Funniest Joke Of All Time
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hm i didnt think of that^^ it actually means 'to feel' but you know what...sky14kemea said:
....our work was for nothingThe_root_of_all_evil said:
TOP THREE FAVORITE JOKES
1.Two atoms walk into a bar, and one says to the other,"Hey, I think I lost an electron," and the other one says, "are you sure?","ya, I'm positive."
2.Two horses are talking in a barn, and one says to the other,"Hey, my butt has been hurting a lot lately," and the other one says,"Ya, I know how you feel, I ran a race today and now my butt hurts too." Then, all of a sudden, another horse comes running into the barn and says,"YOU IDIOTS!!! YOUR BUTTS HURT BECAUSE THEY'RE INJECTING YOU WITH STEROIDS! STEROIDS, I TELL YOU, STEROIDS!!!!!!!!" and then runs away. And then one of the horses looks at the other and says,"OH MY GOD, A TALKING HORSE!!!"
3.A man is admitted into the hospital for chronic diarrhea. When he gets to his room, he decides to take a nap. But when he wakes up, he finds that he has soiled himself. Embarrassed, he quickly scrambles to roll the sheets up, and throws them out the hospital window. Meanwhile, outside a drunk man is walking by the hospital when the sheet lands on him. So he starts cursing and swinging his fists and flailing about. Nearby, a police officer witnesses the entire event and can't help laughing hysterically. Finally, he gathers his bearings enough to ask the man, "Sir, do you know what just happened?" And the man replies,"Yep, I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."
1.Two atoms walk into a bar, and one says to the other,"Hey, I think I lost an electron," and the other one says, "are you sure?","ya, I'm positive."
2.Two horses are talking in a barn, and one says to the other,"Hey, my butt has been hurting a lot lately," and the other one says,"Ya, I know how you feel, I ran a race today and now my butt hurts too." Then, all of a sudden, another horse comes running into the barn and says,"YOU IDIOTS!!! YOUR BUTTS HURT BECAUSE THEY'RE INJECTING YOU WITH STEROIDS! STEROIDS, I TELL YOU, STEROIDS!!!!!!!!" and then runs away. And then one of the horses looks at the other and says,"OH MY GOD, A TALKING HORSE!!!"
3.A man is admitted into the hospital for chronic diarrhea. When he gets to his room, he decides to take a nap. But when he wakes up, he finds that he has soiled himself. Embarrassed, he quickly scrambles to roll the sheets up, and throws them out the hospital window. Meanwhile, outside a drunk man is walking by the hospital when the sheet lands on him. So he starts cursing and swinging his fists and flailing about. Nearby, a police officer witnesses the entire event and can't help laughing hysterically. Finally, he gathers his bearings enough to ask the man, "Sir, do you know what just happened?" And the man replies,"Yep, I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."
Are dead baby jokes game? I hope no one's told this one, but it seems somewhat rare so I figure I'm safe.
A baby with slashed floaties.
Floaties with a slashed baby.
