Funniest Joke Of All Time

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[mad_mick]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

I'm glad I can't understand German or I would be dead by now.

I LOVE this one: What is brown and sounds like a bell?

Spoiler

DUNG!

Thank you, Monty Python!

Im sorry, but is this the right room for an argument??

 

[Major_Sam]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

I'm glad I can't understand German or I would be dead by now.

I LOVE this one: What is brown and sounds like a bell?

Spoiler

DUNG!

Thank you, Monty Python!

Im sorry, but is this the right room for an argument??

I told you once. (Absolute geniuses!)

 

[Hitman 43]

A fairy godmother offered me a long memory or a long dick

I've forgotten what I chose

(it was on Michael Mcintires comedy roadshow last night)

Yeah he's a great comedian.

 

[sky14kemea]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

I'm glad I can't understand German or I would be dead by now.

---- is the ------ -- and --------? yes!
------- the ---- the ------- ------!

thats all i can do XD im so rubbish at german

 

[oldMcDouche]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

what should that mean?

 

[oldMcDouche]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

I'm glad I can't understand German or I would be dead by now.

---- is the ------ -- and --------? yes!
------- the ---- the ------- ------!

thats all i can do XD im so rubbish at german

no youre not. the other words dont really exist xD

 

[razer17]

What did Batman say to Robin, just before they got in the Batmobile?

You and I have a really weird, quasi-pedophilic relationship?

thats a disgusting joke to make, just intolerable.
it's paedophile, not pedophile.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

I'm glad I can't understand German or I would be dead by now.

When is the ------ -- and --------? yes!
{some type of dog?} the other the ------- ------!

thats all i can do XD im so rubbish at german

I added what I know...

 

[razer17]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

I'm glad I can't understand German or I would be dead by now.

---- is the ------ -- and --------? yes!
------- the ---- the ------- ------!

thats all i can do XD im so rubbish at german

that's about all i got, and i speak german pretty well.

 

[Daveman]

The Aristocrats

God damn. I wanted to say that so much.

 

[sky14kemea]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

I'm glad I can't understand German or I would be dead by now.

---- is the ------ -- and --------? yes!
------- the ---- the ------- ------!

thats all i can do XD im so rubbish at german

no youre not. the other words dont really exist xD

yeah ive been told that XD but i plan to crack it! gimme 5 mins and ill post again >_>

 

[oldMcDouche]

yeah ive been told that XD but i plan to crack it! gimme 5 mins and ill post again >_>

you'll get a selfmade medal from me if you do^^

 

[pliusmannn]

Klausimas:
Kas pas nergą baltas?
Atsakymas:
?eimininkas

 

[sky14kemea]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

I'm glad I can't understand German or I would be dead by now.

When is the ------ -- and --------? yes!
{some type of dog?} the or the ------- ------!

thats all i can do XD im so rubbish at german

I added what I know...

oder means or my cousin just told me

 

[Undead Dragon King]

What do you call 50 tractors around a McDonald's in Iowa?

Spoiler

Prom Night!

I know, I'm a terrible person...

 

[Red Pawn]

Hitler's response to the Joke:
"My dog has no nose."
("How does it smell?")
"Terrible."

 

[NeedAUserName]

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

I'm glad I can't understand German or I would be dead by now.

When is the ------ -- and --------? yes!
{some type of dog?} the or the ------- ------!

thats all i can do XD im so rubbish at german

I added what I know...

oder means or my cousin just told me

Your cousin lies!

...[sup]Not really, I admit I got it wrong[/sup] He's wrong damn it!

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted...peanut...

Thanks guys, I'll be here all week.

That song was written on one of the desks at my school during one of my exams.

 

[konkwastaken]

OK guys, brace yourselves.

knock knock
whos there?
smellmop
smellmop who?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Best knock knock joke ever.

 

[sky14kemea]

OK guys, brace yourselves.

knock knock
whos there?
smellmop
smellmop who?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Best knock knock joke ever.

=D i just got it

scuse me while i go fetch my socks that i laughed off XD