bosses the boss will fire a galaxy/universe sized cinematic attack any you will live only to be killed later on by a stray bullet/disease/ natural disaster

 

[Sephychu]

The invisible walls. Grr...

Also, the irritating presence of guns in games. Not always necessary.

 

[BENZOOKA]

The usual ineffectiveness of guns, especially pistols. And a lot of what has already been mentioned here.

 

[RazerSauber]

"Go kill the guys throwing bread at my ducks"
"Alright"


"Killed those duck feeding bastards yet?"
"Nope, go and die in a hole"


"Killed those duck feeding bastards yet?"
"*Sigh* Fuck off. I want to buy a sword, not help you. The fucking guards in this city are for that! Besides, how can I kill if you wont let me ask you about buying the shit infront of me I could steal right fucking now?!"

 

[Jamface]

This about says it:
<img src=http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/038/426/original/SGT-FOLEY-RAMIREZ-DO-EVERYTHING.jpg>
It always seems that all of my other teammates are completely incompetent, seeing as I have to do everything myself.

They know your the special one because you are the only one with a camera implanted in his forehead, and has the ability to survive a million bullets.

And you are also the ballsiest one, regularly running into trenches or enemy hideouts with a knife/fist and killing them all one by one.