Funniest Joke Of All Time
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Okay, I'm German and that doesn't really mean anything.Major_Sam said:
Well, I'll try to translate anyway.
The words within brackets don't exist.
"If the Now(struck) (git) is and (Sloter)Meyer? Yes! (Beiher)dog the or the Flipper-Forest (gersput)!
Meyer and Flipper are names.
Waldt which I translated to Forest would actually be Wald, without the T.
Beiher isn't a word but sounds similar to Bayer, which is the German word for Bavarian.
As to struck, git, Sloter, gersput...
No clue.
Completely nonsensical.
And, even worse, I'm still alive.
So it doesn't work, either!
Wenn = when but in a question it would be Wann. anyways..Major_Sam said:
When is the Nunstruck(?) git(?) and Sloter(?)-Meyer (popular surname)? Yes!...
Beiher(? maybe: bei fuß = come here. lol)-Dog the or (makes no sense) the Dolphin Forest gersput(?)!
that is what i can tell you from the text. maybe the answer lies in the pronounciation.
Sky have no fear, Scamola is here!sky14kemea said:
Thanks to my internet translation powers I have come up with the following answer:
"If is the Nunstruck git and Slotermeyer? Yes!...
Beiherhund this Or the Flipperwaldt gersput!"
... sigh, I suck.
Excuse me sir! I have fallen up the stairs before, and I am most certainly not Yo Mama.Christemo said:
CAUTION PEOPLE: THIS REALLY IS THE BEST JOKE EVER!
How many babies does it take to paint a house???
Depends how hard you throw them
my cousin says gersput could be gespürt when means to experience or feel?oldMcDouche said:
so the Dolphin Forest experience?
Heard joke once. Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "but doctor...........I am Pagliacci"
Hmm, Rorschach fan much?
Hmm, Rorschach fan much?
Oh so we're getting into that territory, are we? Very well...soaringbiscuit said:
Actually no, I won't use mine, for fear of banishment forever xD
oh just remembered some more 
a dog walks into a telegram office and says, "woof woof woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof."
The lady at the counter says, "you know you could add another woof at no extra cost."
to which the dog replies "but that would make no sense at all."
Whats red and invisible?
no tomatoes
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
to stamp out fires
Why do elephants have flat feel?
to stomp out burning ducks
A Buddhist walks into a pizzeria and says, "make me one with everything."
This gingerbread man is lying on the table
a guy walks up and says "aye buddy you got liquorice on your balls whats going on?"
gingerbread man replies "oh, I've been rooting all sorts."
Ah well thats all for now people
a dog walks into a telegram office and says, "woof woof woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof."
The lady at the counter says, "you know you could add another woof at no extra cost."
to which the dog replies "but that would make no sense at all."
Whats red and invisible?
no tomatoes
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
to stamp out fires
Why do elephants have flat feel?
to stomp out burning ducks
A Buddhist walks into a pizzeria and says, "make me one with everything."
This gingerbread man is lying on the table
a guy walks up and says "aye buddy you got liquorice on your balls whats going on?"
gingerbread man replies "oh, I've been rooting all sorts."
Ah well thats all for now people
You could always pm it to meVanguard_Ex said:
Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called 'One Two Three' and the other is called 'Un Deux Trois'. Which cat wins?
'One Two Three' because 'Un Deux Trois' Quatre Cinq
yeeeeeeeeah
Also, what's worse than swinging a baby around on a washing line?
Stopping it with a shovel >=D
'One Two Three' because 'Un Deux Trois' Quatre Cinq
yeeeeeeeeah
Also, what's worse than swinging a baby around on a washing line?
Stopping it with a shovel >=D
